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Deceit Ups His Flirting Game

Or at least tries to.

A.k.a Sanders Sides Ships as Vines Part 1

Featuring heavily edited Brandon Calvillo and Jason Nash Vines

Roceit:

R & D- * in an imaginary theater *

R- Hi, I'm here for the audition?

D- Good, take off your clothes.

R- Is this for a nude scene??

D- No.

R- Do I have to???

D- Slowly. * plays slow jazz off of his phone *

Roceit 2:

R & D- * leaving a musical binge session *

R- Alright, see you later, my friend!

D- See you later, Ro. * mumbles * Love you~

R- Pardon?

D- Nothing! * mumbles again * Wanna be with you~

R- * takes off running *

D- Shoot! Failed again...

Roceit 3:

D- * strolling into the Commons area *

D- What's up, Lo?

L- Well, the ceiling, for one-

D- * ignores him * Heyyy, Roman~~~

D- * gets in his personal space * I missed you~

R- Woah, Deceit, what-

D- * leans in for a kiss *

R- Oh, okay, wait-

R- * tries to hold him back without pushing him too hard and hurting him *

Anxceit:

V & D- * watching the sunset at an inaginary ocean *

V- Love watching the waves.

D- I'm in love with you Virgil.

V- * takes off running *

D- * goes after him and jumps on him *

V- * incoherent screeching *

Anxceit 2:

V & D- * hanging out in Dee's room after Patton and Roman said they should get along more *

V- Hey, I'm hungry wanna go get-

V & D- Taco bell. Jinx! You owe me-

D- A kiss on the lips~

V- * tries to turn tail and run *

D- * swoops over to lock his room *

D- You're not going ANYWHERE, Virgil~~~

Anxceit 3:

V - * cat head rubs Logan's arm *

D- ???

P- Oh, he just does that with everyone he likes.

D- !

V- * comes over and cat head rubs Patton's chest *

D- * getting excited for his turn *

V- * turns to Dee * Oh. Hello, Deceit. * struts off towards Roman *

D- * proceeds to pout for the rest of the day *

Moceit:

P & D- * talking about Dee's good points to try and get the other sides to like him *

D- Yeah, so I was valedictorian~

P- Valedictorian!

D- And, I-

P- Got a monster cock!!

D- * spluttering * Wah, pAtToN!

P- Show them!!!

P- Go ahead, buddy.

D- * hissed whisper * When did you even SEE it?

P- What, your cockatrice Beatrix? Well, I was in your room the other day-

D- O-oh, you meant...oh. * sinks into the cushions in relief and embarrassment *

Moceit 2:

P & D- * talking about a cartoon series *

P- * tearing up a bit * It's just, after the series ended-

D- * gently and sensually takes his hand *

P- * awkward giggling * What- What are you doing?

D- What do you NEED me to do~~~

P- ???

Loceit:

D- * appears in Logan's room *

D- Hey Logan, knock knock.

L- Yes. You need something, Deceit?

D- N-no, I'm trying to tell you a joke...

L- Oh. Well, alright then.

D- Knock knock-

L- Just so you know, my door is always open.

D- * throws hands up in exasperation *

Loceit 2:

P & R- * trying to comfort Logan after a fight with Roman *

P- Sure, your friendship's going through a bit of a rough patch right now kiddo, but-

D- * trying to joke to get Lo to like him * All you can do is put rice in his oatmeal and when he dies it won't get traced back to you~

P- * doesn't know it's a joke * Okay, you can go to your room now...

DLAMP:

D- * is finally allowed in a video ideas meeting *

D- Okay, there's this scene where we all enter the shower naked-

L- Do you just want to see us naked in the shower?

D- * awkward laughing *

D- No~

DLAMP 2:

D- * Is in the Commons area scrapbooking with Patton *

D- * gets an idea and calls up Virgil *

D- * trying to hold a pair of scissors intimidatingly *

D- If you can find me, your father lives~

V, L, & R- * was walking into into the Commons *

V- Well, we can see you so-

D- * sinking with a blush into the mountains of paper *

D- No you can't!

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 2

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Roceit Edition.

Roceit: 

* Deceit disguises himself as a police officer they met recently, no one is fooled by this *

D- Do you know why I pulled you over today?~

R- I don't know, cause you saw how good I was looking?~

D- * startled chuckle *

D- * swats playfully at him * Have a good day, Ro~ * blows kiss *

R- * blows kiss back * Fuck yeah!~

Roceit 2:

* showing up in matching theater costumes *

R- What up, this is me and my drama bro Deci and we got mad swag!

D- * turns to Roman * You're cute~

R- * turns to him and melts into a smile *

R & D- * puts hands gently on each other's cheeks *

L, P, & V- ???

Roceit 3:

R- Wow, look at these glitter gel pens!

D- Roman, that's gay.

R- Deci, we've been dating-

Roceit 4:

D- Objection, your honor!

R- What is it?

D- * blows kiss *

R- * smiles and blushes *

D- * winks *

R- * clears throat * Overruled!

Roceit w/ Platonic Moceit:

P- Okay, we're gonna practice your honesty!

D- * already pouting * Sssure...

P- So just say the first thing that comes to your mind!

D- Okay...

P- Firetruck.

D- Ha, red! Nailed it. I win~

P- Not a competition, kiddo. Okay next word...Roman.

D- Gorgeous. Wait, fu-

P- * gasps * Language! But also oh my gosh! * excited giggling *

D- Oh no.

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 3

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Prinxiety Edition. 

Prinxiety:

V- Do you know why I pulled you over?

R- Um, no-

V- * looks seductively from under his bangs* For stealing my heart~

R- Aw, Virge-

V- * throwing paperwork at him * That's A 200 DOLLAR FINE. Pay by mail or court date-

Prinxiety 2:

* in yet another argument about Disney movies *

V- * ready to fist fight * Hey buddy, you wanna go?!

R- Yeah, I wanna go, let's go out!

V- * taken aback * What, like on a date?

R- * grabs Virgil's hand and leads him away before he can double think things * Yeah, let's go on a date!

V- * bewildered * Do you want kids?

Prinxiety 3:

R- * waking up *

V- * lounging on the other side of his bed playing a game console * Mornin'.

R- Wait, what happened last night?

V- * shrugs *

R- Did we-? * gesturing between them * Well, you know-?

V- What? * incredulous laugh * Nah, I just got here. You left your room unlocked.

R- What???

Prinxiety 4:

V- * wants to ask Roman something so he shadowports to his room *

V- * accidentally shadowports into Roman's giant bathtub surrounded in candles and rose petals*

V & R- * screams *

V- * turns beet red *

Prinxiety 5:

* arguing again *

V- Hit me,  hit me right here! * points to face *

R- * pointing at mouth * Hit me right here...

V & R- * start making out *

P- Awww.

L- ???

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 4

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Moxiety Edition.

Moxiety:

* while talking about Virgil’s life before joining the sides *

P- So tell me more.

V- Well, I kind of feel like my "therapist" is hitting on me?

P- And how does that make you feel?

V- Well, kinda good, actually.

P- * excited giggling *

Moxiety 2:

* Virgil appears in the shadows of Patton's room *

V- Hey, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in your bed you tonight?

P- Sure, buddy! Why not?

V- Thanks, I'm Anxiety by the way.

P- Morality! Nice to meet you. Good night!

Moxiety 3:

* everyone is on their phones in the living room *

V- Yo Patt, is it still raining?

P- * notices the sky has cleared and there's a rainbow now * Wow, come check it out! * reaches for his hand *

V- * takes it and strolls outside with him *

L- * slow on the uptake * Are they...holding hands??

R- * shrugs * Yeah?

Moxiety 4:

V- Hey, can you hold this?

P- Sure thing! * puts hand out *

V- * puts his hand on his *

P- Wha-? Oh! * giggles happily before giving Virgil's hand a kiss *

V- * blushes brightly *

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 5

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Anxceit Edition.

Anxceit:

* before Virgil joined the group *

V- * feeling agitated about being stuck with the dark sides *

V- I'll be forever alone...

D- * puts hand on his shoulder * You got me~

V- * shoves hand off of his shoulder * No, like someone who makes you feel better!

D- * worried about him leaving the dark sides * I-I can make you feel better! I-I'll suck your di-

V- * hurriedly shadowports away *

Anxceit 2:

V- * is leaving the Dark Sides *

D- Anxiety, please don't go. I can't live without you~

V- * chuckles darkly * Then die. * slams imaginary door *

Anxceit 3:

* are sitting on opposite sides of the couch *

D- * slides over to be next to Virgil and puts a hand on his knee *

V- * put a hand over that hand *

D- : D!

V- * promptly uses his other hand to slap him in the face *

D- > : O!

Anxceit 4:

V- Fuck you, dude!

D- Well, I mean...If you want to~

V- What??

D- * makes smooth jazz music start playing out of seemingly nowhere * Wanna fuck?

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 6

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. These are the oddballs I didn’t have enough of to make their own separate posts.

Royality w/ Prinxiety:

P- * is coming out of Virgil's room *

R- * holding up a "Will you go to the ball with me?" sign *

P- Oh my god, yes!

R- N-no, tell your "son", Virgil...

P- Oh, okay! * leans back into the room * Virgie, I'm going to a ball with Roman!!!

V- * calls out * You two have fun or whatever.

Platonic Moxiety w/ Logicality:

* at a teacher parent conference *

V- Dad, this is Mr. Logan.

L- * reaching hand out to shake * Nice to meet you, Mr. Patton.

P- Please, just call me Daddy.

L- Wha- No.

Logince 1:

* laying in Roman's palace garden at night *

R- I just like to look up at the starts and wonder what it all means, you know?

L- Well, you at least got that right- * looks up at where Roman's spelled out "Wanna make out?" in the stars *

R- * smirks and winks at him *

L- * starts awkwardly scooting further away on the picnic blanket *

Logince 2:

R- * appears in Logan's room * Hey~

L- Why did you dim the lights??

R- To save power! Duh~

L- Oh...

L- Wait, we don-

R- And I wanna suck your dick.~