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Incorrect Quotes with Sander Sides (kinda)

What if Logan and Remus switched personality's?

Logan would go in a in-depth rant on how to kill someone with a egg shell 

Patton is very concerned about Logan 

Virgil is very nervous of what Logan knows about 

Roman is taking notes because Y E S

Logan then talks about how to use a leaf as a weapon

Roman is still taking notes to kill his brother and then grabs another notebook since he wrote too much on the subject

Patton gave up at this point to make Logan stop since this rant has been going on for a long time 

Virgil is having a Mental Breakdown at this point

Roman is chasing Logan for more ideas about the subject 

Logan just keeps talking

Patton is drinking with Deceit and asking how he does it

Deceit with a dead expression: i don’t

Virgil is laying down on the ground with his hoodie on while rocking back and forth in a fetal position

Roman is happy for getting ideas while the others are concerned 

*Logan looks like he has not slept in years while his hair looks like a birds nest with his shirt is not tucked in and his eyes wide open when talking*

*Remus has his hair like how Logan does it for the day. His shirt is tucked in his pants with a belt on with his makeup on point (surprisingly) *

Remus is reading a book

Roman is confused for his life 

Patton is still with Deceit talking about to deal with stress

Virgil is just in “space” at this point in life

(You could add to Remus, my friendo and me ran out of ideas)

Deceit Ups His Flirting Game

Or at least tries to.

A.k.a Sanders Sides Ships as Vines Part 1

Featuring heavily edited Brandon Calvillo and Jason Nash Vines

Roceit:

R & D- * in an imaginary theater *

R- Hi, I'm here for the audition?

D- Good, take off your clothes.

R- Is this for a nude scene??

D- No.

R- Do I have to???

D- Slowly. * plays slow jazz off of his phone *

Roceit 2:

R & D- * leaving a musical binge session *

R- Alright, see you later, my friend!

D- See you later, Ro. * mumbles * Love you~

R- Pardon?

D- Nothing! * mumbles again * Wanna be with you~

R- * takes off running *

D- Shoot! Failed again...

Roceit 3:

D- * strolling into the Commons area *

D- What's up, Lo?

L- Well, the ceiling, for one-

D- * ignores him * Heyyy, Roman~~~

D- * gets in his personal space * I missed you~

R- Woah, Deceit, what-

D- * leans in for a kiss *

R- Oh, okay, wait-

R- * tries to hold him back without pushing him too hard and hurting him *

Anxceit:

V & D- * watching the sunset at an inaginary ocean *

V- Love watching the waves.

D- I'm in love with you Virgil.

V- * takes off running *

D- * goes after him and jumps on him *

V- * incoherent screeching *

Anxceit 2:

V & D- * hanging out in Dee's room after Patton and Roman said they should get along more *

V- Hey, I'm hungry wanna go get-

V & D- Taco bell. Jinx! You owe me-

D- A kiss on the lips~

V- * tries to turn tail and run *

D- * swoops over to lock his room *

D- You're not going ANYWHERE, Virgil~~~

Anxceit 3:

V - * cat head rubs Logan's arm *

D- ???

P- Oh, he just does that with everyone he likes.

D- !

V- * comes over and cat head rubs Patton's chest *

D- * getting excited for his turn *

V- * turns to Dee * Oh. Hello, Deceit. * struts off towards Roman *

D- * proceeds to pout for the rest of the day *

Moceit:

P & D- * talking about Dee's good points to try and get the other sides to like him *

D- Yeah, so I was valedictorian~

P- Valedictorian!

D- And, I-

P- Got a monster cock!!

D- * spluttering * Wah, pAtToN!

P- Show them!!!

P- Go ahead, buddy.

D- * hissed whisper * When did you even SEE it?

P- What, your cockatrice Beatrix? Well, I was in your room the other day-

D- O-oh, you meant...oh. * sinks into the cushions in relief and embarrassment *

Moceit 2:

P & D- * talking about a cartoon series *

P- * tearing up a bit * It's just, after the series ended-

D- * gently and sensually takes his hand *

P- * awkward giggling * What- What are you doing?

D- What do you NEED me to do~~~

P- ???

Loceit:

D- * appears in Logan's room *

D- Hey Logan, knock knock.

L- Yes. You need something, Deceit?

D- N-no, I'm trying to tell you a joke...

L- Oh. Well, alright then.

D- Knock knock-

L- Just so you know, my door is always open.

D- * throws hands up in exasperation *

Loceit 2:

P & R- * trying to comfort Logan after a fight with Roman *

P- Sure, your friendship's going through a bit of a rough patch right now kiddo, but-

D- * trying to joke to get Lo to like him * All you can do is put rice in his oatmeal and when he dies it won't get traced back to you~

P- * doesn't know it's a joke * Okay, you can go to your room now...

DLAMP:

D- * is finally allowed in a video ideas meeting *

D- Okay, there's this scene where we all enter the shower naked-

L- Do you just want to see us naked in the shower?

D- * awkward laughing *

D- No~

DLAMP 2:

D- * Is in the Commons area scrapbooking with Patton *

D- * gets an idea and calls up Virgil *

D- * trying to hold a pair of scissors intimidatingly *

D- If you can find me, your father lives~

V, L, & R- * was walking into into the Commons *

V- Well, we can see you so-

D- * sinking with a blush into the mountains of paper *

D- No you can't!

Sanders Sides Fantasy Ships AUs Ideas!

Moxiety 1- A werewolf Patton who befriends Virgil who he believes is a werewolf as well but is actually an Aswang (vampiric shapeshifter) with a black dog form.

Moxiety 2- Gentle Giant Elf! Patton meets an Angry, Dwarf Orc! Virgil while out on patrol near the borders of their territories. The two misfits form an unlikely bond despite being from warring species.

Roceit 1- Gorgon!Deceit, servant of Athena(snakes on head instead of hair, small tusks, bat wings, claws, lower half snake) VS Empusa!Roman, servant of Hecate(flaming hair, one gold leg and the other one a deer leg, vampiric fangs, fiery wings). They first meet at a council of the Greek gods and goddesses while attending to their respective masters, who coincidentally are good friends with each other and decide to play matchmaker for their servants.

Roceit 2- Manticore! Roman versus Sphinx! Deceit, who are both being made to fill in for the Griffins who normally guard the temple of knowledge.

Analogical 1- Both are artificially created/man made 'humans' from the same lab. Logan, an android (called Log-In) VS Virgil, a golem/Frankenstein's monster (called Sigil).  But Virgil's a lot smarter than most of the scientists give him credit for and Logan is basically the only one in the lab that acknowledges his capabilities.

Analogical 2- Stormy Mother Nature! Virgil and Studious Father Time! Logan who look after the lesser spirits together but never really talked to each other for all that long until now.

Demus 1- Suave, Vampire! Deceit versus Bumbling, Zombie! Remus who both find each other when they’re complaining at a supernaturally inclined bar about the pains of trying to be abstinent from feeding so they don't ‘scare the other creatures’. Turns out Remus doesn’t have blood for Deceit to thirst over and Deceit’s flesh is too cold for Remus to hunger over. A match made in heaven! Or hell, depending on which bar patron you happen to be asking. (Bonus: They adopt a Ghoul kid together aka little Virgil.)

Demus 2- AU where Deceit is a dragon that normally kidnaps prince Roman, who most of the time ends up just saving himself. But one day he accidentally kidnaps prince Roman's twin brother, Remus, instead. He proceeds to be perpetually confused that Remus seems to not want to escape at all and is rather enthused by the prospect of having a gigantic beast as a self proclaimed new friend.

Logince 1- Real magic, in hiding warlock Logan VS fake magic, famous magician Roman. They keep trying to one up each other and also expose each other.

Logince 2- Fairy Prince! Roman meets Royal Diplomat Mer! Logan at a meeting between the all of the world’s different mythological animals. Cue the saying about the Fish falling in love the Bird.

Anxceit 1- Deceit, a Crossroads demon, keeps constantly competing with and antagonizing Virgil, a Nightmare demon, despite them being in completely different departments of Hell. Now, they have been assigned by one of the Archdemons(Remy?) to team up with/work together in order to investigate rumors of Angels(The other sides?) sneaking into Hell.

Anxceit 2- Yin yang, opposing forces AU with Tiger! Virgil and Dragon! Deceit. They rule over two different sides of animal based yokai.

Prinxiety 1- Gargoyle!Virgil and Vampire!Roman who can both only meet each other at night. First met when Roman was fleeing hunters and ended up nesting on Virgil's statue for the day (not knowing it was a living creature lol).

Prinxiety 2- Elegant, Fire Kitsune! Roman versus Fierce, Storm Raiju! Virgil. They keep accidentally crosses paths with each other while doing their respect jobs of cursing humans(Roman) and creating storms(Virgil).

Dukexiety- Misunderstood, Grim Reaper! Virgil versus Chaos Bringing, Lich! Remus. Remus keeps resurrecting people just so Virgil will have to come see him in order to take their souls back.

Royality- Swan Maiden! Roman, who’s been forced into many marriages before but has always daringly escaped, ends up helping a Selkie! Patton who’s never had his skin stolen before now. They first meet each other when the same powerful and influential man captures both their pelts and immediately form a shaky alliance to find a way out of it.

Loceit- Logan, a secret agent tasked to track down and capture aliens VS Deceit, a lizard person slowly but surely making his way in this new world.

 Intrulogical- Forest Guardian, Centaur! Logan verses Trickster of Humans, Satyr! Remus. Logan keeps finding Remus pestering different mortals and having to talk him down each time.

Moraliety- Kelpie!Deceit and Unicorn!Patton. They're both being hunted by a prince wishing to prove himself to his harsh father(Roman?).

Disney Based Sanders Sides Ships AUs Ideas!

Part 2 because the previous post was getting long.

❥ Prinxiety Maleficent AU with dragon Deceit accidentally adopting prince Virgil despite being his kingdom's enemy and Roman being the neighborhood kingdom's prince who falls for Virgil when he hears him singing in the woods. Virgil likes singing to nocturnal creatures like owls, bats, etc. He thinks they're misunderstood, like his adopted dad. 

❥ Fox and the Hound Dukexiety AU but it's with Nogitsune Virgil and Tanuki Remus who are from rival yokai Japanese student delinquent gangs/yakuza: The Fox Clan versus the Hound Dogs. They fall in love anyways cause screw old family rivalries that no one even remembers how they got started in the first place lol.

❥ Loceit How to Build a Better Boy AU where Deceit accidentally tells a bully he has a boyfriend already so his hacker best friend Virgil hijacks a government experiment and programs the perfect robotic boyfriend for Dee- enter suspiciously perfect new student Logan.

❥ Beauty and the Beast Intrulogical AU but with ancient Duke turned Eldritch Abomination Remus and Paranormal Scientist Logan who's trying to prove himself to the other scientists who ridicule his work. (Also the Gaston is a famous TV paranormal investigator who's actually a big fraud who wants Logan to team up with him.)

❥ Moraliety Snow White AU where Deceit is the assassin known to have many faces whose sent to kill prince Patton so the queen can drink his blood to continue being the fairest in the land. But upon meeting the absolute sweetheart, he instead swears to rip out the queen's heart and deliver it to Patton instead. (Patton appreciates the sentiment but really wishes he just wouldn't kill anyone anymore.) Together, along with some woodland friends, they dismantle the monarchy.

❥ Little mermaid Intruality AU where instead of being the daughter of Triton, Remus is the son of Ursula. (He's half brothers or cousins with Roman, who is a son of Triton.) And Patton is the prince of the nearest kingdom who is starting an organization to rescue wild life because he adores animals. After a fight with Triton's many kids, he gets stuck in plain octopus form and is rescued by Patton. Later, when Patton's ship gets caught in a storm, he decides to return the favor...

Thank you Janus

Logan: Janus, you're ruining your health

Janus:

Janus: *accepts yet another delivery*

Janus: You call it eating five boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs

Warning: talk of drugs, Loceit

Deceit: you know what i used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine.

Deceit: you know what i used to eat for lunch? Cocaine!

Logan: Let me guess, you had cocaine for dinner as well?

That one time where there is one song that would be great for one ship and then

--------------------------------

Other ship: walks in

Me: Nopenopenopenope *pulls it back and continues listening to the song*

Other ship: I'm just saying, it would probably suit me better-

Me: NONONONONONONONONO *Continues pulling it back*

Repeat.

My Sander sides Fusions

If yiur favorite ship/fusion is not there, then i either need to redo it or make/draw it.

Deceit, hypnotizing Logan: You are a very good player.

Logan, hypnotized: I am a very good player.

Deceit: You will beat the light sides.

Logan: I will beat the light sides.

Deceit: You will give 110 percent.

Logan, still hypnotized: That's impossible. No one can get more than 100 percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give.

My Sarcastic bois! (Or knowlege boys, take your pick.)

Can some one PLEASE help these two kittens (symbolic to this account) get together!?

PLEASE!!!!!!

Wait For It

General Taglist: @demented-dukey @idosanderssidespromptssometimes @i-am-the-biggest-gay

Some more angst for your souls. But also somewhat fluffy. 

Warnings: Sympathetic Deceit, mentions of Unsympathetic Light Sides

Ship: Loceit

Logan’s phone dinged. He quickly opened the message when he saw who sent it. 

My love, I can’t wait until we can see each other again.

The logical side suppressed tears, despite the small burst of happiness at still feeling wanted. He typed a response.

I can’t either, angel.

He sat back, a huff of air passing through his lips. He ran a hand through his hair, trying desperately not to cry. It had been two months since he’d been able to openly talk to Janus, or even see him. The Light Sides had never approved of the relationship, not-so-silently hoping that it would have just been a phase and that they’d get over it. 

When it had been six months with no change, they took action.

They banned Logan from leaving the Light Mind, and banned Janus from ever coming back to a video. The two had protested, obviously. But nothing could really be done. Remus supported Logan in secret, and passed gifts between them. 

*ding*

I just want to hold you again and never let you go. If this is what life is like without you then I don’t want it.

Logan stifled a sob. He agreed. He agreed so wholeheartedly. But he had to act like he was over it. Over Janus. It killed him. It killed him to pretend like he hated the snake, hated everything he stood for, when all he wanted was to collapse into Janus and never leave again.

You have no idea how much I wish the same. 

But it couldn’t happen. Not for a while. A long while. Logan typed another message.

Can you tell me you’ll still wait for me? Please? It’s hard when everyone here keeps telling me that you lied to me.

It was true. Patton, Roman, Virgil…all of them told him that Janus had lied and manipulated Logan into wanting him. Logan refused to believe that. It didn’t stop the doubts creeping in.

*ding*

Of course, Stardust, always. I’ll wait for you until the world stops spinning. I’ll wait until my dying breath if I must. 

Logan couldn’t stop the tears that time. He hadn’t felt this loved until Janus. He missed his soulmate so badly it hurt. He’d never thought that it was possible to be loved and to love this much. But here it was, a pain in his chest that didn’t seem like it would leave until he saw his love again.

I have to go, darling. Please stay safe, my love.

Logan wished their conversations were longer, wished they had more time. But he’d rather have these little snippets than none at all. 

Alright. You too, darling Delilah. I love you.

A tug at his heart as he used the nickname that Janus loved so much. 

I love you too, Archimedes.

Another as Janus returned the favor. 

As Logan cried into his pillow, he was thanking every deity he knew that Janus was willing to wait for as long as it took. And that Logan was ever-willing to return the favor. 

Goddamn it, he was willing to wait for it.

I’mma just gonna drop this here-

(All of this is just my opinion, BTW.)

oh this is EVERYTHING

MORE BILLFORD LOCEIT

Virgil: OH MY GOD!, YOU'VE F**KED MY MUM, MY DAD AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND! WHO'S NEXT? MY BOYFRIEND?

Janus: ...

Virgil: You haven't....

Janus: ...

Virgil: SO YOU'VE F**KED EVERYONE IN THE MINDSCAPE EXCEPT FOR ME?

Janus: 👉👈 we could if you-

Virgil: NO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!