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JoJo's bizarre adventure the pillar men go for a walk la-squadra1234 original post warning: spoilers yelling being rude and more......

Kars caring for his team members but you really have to get to know him he is a pretty confusing person one moment you think you know him the next moment you don't know him at all so you'll have to know him for years to know his full side he is very strong very intimidating and pretty scary.

Wammu is a pretty organized person he thinks before he moves and plans everything out which is the proper way to do it in his opinion he is very strong and intimidating but if you really get to know him he is very caring and not as scary as you think he would be he can be pretty positive and tries to let the negative side go.

Acdc has a bunch of sides for an example if he does not like you but be nice to you you will never know if he really likes you or if he doesn't because he has so many personalities especially for different people it just depends who you are and what you do she shows no mercy to the people that he hates and the people that he hates to know that he will not show no mercy he is intimidating and can be pretty scary when it comes down to it but he is also a pretty goofy person since he has multiple personalities especially for different people he tends to be pretty goofy.

The pillar men were just walking and they were not going to split up just in case if they came around an enemy that was very strong like stronger than them which is very very unlikely but still they are not taking any chances people want them dead and they know that so they will not risk their lives but they know that they probably would not be in danger considering that they are intimidating and very strong and they know about that they know that people are scared of them and they are not afraid to scare people off.

They were just walking in a trail by the woods and they like it there it was late night considering that the only person that can go out in the daytime is kars.

As they were walking they suddenly came across Joseph and Caesar wammu was about to do Divine sandstorm so they would die Kars quickly stopped him did they all just started staring at each other it was like a staring contest acdc just said are we just going to keep staring at each other it's getting boring Joseph told acdc to shut up Caesar agreed with Joseph wammu told the both of them to not tell master acdc to shut up they should shut up considering that they're the annoying mouth and Joseph is known for his loud mouth wammu pointed out although Caesar was on Joseph's side he could not help but laugh about what wammu just said Caesar said damn it must suck being known as a loud mouth how does it feel Joseph I would not know is Caesar continued laughing Joseph elbow Caesar and told him that he is so annoying and that he is supposed to be on his side not the pillar men side Caesar said this is not about siding with anybody it's just funny what he just said especially since he just pointed out that you are a loud mouth after you told acdc to shut up it all backfired on you that's the only reason why I am laughing right now Joseph said fine and he just walked away from the problem Caesar known that he was not the problem it was the pillar men it was not their intention to walk into them but that's what ended up happening Caesar shortly followed Joseph wammu ask kars why he did not let him kill Caesar and Joseph kars said because we already have enough problems on our hands and we do not need to cause more people already want to kill us 95% of the people that want to kill us don't even know us so it's just not worth it causing more problems and if we kill Joseph and Caesar the entire community will come after us considering that they are pretty much saving the entire community so it's not worth it don't put yourself in danger when you can control it that's not how we do it we are pillar men not dumb men acdc agreed with everything that Kars just said wammu said okay and that he is sorry kars said there was no need to apologize they both made their points so there is no reason for anybody to be apologizing in this situation they just continued walking.

And the pillar men were shocked to see Santana also walking the trail they all were staring at each other Santana slowly walked away as he did not want any problems he known that he also counted as a pillerman but people did not want to kill him which made the original group want to kill him wammu said to Santana that he would not kill him considering that they grew up together Santana assured all of them that he does not want any problems with any of them they all agreed that they all do not want any problems kars and Santana shook hands on it kars asked Santana if he wanted to join the rest of them on a walk Santana said sure he has nothing better to do anyways.

No better way to say Merry Christmas than some Pillar Man edits!

I just found something amazing. My art style has improved!

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I am quite proud of these!

Pillar Men Incorrect Quotes

Kars: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Esidisi: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Wamuu: I personally was created in a lab.

Santana: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Kars: Shit.

Esidisi: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Wamuu: OH MY GOD SANTANA FELL OFF!!!

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Kars: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Esidisi: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Kars: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING WAMUU WITH ME

Santana, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Kars: I think we're missing something.

Esidisi: Teamwork?

Wamuu: Cohesion?

Santana: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Kars: *Screams*

Esidisi: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Wamuu: Should we do something?

Santana: No, I want to see who wins.

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Kars: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Esidisi: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Wamuu: I got distracted about halfway through.

Santana: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Kars: Dammit, Esidisi!

Esidisi: What?! It wasn’t me!

Kars: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Wamuu!

Wamuu: Not me either.

Kars: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Santana: *whistles*

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Kars: I prevented a murder today.

Esidisi: Really? How’d you do that?

Kars: self control.

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Kars: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Esidisi: You need to stop.

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Wamuu: Santana was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Santana: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Wamuu: Santana, you ate a chair.

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Wamuu: What are your goals?

Santana: To pet all the dogs.

Wamuu: No, fitness goals.

Santana: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Since you guys liked the first one so much, ill do some more!

PILLAR MEN QUOTES (PART 2)

Wamuu: Joseph, my old friend!

Joseph: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Wamuu: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Joseph: YOU CHEATED!

Caesar: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?

Esidisi: I… can confirm that that actually happened.

Joseph: …What.

Kars: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Santana: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Esidisi: Don't go to the kitchen.

Joseph: Why?

Esidisi: I saw a spider.

Joseph: Well, did you kill it?

Esidisi: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

Santana: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Santana: I need my socks.

Santana: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Santana: *writing a letter*

Santana: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Wamuu: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

Esidisi, fighting Joseph: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Kars: I am literally evil incarnate.

Kars: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Kars: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Joseph, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.

Joseph, looking at Kars: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

Esidisi: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Esidisi: *upends the bottle*

Kars: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Santana: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Joseph: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Kars: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

Caesar, about Joseph: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

Kars: I'm allergic to death.

Wamuu: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.

Wamuu: It's me.

Wamuu: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

Joseph: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Wamuu: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Santana: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Kars: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Kars lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Wamuu: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

(( I'll hold you Wamuu! ☺ If you want to see more of these or personal HCs for the Pillar Men, feel free to ask me! ))

More Pillar Men Quotes (feat. ME)!

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Kars, Entering Esidisi's room: Andii did it again.

Esidisi: Peace disturbance?

Kars: What no-

Esidisi: Arson..?

Kars: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Esidisi: uh....Attempted murder?

Kars: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Esidisi, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Wamuu: Gray.

Kars: Grey.

Esidisi, turning to Andii: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Andii: Dark white.

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Wamuu: Your smile? It makes my day.

Esidisi: Your happiness? I live for that.

Kars: A room? Get one.

Andii: Hotel? Trivago.

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Wamuu: Well, has Esidisi been wrong before?

Andii: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Andii: And now for a gay update with Kars and Esidisi.

Esidisi: Getting gayer.

Andii: Thank you, Esidisi.

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Andii: I really like Eminem.

Santana: I prefer skittles.

Wamuu: They are talking about the rapper.

Santana: Why would they eat the wrapper?

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Andii: Hey, Esidisi you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.

Esidisi: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Andii: Yea, my grandma lives there.

Kars: That is the worst response to that question.

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Santana: Are you a painting?

Andii: What-?

Santana: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Wamuu: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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Andii: I dare you-

Kars: Esidisi is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Andii: Why not?

Esidisi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Andii: Why does Kars always do the laundry so loudly?

Esidisi: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Kars, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Andii: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

Kars, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Esidisi, deadpanning at Kars: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Andii: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Kars is walking in this room.

Esidisi: *wheeze*

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Wamuu: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Andii: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Santana: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Andii: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

This just came to me, but i think its a valid theory:

I know some people who watched jojo dub complained about the accents, but hear me out; it actually makes sense.

Remember how when Santana learned English in a couple minutes simply from hearing Stroheim speak? Well. I think the reason the other pillar men have accents is because of the fact they listened to Joseph speak, and since he's British, they all kinda developed that accent as well simply from learning the language through Joseph talking. This would entirely make sense since the only people they encountered upon awakening that actually spoke to them were Joseph and Caesar.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Pillarmen trying to settle in modern society and Wamuu goes to high school or something