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Since you guys liked the first one so much, ill do some more!
PILLAR MEN QUOTES (PART 2)
Wamuu: Joseph, my old friend!
Joseph: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Wamuu: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Joseph: YOU CHEATED!
Caesar: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?
Esidisi: I… can confirm that that actually happened.
Joseph: …What.
Kars: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Santana: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Esidisi: Don't go to the kitchen.
Joseph: Why?
Esidisi: I saw a spider.
Joseph: Well, did you kill it?
Esidisi: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
Santana: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Santana: I need my socks.
Santana: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
Santana: *writing a letter*
Santana: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Wamuu: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
Esidisi, fighting Joseph: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
Kars: I am literally evil incarnate.
Kars: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Kars: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.
Joseph, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.
Joseph, looking at Kars: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
Esidisi: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Esidisi: *upends the bottle*
Kars: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
Santana: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Joseph: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Kars: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Caesar, about Joseph: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
Kars: I'm allergic to death.
Wamuu: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Wamuu: It's me.
Wamuu: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.
Joseph: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Wamuu: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Santana: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
Kars: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kars lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Wamuu: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
(( I'll hold you Wamuu! ☺ If you want to see more of these or personal HCs for the Pillar Men, feel free to ask me! ))
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My half of an art trade with @mysteriousdragon2 ! Just a couple of gun nuts… just guys being dudes… Urhuhr yup 🤠
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What do you think about pairings like Stroheim/Speedwagon or Joseph/Speedwagon? Have you ever drawn anything with these pairings?
I've actually drawn a couple Strowagon things!! I really like the pairing, especially in the context of the Sunset Justice AU.
(Uncensored mini-comic here)
Realistically, though, I don't think the pairing would ever work because Speedwagon lived in celibacy for the rest of his life after Jonathan's passing. It's a fun ship to play with nonetheless :3
As for Josewagon... The implications are really sad and kinda hot 👀 I've never drawn it before and I don't have any ideas for them atm. It's definitely a ship I'd love to draw something for at least once tho!
Was so fun to do!!!
Thanks for letting me do this collab with ya man!!!
Collab with @lazywriter-artist Me and the homie did a collab featuring Stroheim! @lazywriter-artist did the sketch, background and font that is very much Smash Bros material LOL. I did the outline and colors! We did this collab to show our admiration for Stroheim, but also because he is out in All Star Battle R today! Congrats for making it in! Wonder what sorts of chaos he’ll bring into the battle!