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sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator
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💠 extremegayr Follow
got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward
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🎛 420zone Follow
ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho
🌫 wispgender Follow
he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr
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![A screenshot from "It's Always Sunny in Station Square," in which a character says, "Everybody's dying, bitch, let's get you some fruit." The text has been replaced with "Everybody's a war criminal, bitch, let's get you some fruit." [Edited into the photo are a chao, a pink wisp, and a missing poster for Fang the Hunter.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ee617d5dd6527e582e3612aa99715457/cd758f7642411160-ca/s500x750/7d11ef7da98ae3259741c5c37301431b917a837b.jpg)
📰 its-no-use Follow
@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk
🌫 wispgender Follow
NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????
🛜 viralsensation-destructorofworlds Follow
that you know of
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what
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🔷 sonicinthewild
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☣️ lineinthesand Follow
saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado
🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow
ok and??? you're not special
☣️ lineinthesand Follow
THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY
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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo
sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here
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☸️ r0u3e Follow
being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"
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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"
🥭 chao-official
being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"
🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow
you said it my mans
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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow
hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus
🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow
dont question him
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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow
hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic
💠 extremegayr Follow
op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again
🛞 mobotropolis Follow
ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history
🎢 marxiobros Follow
someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system
🛞 mobotropolis Follow
what the fuck is a public school
⏭️ drowningmusic Follow
⚄ paradoxprism Follow
are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish
💠 extremegayr Follow
OP'S WHAT NOW
🏞 mobiancrossing Follow
ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea
☠️ fabian-vane-number-1-hater Follow
bitch that's what the internet is for
🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell
yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds
❇️ freesurge Follow
"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby
🏳️🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow
everybody on this site has brain damage
❇️ freesurge Follow
yeah. from the radiation
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🐸 froggysfriend
caught this today
![[A screenshot from "Sonic Adventure" of Big the Cat holding up a fish.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cee5abbaa4cc03975e9a7b0a19dfb98c/cd758f7642411160-ae/s500x750/e93959977885eed7b162ff3b1855d38af95cd362.png)
🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers
if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment
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🐊 teamchaotixofficial
Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3
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🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow
do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived
❤️🔥 songoose4evr Follow
shadow fixed it it's fine
🎮 n0cturnity
yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on
🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow
kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh
🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow
THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????
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yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad
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🗑️ berrybarry
starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006
🗑️ berrybarry
why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this
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🤡 clownfinite Follow
tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere
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🔷 sonicinthewild
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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x
so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me
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🆙 planetsgiantcrack Follow
the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"
💟 presidentyaoi Follow
BACK????
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⬜️ chao-and-wisps-4-ever-so-cute-2 Follow
ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3
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🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow
why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"
🦊 miles-prower-official
Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!
I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!
Formally,
Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD
🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow
SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--
🏅 iwishhumanswerereal Follow
do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao
🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow
he
WHAT
🍭 milfwisp Follow
didn't eggman invent this site???
🪫 veganswatbot
THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM
🦊 miles-prower-official
Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!
Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D
Formally,
Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower
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YOU
WHAT
🌭 sonicsays
what's not clicking
the thing about bo burnham's inside is that. you as an audience are the horror that both tantalizes and terrifies the protagonist. the comedy is horrific because the world is horrific and you are the one who keeps on watching. burnham talks repeatedly about performance anxiety, about hating his work, about capitalism and burnout and wanting to kill himself and through it all he keeps working on his performance, a performance that desperately begs you to stop watching even as it compells you to keep going. you are not supposed to be watching this. you are not meant to be here. please stop watching because i don't want to be here, i'm making you laugh because it's the only thing i know how to do, it's the only thing i love doing, but you shouldn't be watching this. i am not more important than the horrors of the world right now. you have to stop watching. you have to stop watching. you have to stop
congratulations
out of all that madness i think this was my favorite moment
out of all that madness i think this was my favorite moment
You have never seen one in real life that you know of
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True.... you never know!
“Eudico lost a lot of friends that first time SU was crushed - blames herself. Zuud may be the one hearing voices, but Eudico… she’s the one with ghosts.”
With the recent progression of story (? idk what to call it really) in hermitcraft season 8 I'd like to kindly ask hermitblr + anyone who may find themselves posting about it to tag content surrounding the simulation talk as "unreality tw" or "tw unreality" because this type of content can be very very dangerous for some users! as someone who this affects I cannot tell you how much it would help for people to tag this.
context : Hermitcraft Season 8 - The Moon Rock Incident - #24 starting around 25 minutes in! tw for unreality
I encourage ppl to rb this! it would be really really helpful, we just wanna be able to use tumblr safely ^^ ty!
Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape
Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape
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Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy
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Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3
(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)
honestly Andrey’s betrayal gave me actual chills so here’s a screenshot redraw
happy easter :)
its me boy im the ps5 speaking to your inside your brain listen to me boy leave the girl we dont need her come with me and play my games well have cowboy time in space dudududu yeahhh you need me boy your free will is an illusion
Wow, cowboy time in space? Sign me up!
dude, this loser in a cape just broke into my lab and started telling me to "stop in the name of justice."
bro does not know I'm about to eviscerate him with my evisceration ray.
Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
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💉modernprometheus follow
Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
🦇dr-bats follow
Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
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🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hospital.
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🤖 inatorlover3000 follow
Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
🔫 henchman13 follow
Good one boss!
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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow
Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
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hi. a lot of people dont tag unreality correctly or dont bother simply bc they dont know what it includes, so as a psychotic person i decided to make a list with the help of others to help ppl out.
heres a list of stuff that should be trigger tagged as #unreality:
anything implying the reader is not real in any way
anything implying other people are not real in any way
posts implying the world is a simulation or a dream, etc
posts about the apocalypse or that the world is going to end
paranoia inducing statements about people following you, someone being in your house, or that youre being watched by angels, ghosts or authorities (the "FBI in my laptop" meme especially counts)
statements about things happening at a specific time in the future
posts implying we're in a different year or have time travelled somehow
images with "shadow people", figures made of light, or blurred faces/body horror
posts that imply that the reader isnt human in some way
posts that imply the reader isnt where they think they are
posts that imply the reader is in a coma (especially when begging for them to "wake up")
posts that imply someone is talking to the reader, such as angels or god
unsettling images including floating objects, doors leading to impossible locations (like the sky), and "dreamscape" edits
predictions or "prophecies", including things like angel numbers
anything that anyone asks you specifically to tag because we're all different
if you're going to tag things like suicide and anything similar without being asked, there's no excuse for not tagging unreality. if you don't know if something needs to be tagged but you think it might, just tag it anyway to be safe.
however, if someone is in a psychotic episode and talking about it, please do not ask them to tag their episodes as unreality as it can cause confusion and make it a lot worse for them.
ok to rb & add on to (if youre psychotic)
Heyo
you guys ever played Goldthorn. pretty good doom-like. False Prophet is still so frickin' hard to beat though, I'm surprised that they've made such a difficult (albeit rewarding and fun) doom experience when it's usually a blast about tearing everything in your way. It reminds me of Shrine 1 and 2 by Scumhead (cool free game). heavy Chrisitianity in it too, so that's cool.
Heyo
you guys ever played Goldthorn. pretty good rpg. False Prophet is still so frickin' hard to beat though, I'm surprised that they've made such a cool dark game. It reminds me of Shrine 1 and 2 by Scumhead on its vibes (cool free boomer shooter game). heavy Chrisitianity in it too, so that's cool.