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My testing is over I’m officially back!!
And I’m obsessed with Honkai Star Rail I can’t stop playing. Not to mention I really love Sampo
He is so cute skskskksks
Hsuenhdjxtjqoxthsjxyhjayxjwtdjudujdyy! OH MY GOD!🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😵💫😳😳😳
after knowing sampo canonically disguised himself as a woman (that means he wore dresses) i have not been okay since then
he’s like that weird uncle that won’t stop randomly showing up for family events despite cutting him off 23 years ago for felony fraud charges
sampo koski should have forth wall breaking, meta abilities like.
he can access inventories and pickpocket your clothes right off your back. he crouches in a corner and the guards cant see him. he tries to barter with someone, fails, then puts on a pair of glasses that him him +5 charisma. he can double jump.
hi. is this anything
Oh no I love Sampo so much (but I do not own him yet)
This is probably my favourite daily mission among all missions (I like problem-solving and math questions)
The only stage that I can perfectly cleared because of Mr. Sampo😭😭
I am waiting for his pick-up warp (hoping him comes home ASAP)
Romance ADV Starrail Handsome will be available on 20023
Just an au of gakuen handsome (the legendary game with long chin guys)😅
My Box Art Design......(becomes a dating sim XD)
Little Miss Stelle🗑️ And Mr Daddies
✦ sampo koski in honkai: star rail sweet dreams preview - the great tatalov ↳ requested by myself because what is going on in this trailer. sampo baby is this you?? is this sparkle masquerading as you??? what is happening. why did the second gif completely break photoshop. why is that so in character. aha please don't come collect your man i am living for this chaos.
pls tell me this is them (
yall ever just get the urge to put him in a jar and shake it
He’s so silly <3
He looks and acts nearly identical to one of my very old ocs and I lost my mind when he came out lmao
the story behind how i turned from f2p to p2w, a thread:
I would love to read this but I literally have no idea who this man is cuz my wifi situation is complicated I can’t download honkai rn even tho I REALLY WHAT TO😭😭😭
I’mma save this for later tho. Cuz for some reason I just can’t read fics without knowing the dude at least a lil first.
Heat Tolerance
A business trip to a desert planet with a certain annoying business partner leads to a heated fight and to a heated fuck.
Pairing: Sampo x Reader (female) Genre: smut + fluff Word Count: 3k Warnings: 18+, smut, teasing, fuckbuddies, a bit of hate-fucking, some playful fighting, creampie, overstimulation, squirting. All characters are of age. This story is 18+. Minors don't interact.
Part three of my Heatwave Summer Series
A business trip to another planet to retrieve a relic set. It sounded like no big deal. Nice even. A change of climate, a little adventure. What could go wrong? You should have known better.
The moment a certain tall, blue-haired mercenary offered to accompany you, you should have run. But of course, Sampo Koski always has been your weakness, hasn't he? You never were able to say no to him, as much as you hate to admit that. And so you let him wrap you in his tales about how he knew so much about this faraway planet and how you could benefit from his knowledge and negotiation skills.
Long story short, you said yes, and now you deeply regret it.
"Why do you always have to get us into trouble, you idiot?"
You groan and send a death glare to the blue-haired man sitting across from you on the dusty floor of an abandoned souvenir shop in a shabby side street of Nailscrap Town. Sweat is running down your back and trickling down between your breasts. The heat is making your head spin, and it's getting harder and harder to breathe. Especially here in this cramped little space where you are currently forced to hide from the authorities.
A lopsided grin meets you, and an outrageously nonchalant shrug,
"Aww, don't be so hard on me, sweetheart! I told you it was just a misunderstanding."
"You stole a brooch out of the Wasteland Museum! What is there to be misunderstood about this?"
Sampo sighs dramatically and rolls his pretty green eyes as he runs his long fingers through his sweaty blue hair, brushing it out of his face, only for it to fall back immediately,
"I told you, I have no idea how it ended up in my bag. It must have fallen into it when I walked past the display case. Is it my fault that they didn't fix it correctly? They probably do that on purpose so they can chase innocent tourists through their dirty city!"
You draw in a deep breath and force yourself to count to ten before you exhale it slowly. Black spots dance before your eyes. The heat is almost unbearable.
Of course, you had expected high temperatures on a desert planet. Of course, you had done your research beforehand. But it couldn't prepare you for just how intense the heat feels. And it's even worse here in this cramped little space in the middle of the concrete jungle of this city.
But this isn't just about tolerating the heat. This is mostly about tolerating this idiot by your side. He tags along like some puppy, following you as if you are his owner, and he is waggling his tail and begging for your attention.
Yes, sure, the two of you have a history. You met years ago via some shady business, and yes, you ended up in his room above the bar that night, bouncing on his gorgeous cock until the sun rose. And yes, you have met many times over the years, and yes, it almost always leads to sex.
So yes, maybe you and Sampo Koski are business partners with certain benefits, if you can call it that. And maybe you think his face is nice to look at and that his cock is pretty talented.
But that doesn't mean you want him to follow you everywhere and drag you into his drama. Your head already hurts from the heat, and that idiot's incessant chattering and his ridiculous excuses only make it worse.
The extreme temperatures on this desert planet are enough to grate on your nerves. You don't need the additional trouble that is Sampo Koski!
You glare at him, barking at him that he should shut up. But he only gives you that infuriating, dazzling smile. His long fingers wander to his vest, and you blink as you watch those skilled fingers opening the buttons, revealing more and more of Sampo's skin.
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like? Taking off my clothes, of course. Maybe you didn't realize it yet, but it's a bit hot in here."
Sampo slips out of his vest and pulls the sleeveless shirt he wore underneath over his head, leaving him shirtless, only in his tight pants and leather gloves.
You gulp hard, coughing a little because your throat feels too dry all of a sudden. Sweat is glistening on Sampo's defined pecs, and his abs flex suddenly as he laughs that infuriating laugh.
"Are you checking me out, princess?"
His voice is teasing, seductive. You huff, hands balling into fists, pissed off at yourself for falling for his cheap tactics.
"Don't flatter yourself, Koski. I am delirious because of the heat, so forgive me for accidentally looking your way."
It’s stupid. You are being childish, and you know it. But this is how it always goes when Sampo Koski is near you, and you don't know how to stop it.
But he is right. Maybe taking off some clothes is a good idea. You take off your shirt, leaving you in your bra top. You let your head fall back against the counter you are leaning against, eyes fixing Sampo with a challenging glare. But his green-eyed gaze is busy traveling unashamedly over your half-exposed breasts.
A grin lifts the corners of your lips,
"Like what you see, Koski?"
Finally, those bright green eyes meet yours, but they don't show any sign of remorse. Sampo chuckles and has the nerve to wink at you,
"Of course I do."
"You really have no shame."
You shake your head and sigh.
How long have you been hiding here? Maybe you should check if the coast is clear. You get up from the dirty floor and lean over the counter, squinting your eyes, trying to peek through the dirty window. You flinch when you see a group of police officers passing the small shop. You step back quickly from the window...
... and almost scream out loud when you crash into something hard. Or someone. Sampo must have gotten up without you realizing it and is standing behind you now. Way too close.
His tall, firm body is pressing against you, his hot breath is ghosting over your neck, his teasing voice directly in your ear,
"Aww, do you want to be in my arms so I can keep you safe, sweetheart? Don't worry. Sampo Koski is here to the rescue."
You hiss and push him away, glaring at him.
"Get away from me, idiot. You are in my way."
Sampo draws in a sharp breath. He clutches his toned naked chest, looking at you with his pretty green eyes opened comically wide in fake shock. Always so dramatic.
"I am shocked! How can you say this to me? Me, your loyal companion on every planet! Your fair business partner! Your friend! Your lover! You rip my heart out, princess!"
"Oh yeah, do you mean the fair business partner who got me into this shitty situation? I could have already spent the last two hours looking for that relic! But now, thanks to you, I am trapped here, waiting until we can escape or get thrown into jail."
Sampo sighs dramatically. His long black lashes flutter innocently around those ridiculously green eyes, his stupid, pretty face settles into a pout.
"Aww, well, I could make it up to you. Sampo Koski isn't someone who leaves his customers unsatisfied."
You are about to ask him how exactly he thinks he can make it up to you, when he steps closer again. Before you know it, Sampo has you pinned against the dusty counter, and his tall body is pressing against your back again.
Large hands land on your hips, sprawling over them, so Sampo's fingertips brush teasingly over your lower tummy, dangerously close to a part of your body a normal business partner has no business touching.
Your pussy flutters in interest, heat pulsing in your clit.
You hate yourself for it, but you instantly press your ass against him, biting your lip to stop yourself from moaning when you feel the familiar hardness of Sampo's large bulge rub against your ass.
Why do the two of you always end up like that? Why does every argument lead to sex? Why does he make you so wet when he infuriates you so much? And why does he get so hard from bickering with you? Why do the two of you get so horny for each other anytime you meet?
But you don't have time to worry about that because Sampo's hot mouth is on your neck, leaving hot, wet kisses on your skin, and his hands yank on your bra top, pulling it down. You gasp softly when your tits spill out, instantly getting cupped by Sampo's large hands. The leather of his fingerless gloves feels soft against your heated flesh. His fingers expertly tease your stiff nipples, making you embarrassingly wet for him.
He is grinding his clothed erection against your ass, gasping loudly against your neck, whining something about how good he can make you feel.
You can't take it anymore. You push down your shorts hastily, followed by your panties, before you bend over the counter to offer yourself to him. Your naked ass up in the air, leaning over so Sampo gets a good view of your swollen, wet pussy lips.
You look over your shoulder at Sampo, whose mouth is hanging open and whose heavy-lidded green eyes are staring at that wet place between your legs.
You roll your eyes exasperatedly and give your right ass cheek a firm slap, pulling him out of his daze.
"Come on, pretty boy! I thought you wanted to make it up to me! Get your cock out!"
Your voice sounds annoyed and commanding, but your face feels hot, and your heart is beating way too fast as you watch him pushing down his pants, freeing his large cock, which stands rock-hard for you, long and pretty with a slight curve, and a glistening wet light pink tip.
There are rumors that Sampo used to work in other fields before he became a mercenary. Rumors about certain red light district establishments. And you wouldn't be surprised if those rumors are true. Sampo is a gorgeous man with the most gorgeous cock you have ever seen. And even though you act as if it isn't so, he knows how to use that pretty cock.
So it's no wonder your pussy longs for him, betraying you and creaming up even more just at the sight of him.
A lazy smile spreads over his face, and he wraps a hand around that gorgeous cock, slowly stroking it, making fat drops of pre-cum trickle out of the pretty tip. You unconsciously lick your lips at the sight, and Sampo's smile grows.
"Awww, see, I knew you liked me!"
He sounds cocky, but his voice is too husky, giving away how horny he is for you.
You roll your eyes,
"Oh, shut up. Just bend me over this counter and fuck me already!"
He is behind you again in a split second, velvety wet cock rubbing teasingly over your ass cheeks, smearing his pre over your heated skin. Sampo laughs that stupid, annoying laugh before it turns into a shaky whine when his swollen cockhead slips between your cheeks and into your tight wet heat, stretching open your creamy cunt around his pretty tip.
"Ah... always such a pleasure to do business with you, sweetheart."
He practically sobs as he tries to go slow, only fucking you with his cockhead for a few seconds, making your nails dig into the counter, and a low growl escape your mouth at getting teased like that.
But luckily, Sampo can't keep up his little teasing game any longer, and instead, his long fingers tighten their hold on your hips, and Sampo snaps his hips, burying his long hard cock deep inside you, moaning loudly as your hot cunt twitches around him.
You hiss, pressing back against him, loving the slight burn of getting taken so suddenly, urging Sampo on to give you more.
He's panting loudly as he presses his tall body against you, one gloved hand landing in your hair and pushing your face down onto the dusty countertop, bending you so prettily over the former shop counter.
And then Sampo does that thing with his cock. The one where he humps your pussy for real now with those deep, harsh thrusts that always go so deep that you see stars. He is leaning over you, so much taller than you, caging you in, making your head spin from the feeling of being under him and getting fucked for real, hard and fast.
It's a nasty fuck, hot and needy in the middle of this dirty abandoned shop. Both of you grunt softly, pushing your over-heated bodies hornily against each other. Sampo's sweat is dripping down on your back from the tips of his blue hair. His long fingers are slippery on your skin, where they sprawl over your hip.
"F...fuckkk..ah ah..too hot..."
He sounds so pretty like that, all whiny and desperate. It makes your pussy throb around him. But you chuckle softly,
"I thought you could stand the heat, sweetheart?"
"Sampo Koski isn't affected by the hot weather. Only by you and your hot pussy."
"Simp," you say as you smile and press your ass needily against him and clench said pussy around his long cock, eliciting another whiny moan from him.
"Tease," he whimpers in your ear and rolls his hips against yours, burying his hard length even deeper in your hot cunt.
"Ya grip me so greedily with that cute pussy. Wanna milk my poor cock dry, huh princess?"
He groans, low and horny, as he pushes himself into a standing position again, grabbing your hips with both hands, drilling his long cock even harder and faster into you, filling the small room with the nasty noises of his cock fucking into your soaking wet cunt.
"Oh shut up, idiot. And I am still mad at you for getting us into this situation in the first place."
But you smile while you say it, and maybe you moan a little when he grabs your hair to pull you into a standing position. You reach behind you to grab a handful of his hair that’s damp from the sweat and tug on it to pull his face down to your level. Sampo definitely moans when you bring his lips to yours, and your tongues meet in an open-mouthed, heated, sloppy kiss that makes spit run down your chin.
You can feel his firm, lean muscles press against your back, the defined pecs and taut abs that are slippery from sweat but feel so good against your naked skin. And his lips are so soft, tongue expertly stroking yours with hungry deep licks, while that pretty cock works its magic and fucks you with deep fast thrusts that make even more heat coil deep inside your belly.
He licks your bottom lip when you pull away from the kiss, grinning at you, green eyes heavy-lidded and full of lust.
"Just admit that my cock makes it all worth it."
"Hmm, nah, you have to earn the praise first. You didn't even make me cum yet, baby."
"Ok, your wish is my command, sweetheart."
You moan softly when Sampo's fingers find your puffy clit, rubbing it in slow circles, flicking his thumb over it, twirling it gently between two fingers, making you mewl and your hips buck uncontrollably. Even more heat is spreading through your body, starting in your toes and wandering up all the way to your cheeks.
You close your eyes and slump against Sampo, knowing he is strong enough to hold you. Your breath comes out in harsh, loud pants and needy, soft mewls as you let him pamper your pussy. Fucking you with his pretty cock, and rubbing your clit with his expert fingers.
"Sampo...ah fuck...!"
He makes you cum so hard on his cock, the heat almost unbearable, your orgasm crashing over you in such stormy waves that you can only tremble wildly in his arms, your cunt clenching hard on his long hard cock, not able to hide the intensity of your orgasm from him.
He fucks you through it, his long cock prodding your sweet spot over and over again, prolonging your orgasm until you are sobbing. And he doesn't stop after that.
Sampo keeps you on his cock, your twitching cunt stuffed with his hard length. The fingers of his left hand dig into your hip while the other hand continues to rub your clit furiously.
A feral-sounding cry escapes your lips, and you instinctively try to push his hand away. But it's a half-hearted attempt, and Sampo chuckles softly.
"Uh uh, princess, stay right here. You said I have to earn the praise. Sampo Koski takes those things seriously. What kind of business partner would I be if I didn't?"
"Fuckkk, Sampo..."
Your clit pulses hotly as his fingers flick over it unrelentingly. It's almost too much. But you let him continue. It feels so good. The pleasure is so intense, bordering on painful, but you can't bring yourself to tell him to stop. Only a little more, only one more orgasm...only...
In the end, he rubs two more out of you, overstimulating you so much that you sob his name. You're on your tiptoes, your pussy tensing up around his long cock as you can't hold back anymore and squirt all over him, bathing his pretty cock and taut balls in your juices before your creamy mess drips onto the dirty floor.
You are still trembling and mewling when Sampo's arms tighten around you, and he rams his long cock deep into you. He moans in your ear, a loud, needy sound that makes your spent cunt twitch around him again.
He cums so hard that you can feel his pretty cock throb inside you as he pumps your pussy full with several thick spurts, adding his hot cum to your already sticky wet mess.
He slowly pulls out afterward, both of you panting heavily. Your legs shake, and you steady yourself hastily on the counter, pulling a face as your mind clears again from the horny daze you have been in the last minutes.
And, of course, Sampo's annoying, teasing voice fills the room,
"I think I fulfilled your order. Never seen you squirt so much, darling. Maybe we should run more often from the authorities if it turns you on so much."
You huff and turn around to glare at him but can't stop an affectionate grin from tugging at the corners of your lips when you look at Sampo's pretty face,
"I hate you so much."
Glowing green eyes meet yours, glittering with amusement, and Sampo leans down, one hand cupping your cheek, his lips hovering over yours, voice dripping with that teasing tone again,
"Aww, no you don't. And I can always fuck you once more if you need more convincing. We probably have to stay here for a while longer anyways."
AHAHAHAH he drives me insane!! It was so much fun to write this!! I know he would annoy me and at the same time make me want to fuck him. Those are simple facts and I am not ashamed to admit it lmaooo.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed our little trip to the desert planet with this blue-haired idiot!! Please let me know what you think.
Comments and reblogs would be super sweet!!
Has it ever happened to you that you search for oneshots of your favourite character and you literally only find smut, and it completely ruins your day? No? Just me?