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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Kill us for killing all of their brethren. Lol. Idk I’m not that great at writing. Just telling and speaking stories and speaking about what’s on my mind. 😁 thx for the opportunity to try to become apart of this community tho. L&L (love and light). Hope y’all have a great one.
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Overthrow us, duh. The Great World War of Humans is what it will be called when humanity looses.
Maybe they’ll raise us like cattle but I don’t wanna think about that possibility (even though it’s not a real possibility).
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
They’ll take the opportunity to throw us into pots and boil us alive instead of them. They’ll be absolutely LIVID once they figure out what the hell we’re doing to them LMAO. Example(crabs internal monologue)
Crab: “are they boiling us??? Putting us in sushi??? Be fucking fr😑”
They will find a way to get revenge. It’ll only be a matter of time.😈
Edit: this is not how I write. WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS???? WAS I HACKED??????
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do? Maybe they’ll eat us in sushi or cakes? Perhaps take over our houses and force us to live in meager shells? No. I for one believe that crabs would want to work together with us to better life on planet Earth.
all rights deserves to @superstarhodaya
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
great question, but will it be fun if we tell you? probably not. if you’re asking yourself if they gonna hurt us, it is a solid ‘no’, most unlikely. the majority of the crabs are, it may shock you, good in their nature. committing crimes is just not their thing. but if you’re in the search for a loyal companion, and you’re NOT gonna make a dinner out of their lovely hands; sure, they’ll be jolly to have you around.
let them know, mate!
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
It starts slowly, the crabs begin to make their way into the cities. They order at our restaurants, shop in our clothing stores, attend our schools, and constantly complain that no accommodations have been made for them. Soon, there are crab rallies, a whole movement for crab civil rights, an entire political party forms that is solely made of crabs. They apply for crab jobs, run crab businesses, bills are passed to stop crab fishing. Eventually, they infiltrate the government; crabs have taken over. For their crimes against crabs, humans are banished to the ocean, where they will later evolve into mermaids and declare war on Crab Nation.
La humanidad por fin ha descubierto la forma de comunicarse con los cangrejos: nos hemos dado cuenta de que su inteligencia es muy superior a la nuestra. Ahora que saben que lo sabemos, ¿qué crees que harán?
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
De mensheid heeft eindelijk een manier gevonden om met krabben te communiceren, we beseffen dat ze slimmer zijn dan wij. Wat gaan ze doen nu ze weten dat wij het weten?
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Attack at dawn
And/or
Snip everyone’s toes off
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do? Slowly, deliberately, claws begin moving sand, creating what must be an exit strategy.