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Harley: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle One.
Harley: Mistah J, codename: Been There, Done That
Harley: Ivy is Currently Doing That.
Harley: Selina is It Happened Once In A Dream
Harley: Two-Face, codename: If I Had To Pick A Dude
Harley: Croc is Eagle Two
Croc: Oh thank god.
Batman/Harley x Ivy University AU where Harley is the freshman studying in psychiatry while working part time at the campus coffee shop, Arkham. She’s making heart eyes at Pam who’s studying for a degree in botany against her parents wishes with her creepy professor. Selina is Harley’s roommate and a party animal and Bruce is her boyfriend who’s always the first to object to any kind of injustice and wrong-doing and starts fights with guys who don’t respect women and him and Harvey are frat boys but like the only decent ones. There’s the Joker who no one seems to know the name of who’s constantly pulling elaborate and often dangerous pranks but doesn’t get expelled for some reason, Bane who Harley has never seen leave the gym and she’s pretty sure he lives there but at this point she’s too afraid to ask and Cobblepot who only got into GU because his dad is the superintendent who constantly bribes his professors for better grades. Harley’s friends include Edward “i’m studying for three degrees and have a million side-projects and extra-circulars i’ve been running off coffee and redbull for the past week someone hELP” Nygma, Jon - her top-of-the-class sometimes friend, sometimes rival who takes it all far too seriously and Waylon who got the nickname “Killer Croc” from wrestling in high school and people think he’s scary but he’s actually really kind and smart and likes reading French literature and is working super hard because he’s the first in his family to go to college.
The rest of the Justice League: I am fighting this fairly serious villain. He wants money and power. I must stop him and his conventionally armed goons.
Batman, stone faced: I am fighting Jellyfish-Gal and Wobbly Gang. They want to turn all of Gotham into jelly-based aquatic life and force the mayor to fund their biweekly tap dancing lessons. I must stop the Wobbly Gang from using their squid launchers to incapacitate people and take them for experimentation.
Gothamites during during pride month
Gothamite 1: Are we ever going to address the fact that Batman is homophobic?
Gothamite 2: Explain.
Gothamite 1: I mean, have you SEEN half of the criminals in this city? They should get a free pass during June. Be gay, do crimes all that.
Gothamite 2: I'm sorry, you think the Bat is straight? Have YOU seen him? He has too much flair and drama for a straight man not to mention the looks he gives Superman during Justice League related fights
Gothamite 1: You right. Gay on gay crime?
Gothamite 2: Gay on gay crime.
Sneaky