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Masterlist
Updated: 7/1/2021
Requests: OPEN
Hey guys! I hope you are having a fantabulous day. I've been putting this off, but I'm finally making a list of what I'll write! So please send me an ask or shoot me a message and I'll gladly write something for you if I am feeling up to it. That's about it... so here it is:
Dream SMP:
Dreamwastaken
Witch!Hybrid Headcanons
Technoblade
Witch!Hybrid Headcanons (Part 2)
Philza
Schlatt
Witch!Hybrid Headcanons (Part 2)
Niki
Quackity
Witch!Hybrid Headcanons
Tommy (only platonic)
Witch!Hybrid Headcanons
Tubbo (only platonic)
Witch!Hybrid Headcanons (Part 2)
Ranboo (only platonic)
Witch!Hybrid Headcanons (Part 2)
Marvel:
Steve Rogers
The Afterparty
The Aftermath (Part 2 to The Afterparty)
Dare
La Revolución
Bucky Barnes
Wanda Maximoff
Star Wars:
Dyn Djarin
Obi Wan
Stranger Things:
Steve Harrington
Nancy Wheeler
Cottagecore AU
Criminal Minds:
Spencer Reid
Aaron Hotchner
Emily Prentiss
She's a Lady
Luke Alvez
Penelope Garcia
Game of Thrones:
Jon Snow
Sansa Stark
Margaery Tyrell
FNAF
William Afton (not springtrap)
Michael Afton
Other:
Ransom Drysdale - Knives Out
What I will write:
Fluff
Angst
Platonic relationships
Romantic relationships
Swearing
Alcohol
Drabbles
Headcanons
Reactions
Most likely to least likely lists
What I will NOT write:
Smut, it can be mentioned but nothing too nasty bc I'm shit at writing for it
Underage ships/pedophilia
Incest
R*pe/S**ual assault
Homophobia/Transphobia
AMAB/genderneutral/trans POV (I don't want to portray the community in a bad way)
Racism
WE DO NOT STAN INTOLERANCE
Alrighty, I think that is it. But I may gradually add more characters when I think of them. Have a great day, stay hydrated, eat something of sustenance, and know that you are loved. Byeeeee!
🎉 100 Follower Special!!!!!!!! 🎉
Yes, I know that 100 isn't a lot, but I'm happy about it. I have made a playlist of 100 songs, give me a number, pronouns, and a character on the list and I'll write a prompt for them! My only conditions are that it's not smut.
I also do poly and platonic relationships!
Characters:
Star Wars:
Kylo Ren
Rey Palpatine
Poe Dameron
Obi Wan
Padme Amadala
Mando/Dyn Djarin
Marvel:
Steve Rogers
Bucky Barnes
Loki
Stephen Strange
Natasha Romanova
Wanda Maximoff
Pietro Maximoff
Criminal Minds:
Emily Prentiss
Aaron Hotchner
David Rossi
Spencer Reid
Derek Morgan
Elle Greenaway
Penelope Garcia
Luke Alvez
NCIS
Tony DiNozzo
Ziva Davidd
Stranger Things:
Nancy Wheeler
Jim Hopper
Steve Harrington
Game of Thrones:
Sansa Stark
Jon Snow
Podrick Payne
Miscellaneous Musicals:
Heather McNamara from Heathers
Eliza Schuyler from Hamilton
Maria Reynolds from Hamilton
Michael from Be More Chill
Jeremy from Be More Chill
Miscellaneous Movies/TV Shows
Zuko from ATLA
Ransom Drysdale from Knives Out
Songs:
I'm So Sorry - Imagine Dragons
Piano Man - Billie Joel
I'm an Albatraoz - AronChupa
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC
Help! - The Beatles
Come Together - The Beatles
Human - Rag'n'Bone Man
Counting Stars - OneRepublic
Castle - Halsey
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
Take On Me - aha
Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash
Girls like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
Dream On - Aerosmith
Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney
You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
What it's Like - Everlast
Crazy Train - Ozzy Osborne
Survivor - cover by 2WEI
My Life - Billie Joel
Control - Halsey
Monster - Imagine Dragons
No Scrubs - cover by Unlike Pluto
Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
Like a Prayer - Madonna
Material Girl - Madonna
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
Feeling Good - Michael Buble
Americano - Lady Gaga
You should see me in a Crown - Billie Eilish
River - Bishop Briggs
Love Like You - Rebecca Sugar
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men
Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Who We Are - Imagine Dragons
Birthday Suit - Cosmo Sheldrake
Good as Hell - Lizzo
Truth Hurts - Lizzo
Juice - Lizzo
Come Along - Cosmo Sheldrake
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
You Don't Own Me - SAYGRACE
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
Tiny Dancer - Elton John
Crocodile Rock - Elton John
I'm Still Standing - Elton John
Come Along - Cosmo Sheldrake
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billie Joel
Somebody That I Used to Know - Gotye
Mr. Glassman - Scotty Sire
Gasoline - Halsey
Don't Go Breaking My Heart - Elton John
These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nocks
Juke Box Hero - Foreigner
Uma Thurman - Fall Out Boy
Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics
Oops!... I Did It Again - Britney Spears
Some Nights - Fun
I Will Wait - Mumford & Sons
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
Sweater Weather - The Neighborhood
Ophelia - The Lumineers
Hayloft - Mother Mother
Line Without a Hook - Ricky Montgomery
Arms Tonite - Mother Mother
Look What You Made Me Do - Taylor Swift
Shatter Me - Lindsey Stirling
She Wolf - David Guetta
(Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Renegades - X Ambassadors
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Roxanne - The Police
Dude Looks Like A Lady - Aerosmith
99 Luftballoons - NENA
Funkytown - Lipps Inc.
Blood in the Water - Grandson
Verbatim -Mother Mother
Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede
Mad World - Gary Jules
Feel It Still - Portugal. The Man
Handclap - Fitz and the Tantrums
Friction - Imagine Dragons
Yesterday - Imagine Dragons
Bleeding Out - Imagine Dragons
Natural - Imagine Dragons
All of Me - John Legend
Ho Hey - The Lumineers
Private Eyes - Daryl Hall & John Oates
Ain't No Mountain High - Marvin Gaye
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Art is Dead - Bo Burnham
Cake by the Ocean - DNCE
Under Pressure - Queen
Tell Him - The Exciters
❄︎ House Stark & Spicy Food ❄︎ - w/ spicy loving reader
Cries if there's too much pepper:
All of them, Sansa and Robb - these two will actually die if they have the slightest sense of heat to any food they try. Like their hair, they get it from their mother.
Robb will try so hard to pretend that he has any spice tolerance...he doesn't...he REALLY doesn't
This boy wants to impress you so badly while also dying and you are not being very helpful bc you keep laughing at how red his face gets
You didn't even put that much in, it was barely a dash of cayenne or one jalapeno seed and he will DIE
If you ever try to put spice in his dishes, he will look at you with the biggest look of betrayal
Redding Wedding what? Nope, the real, most unforgivable act of treason against this King of the North was putting a ghost pepper in his stew after he pissed you off and drinking all his water to make sure that there wasn't any left near him.
Are the two of you married? Does not matter - off to the dungeons with you.
Okay, not really, but he will be seriously pissed and have a huge pouty face for the rest of the week.
He feels even more betrayed when he sees Grey Wind sleeping next to you after you put the pepper in his food.
"Are you on my side or hers?" - Grey Wind is on Team Cuddles and Being Spoiled.
If you end up eating something too spicy for you, he WILL be the most insufferable person about it
Sansa is literally no different, if not worse, than her brother.
Everything that was written above -> multiply that by 10000 in terms of spice intolerance, and you get Sansa.
She does NOT care about impressing you with improving her spice tolerance.
You could try to convince her that spicy food is better for her body and there are a ton of health benefits, but you will FAIL
You once gave her a Cubanelle pepper (About 1,000 SHU) bc the only less spicy option was a bell pepper and bell peppers are only peppers in name and not in spirit
She did not react well
She RAN 🏃♀️ to the well and drank the water out of the pail.
...Was it bad that you laughed at her reaction? Yes
Would you do it again? Also, yes
Was it totally worth being banned from nighttime cuddles and kisses for an entire month?...Okay, maybe you won't do it again
You could make fun of her unseasoned potatoes and closer-to-water soup all you want. She is not interested in damaging her stomach lining and developing stomach cancer.
She WILL make fun of you if you end up eating something too spicy for YOU, and you let her because you love seeing her more childish smile and side.
Slightly Dying, but Otherwise Okay and Kind of Digs It:
Jon can eat spicy foods...theoretically.
He's eaten Wilding food and the rotten food from Castle Black -> compared to that, he can take a little heat.
He was wrong - He was so very, VERY wrong. Your level of heat and spice was something that only a demon could take.
Jon was convinced that you were part dragon bc he can't think of any other reason as to how and WHY you put yourself through this?
Eventually, he DOES develop a bit of spice tolerance, and you take full credit for it, especially because this means his taste palette is more on your level. You aren't as afraid of accidentally killing him with your cooking preferences.
But it ends up lowkey backfiring on him bc you won't stop sneaking spicy food into his meals, and sometimes Tormund and his brothers in Black will sneak a bite off his plate (no one died...everyone lives...shhhhhhhhh)
Sam is dead - he died, you killed him. Gilly is officially out for your blood, and little Sam is raised with the single goal of piercing you with a pointy stick bc you killed his dad.
Pyp and Edd are also lowkey dying. Still, they actually enjoy the heat and are always happy to taste test for your dishes...despite their bowels hating them for it
Grenn and Tormund fucking LOVE the heat. They can easily down bowl after bowl after bowl of your cooking.
Bran SHOULD not eat spicy food...but he does because it makes you so happy, and he will literally do anything for your smile and cuddles.
Like his love of climbing and scary stories, he honestly lives for the thrill of taking the heat.
All of his siblings are terrified he's going to get a stomach ulcer one day because he keeps adding more spice to his food, and they are ALL blaming you, and you're just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
While he's traveling with Osha, Hodor, Rickon, and Reed Siblings, it's your cooking that helps keep them warm.
When he becomes the Three-Eyed Raven and King of the Seven Kingdoms, he and you will go to the kitchens to make your favorite dishes from your shared past because it brings a little of the old Bran back.
It's only around you that he can still smile and laugh, and you love him no matter what.
Love Spicy Food and Can ACTUALLY Take it
Arya LOVESSSSS the heat - All Day, Everyday Baby
While she was in Braavos and training in the House of Black and White, she sampled so many dishes and spices from the markets.
This opened a whole new world to her tastebuds, and when she returned to Winterfell - she still loved the food because it was all the food of her childhood, but it just tasted...boring.
You and her actually met while she was training in Braavos, and your family ran a spice stall in one of the markets.
You were fascinated by the girl and always offered a warm meal and housing if she ever needed it. While cooking for her, Arya would tell you stories about Ned and Jon and all her other siblings.
When she reunited with her family at Winterfell, she thought it was adorable how happy and excited you were to meet them. She also highly encouraged you to share one of your spiciest dishes with them.
Bran didn't have much of a reaction save for a small cough, but Jon immediately reached for his water while Sansa just fainted from the shock of the heat assault in her mouth.
Rickon is the only sibling who can actually eat your food and so he automatically becomes your favorite Stark after Arya.
Rickon and you met while traveling with your siblings (Meera and Jojen) to find Bran. You carried many foreign spices with you (for whatever reason).
Immediately, he was smitten with you because you were the youngest sibling around his age. Shaddydog also loved you from the beginning, which helped your case.
A lot of the spices you carried also had medicinal purposes, so you were in charge of cooking while Meera handled the weapons and Jojen helped guide Bran to the 3ER.
It was during the coldest and most freezing blizzard nights, you used one of your hottest spices to make a stew. It was a miracle by fate that Rickon LOVED it.
Since then, he's always begging you to put hotter spices in the meals, but you refuse bc your spices are expensive and because you don't want to accidentally kill the rest of the "Save The World" Gang.
Shaddydog is a huge issue when you're making food because he's very curious about all the different smells and tastes, and you have to keep booping his nose out of the way because you love adding garlic, and it's not good for canines to eat garlic and salt.
*BONUS*
Catelyn - cannot eat anything spicy for the life of her
Ned - same as his wife, tbh lol
GAME OF THRONES MASTERLIST —
Credits to @anitalenia for dividers!
🕯️= NSFW
🩰= Fluff
💭= Angst
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