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1 year ago

Shoutout to all my Mark Hoffman followers, I still hate him but congratulations on him finally having his hair styled properly


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1 year ago

My brain desperately wants to ship Hoffman with someone but I can't because I'm a horny shipper and Mark Hoffman is such a bitchless entity to me. Sure you're a hot dude but also you do not get any play you freak he's never touched boobs no way.


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1 year ago

What else do you want him to do with it, pick the motherfucker up and start chewing on it???

I love the scene in saw 3D where Lawrence just looks at his foot. ITS LITERALLY HIS SEVERED FOOT AND HE JUST LIKE GLANCES AT IT-


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1 year ago

POV: you are Mark Hoffman and you have just been chained up in the very bathroom that your captor once was locked in, where he had to saw off his own oot for survival

POV: You Are Mark Hoffman And You Have Just Been Chained Up In The Very Bathroom That Your Captor Once

I love the scene in saw 3D where Lawrence just looks at his foot. ITS LITERALLY HIS SEVERED FOOT AND HE JUST LIKE GLANCES AT IT-


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1 year ago

It's not that I'm not normal It's just that I am an Adam Stanheight relator and my therapist that I'm experiencing transference with looks like Lawrence Gordon Saw 3D

It's Not That I'm Not Normal It's Just That I Am An Adam Stanheight Relator And My Therapist That I'm

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10 months ago

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I FINALLY ORDERED HIM I'M SO HAPPY IT'S JOHN AND NOT AMANDA FOR ONCE EEEEEEEE IZZ JOHN KRAMER IT'S HEEM!!!!!!! HE'S COMING TO MY HOUSE AND GETTING CLOSER WITH EVERY SECOND I'M NOT RUNNING YAYYYYY

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When I fucking GET him I'm gonna GRAB HIM and SQUEEZE HIM and BRUSH HIS HAIR GENTLY AND LOVEINGLY

AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!!

/pos


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1 year ago

everyone talks about lawrence’s character assassination in saw 7 but think about this…

imagine: john tells lawrence that adam died from his bullet wound. he tried to save him but he had bled out by the time he went back for him. now lawrence believes he is a murderer. he’s no better than jigsaw… the guilt he feels over adam’s death leads him down the path of becoming an apprentice. he killed the one person who believed he could be better so what’s the point of trying anymore. that’s why when he leaves hoffman in the bathroom he can’t bear to look at adam’s body…


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2 years ago
plaguerat00 - My Not So Humble Abode

SO.

This account is mostly known for rottmnt memes by the very nice people who follow me for them. BUT. I also plan on posting about literally everything that captures my attention and RIGHT NOW IT'S THE TENTH SAW MOVIE THAT I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT!?!??

It's a prequel which at first I wasn't too sure about because usually I dislike prequels. But then I realized HEY, we're getting more awesome Tobin Bell as your local hypocritical serial killer John Kramer. And ALSO Shawnee Smith as Amanda Young, and what I AM MOST EXCITED AND HOPEFUL FOR IS COSTAS MANDYLOR COMING BACK AS MARK HOFFMAN.

Check out the Cast:

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I am HOPING that this movie is going to be just like the cheesy soap operas that I know and love. And even if it isn't, I just hope it's GOOD.

(And that Hoffman's back slapping ass.)


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1 year ago

i cant draw but i cant stop thinking about this

I Cant Draw But I Cant Stop Thinking About This
I Cant Draw But I Cant Stop Thinking About This
I Cant Draw But I Cant Stop Thinking About This


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