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crew reacting to you telling them they’re fictional

Star Trek TNG

Picard

Open to the idea, but if that’s the case he’s wondering what you’re doing there 🤨

Please please please, don’t do something that means he’ll have to fill out more paperwork

He’s praying that you’ll just behave long enough for him to send you back to your reality 🙏🙏🙏

Geordi

Sassier than sassy about it

“Right, and what makes you real?”

Riker

Suspicious eyebrow raise

Not even gonna talk to you about , just gonna go and ask Picard about you

Wesley Crusher

Drags you to the nearest table and sits you down

Explain

He’s dying to know what you mean, tell him everything

Worf

Yeah, okay, suuure 🙄

Keeps walking cause “who even are you”

unbothered, plainly doesn’t believe you

Beverly Crusher

Sure, okay sweetie

Gently guides you to the medbay where she’s gonna check you for a concussion or other brain damage

Cant believe you don’t have brain damage of any kind

is forced to believe you because of the facts

Here, have it, it might be be trash, but all trash is great at two in the morning

Mods are asleep post wide compressed Riker

Will Riker has the same vibes as a golden retriever

Riker is a himbo (affectionate), but Kirk is a himbo (derogatory)