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Incorrect quotes Part 2 (RnM fanfic related)
Ratchet: If you had 7 cookies and I asked for 3, how many would you have?
Pinkie: None.
Ratchet: This is basic math Pinkie-
Pinkie: I would give them all to you because you are my friend!
Ratchet: [holding back tears] Disgusting. Get away from me.
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Optimus: I’m adopting another child.
Sunset: Congratulations, Optimus! That’s great-
Optimus: It’s you, sign here.
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Sideswipe: NO. NO SHUT- SHUT THE FRAG UP!
Rainbow: YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT!
Sideswipe: NO, YOU’RE NOT! YOU’RE STUPID! YOU’RE DUMP!
Rainbow: YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO ADMIT THAT I WAS RIGHT!
Sideswipe: YOU’RE NOT!
Rainbow: I AM!
Strongarm, beyond confused: What are they arguing about?
Twilight: Fnaf lore.
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[on a walk]
Bumblebee: It’s beautiful out here.
Fluttershy: And quiet.
Bumblebee: Too quiet.
Fluttershy: Did we lose someone?
[cut to Pinkie and Smokescreen screaming while running from a bear]
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Sunset: Ratchet isn’t answering.
Twilight: I’ll call.
Rainbow: Twi, we all tried several times each, what makes you thi-
Ratchet: Hello?
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Rainbow: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Bumblebee: Wasn’t Sideswipe with you?
Sideswipe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Sunset: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Fluttershy: How can you still say that?!
Sunset: Because when things get though, denial is all we have.
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Rainbow: Don’t worry, if there’s a bad guy within a mile of us, I’ll sense it.
A Vehicon: *appears behind her*
Rainbow: May be a little off my game here.
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Ratchet: You think I enjoy being a mother hen to you all?!
The whole team: …
Ratchet: Okay, fine. It’s like a crack to me.
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Rainbow: When I was little-
Sideswipe: Pfft, “was”.
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Ratchet: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Twilight: It was me…
Ratchet: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Rarity: This is a mistake!
Knock Out: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!
Rarity: But not today.
Knock Out: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess.
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Rainbow, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Sideswipe, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Pinkie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Smokescreen, trembling: What are we even playing??
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Rarity: Just be careful, Knock Out!
Knock Out: I’m always careful, my dear!
Knock Out: It’s everything around me that’s careless.
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Pinkie: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Smokescreen: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Sideswipe: Yo, come here.
Rainbow: For what?
Sideswipe: Just come here.
Rainbow: Nah, you’re gonna hit me.
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Twilight: Am I in trouble?
Arcee: Take a guess.
Twilight: No?
Arcee: Take another guess.
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Rarity: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Knock Out: Thank you.
Rarity: I didn’t say that was a good thing.
Knock Out: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.
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Sideswipe: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Rainbow: You and me!
Sideswipe, tearing up: Okay.
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Optimus: With great power comes great responsibility.
Sunset: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Twilight: How do I deal with my enemies?
Arcee: Kill them.
Twilight: That’s a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Arcee: Kill them only a little?
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Pinkie: I have made a complete replica of the Eiffel Tower out of popsicle sticks!
Smokescreen: Pinkie… how much popsicles did you eat?
Pinkie: I can’t feel my tongue and world smells of colors!
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Bumblebee: I know you two snuck out last night, Rainbow.
Sideswipe, whispering: Play dump.
Rainbow: Who’s Rainbow?
Sideswipe: Not that dump!
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Shockwave: This kind of idiocy will NOT be tolerated in my laboratory.
Steve: Is there a level of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with, sir?
Incorrect quotes (RnM fanfic related)
Rainbow: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Sideswipe: What?
Rainbow: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Sideswipe: Can we go back to the part where you said “when I get murdered”?
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Sunset: I want to be a caterpillar.
Optimus: Explain?
Sunset: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Optimus: You are aware that they have a lifespan of two to five weeks, correct?
Sunset: That’s another highlight.
Optimus: Sunset, no—
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Bumblebee: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you need a fake ID.
Fluttershy: *mumbles*
Bumblebee: What was that?
Fluttershy: …You need to be over 18 at Petco to hold the puppies.
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Optimus: You are very mature for your age, Sunset.
Sunset: Thanks, it’s the trauma.
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Rainbow: Sibling relationships are weird.
Rainbow: Like, I’d give Sideswipe my life on a dangerous mission without a second thought but there’s no way in hell that I’d give him a single fry from my McDonald’s meal.
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Rarity: *hurts herself*
Rarity: SH-oot!
*Knock Out and Sideswipe look at each other in confusion*
Sideswipe: What was that?
Rarity: I don’t swear.
Knock Out: Why not?
Rarity: It’s not ladylike. No well-mannered woman does it.
Rainbow: *walks by in the background and stubs her toe*
Rainbow: FUCK!
Rarity: …most of us anyway.
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Twilight: Excuse me, who’s in charge here?
Ratchet: Well, usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Rarity: We can’t kill him!
Knock Out: Not with that attitude, we can’t.
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Fixit, gesturing to Twilight: Sir, that’s my emotional support human.
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Pinkie: You call it a near death experience-
Rainbow: We call it a vibe check from God!
Ratchet: *optic twitches*
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Sunset: When I asked if my day could get any worse it was rhetorical question. NOT A CHALLENGE!
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Sunset: I stopped a murder today.
Optimus: Good job, Sunset. I’m proud of you. How did you do it?
Sunset, staring seriously and ominously at Optimus: Self-Control.
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Bulkhead: What are your superpowers again?
Applejack: Super-strength, agility and stamina, yo mamma jokes-
Bulkhead: Yo mamma jokes?
Applejack: Well Bulk, I’m an orphan so they can’t say anything back.
Bulkhead: Kid—
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Ratchet: How would you rate your pain?
Twilight: Zero stars, would not recommend.
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Rainbow: Hey, Ratch.
Ratchet: *sighs* Yes?
Rainbow: If you say the words “control alt delete” do you just, like, straight up die?
Ratchet:
Ratchet: Every day I convince myself humans are intelligent life forms and every day I am proven wrong.
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Sunset: I’m willing to do a lot of things.
Sunset: But admitting to Optimus that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.
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Everyone else: Knock Out, no!
Knock Out: Knock Out, yes!
Rarity: Knock Out, no.
Knock Out: Knock Out, no.
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Fluttershy: *staring blankly at a wall*
Bumblebee: Fluttershy? What’s wrong?
Fluttershy: Did you know that rap stands for ‘rhyme and poetry’?
Bumblebee:
Bumblebee: *sits down and joins Fluttershy in staring at the wall*
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Arcee: You’re okay, right? You’re not hurt?
Twilight: No, no, no, I’m fine! Totally fine, no, no, I’m fine.
Arcee: Really? Because you’re repeating your words you look pale and you look like you’re about to topple over.
Twilight: Yeah, you might wanna catch me.
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Twilight: [holds up a cauliflower in front of Ratchet] What is this?
Ratchet: … a cauliflower?
Twilight: [turns to Pinkie and Smokescreen] Okay, now tell him what you think it is.
Both: Ghost broccoli!
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Rainbow: I’m ten times funnier than you.
Sideswipe: Ten times zero is still zero.
Rainbow: Well, jokes on you, I can’t do math.
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Arcee: You’re up early this morning.
Twilight: …
Arcee: You never went to sleep, did you?
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Rainbow: You’re an attention-seeker.
Sideswipe: What?! I’m the total opposite of an attention-seeker. I’m the best there ever is, I do not- hey, don’t look away when I’m talking here!
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Knock Out: Do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you!
Knock Out: Please ask me to kill for you.
Rarity: …First of all, calm down.
Ratchet: How many times do I have to tell you?! We are NOT a kindergarten! You can’t adopt every human you see!
Optimus: I’m sorry old friend. ><’
Few sketches of Incorrect quotes by @its-elioo that always makes me laught.Her amazing crossover fic Robots and Magic reminds why I love mlp eg and tfp.
Part 2 of Incorrect quotes from RnM fanfic by @its-elioo (redesign of Twilight belongs to her)
These two took over my entire BRAIN
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