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SCPs with reader who have Gelotophobia .
Gelotophobia is a fear of smiles and being laughed at. It can mean that the mere sight of a smile or hearing laughter from afar is enough to elicit intense shame, anxiety and fear . Scarlet King
He knows your fears already . He will be joking around you sometimes . But not so much . You can have panic attack .
He will harm anybody who will fear/shame/give anxiety to you .He can do it , jokily a little . And he's good with it . He don't really like smiling . (I know it's short sorry , almost every of them will be short )
SCP 001
He noticed it then on TV was some show and then actors starts smiling and laughing you started breathing heavily and hiding your face in your knees , covering your ears . He will be worried . And ask you about it . You won't be anxious around him he don't have eyes and mouth . But he will try to take you away from people who laugh near you or smile . Or he will cover your eyes or ears with his arms/wings . (Scarlet King and he's around 2 meters long)
SCP 035
He can read minds . And he notices you were shy near him and nervous . He asked about gelotophobia , And you said you have it . So now he wears medical mask and always change it after it's decomposed because of black goo . He tries to always hide his smile . You can have a panic attack !
He hides it with tentacles when there's no masks around . And others . They'll have tentacle around their mouth . He don't like you to be ashamed or anxious because of your phobia .
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He thinks that you have some sickness he don't know exist . He notices that someone laughs around you or smile , you will be ashamed slightly . He will say that you should stay at home , because how he thinks others will infect you more . You explain to him that it's not sickness it's your phobia . Phobia of smile and laugh ? I don't want you to have anxiety or shame ! If he will see someone who knows about phobia and smiles near you , for joking . You will never see him/her ever again ...
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Like 049 he thinks that you're sick . And tries to cure you . With ice he will put bag of ice on your head . You were confused about it , and you asked what he was doing He said that he is curing you . You are sick you were shacking and breathing heavily around that classmate . You had to explain about gelotophobia . Oh ... you don't like smiles and laughing ? I always smile around you , should I stop ? No ? Only if you see it . It's okay ! Just close your eyes or ears . I don't want you to be uncomfortable or have a panic attack ! Even if I don't know what it is ...
SCP 079
It's hard for him to hide it only then 'X' on his screen . And like 035 , 106 he will hide his 'mouth' with mask or some cloth . It's you . You put it there his smile is . And he's okay with it . If you won't be scared he's okay . But you were surprised then his face expression were changing , you don't have to put mask on his face .
SCP 096
Are y-you ashamed of smi-smiles and others la-laughing . Why... ? Di-did your ex clas-classmates b-bully you ...? What's a ph-phobia ? A p-phobia i-is an ove-overwhelming f-fear of an obje-object, place, so-some situation, feeling or an-animal. So p-phobias are mor-more pronou-pronounced than fe-fears... Ohhh.. . It's okay ! Is ... there a-a phobia of co-cold? Frigophobia... Don't wor-worry I ha-have a phobia to-too ! . He'll try to help with your phobia .
SCP 106
It's a big problem . He always have a smiling from on his face . And he have deep laugh . Then he first saw you , he laughed as always . Then you started panicking really badly .Closing your ears and breathing like you were wearing gas mask . You begun to have a panic attack . You were shaking and gasping like someone have their arm on your neck . He didn't know that you will react on him like that . He thinks that you will basically die because of you reaction . So he just leave you alone and find another human . But then he understands what's wrong . This fucking phobia he can't smile . Like 035 he will wear a mask . And about hour he needs to change it . He don't like it . And you begged him to wear a mask .
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Like 001 he have no face . So you won't have panic attack or ashamed of it. He will teleport with you . In your room or house . You're not so fast so I'll just help you ! I will closer eyes or just stand in front of you so you won't see other human . He/she will be scared of my appearance , so they'll stop laughing !
SCP 1903
Oh I'm sorry . My mask is scaring you ? Sorry I'll made another ! It's okay She have a mask with a smile . How she said she made a new one . She'll ask SCP 1903-1 to make masks without smile . But if some of them won't do it . You will never see them again ...
SCP 2030
Ohhh no ... He have a TV show ... He likes then everyone of audience laugh and always smile . But when he saw you panicking when audience started laughing . You started shacking and trying to cover ears . He has interested in you . And why didn't you smile or laugh ? Don't you like pranks that he created ? Now he understands . You have gelotophobia . You still coming at his shows . He don't want you to be afraid . Or worse . He says to you that you don't have to see his shows and it's alright . But you still coming sometimes .
SCPs with chubby reader
Always love your self guys . You matter for this world !
Scarlet King
He don't care about your look . He liked you , you're his new bride (or groom) . So he don't care . If someone fat shaming you , you won't see them ever again ... Btw he loves kissing your thighs and leaving marks on them . For him you're very beautiful . So no fat shaming near him !
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You think that he don't love you ? When how did you are near him . More that 1 kilometer . Huh? How didn't you die . He don't care about how your body looks . He choosed you . You can tell him all your insecurities . After that he will comfort you . So you'll know how much you mater for him and this world .
SCP 035
You know that 035 is picky . But every (almost every ) beautiful woman in Foundation not very good . He was interviewed by 3 females and many males . They all were not nice . But you are ! He will warm up near you . And fall in love with . Don't dare to say that you are not pretty or beautiful/handsome ! For me you're gorgeous ! So he won't listen to you then you say it . They don't know anything .
SCP 049
He don't care how you look . Or your gender . You're free from pestilence . Wait ... You don't like how you look ? Why? Don't listen to other people that have disease . They don't know about your personality ,I hate them already . He loves to hug you and cuddle with you . You're very soft and warm . Especially laying his head on your thighs it helps him to calm down .
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Hey . Don't cry . Everything is okay . You're amazing ! He will give you many plastic flowers and jewelry . And you know what he likes to do ? Cupping your cheeks and kissing your nose . And hugs . So much hugs
SCP 076
Will kill for you . No really ... Who's hurting you ? They won't bother you not anymore ... He's a little touch starved . So expect cuddles at night and kisses on your forehead. You really matter for him .
SCP 079
Doesn't understand humans emotions . But he will understand that there are soooo many bad and mean humans . For him real monsters are humans !(Same 079 . Especially then they are beating or letting die animal . Or other people . Just standing and recording video ... Bitche-) Will be near then you have a really bad mood or time in your life . Comforting you . And hugging you close to him .
SCP 096
You two are opposites . He's skinny , long and cold . You're chubby , short(For him) and warm . He loves to cuddle with you . You're so soft . He will sob and make crying sound when you will say that you don't like your self . Why are you saying bad thinks about yourself ? You are beautiful/handsome . Only I can say bad about me !
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Extra soft flesh and skin . He loves you . You love him too , not like other people . For everybody he's a heartless monster that loves see other in pain . Yes he loves to see other suffer ! And what ? You accepted him , he accepted you . Also loves to snuggle in your neck then you two are hugging
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People are so mean this time ! I can't believe God had let this happen ! Don't worry . They all will be in hell because of their sins ! Always will kiss your cheek and hug you . Telling how much you matter in this planet and world . Or she will make a little tea party for you two !
SCP 173
You're soooo squishy and cuddly . Wait no . Actually he's very cuddly . You don't know how he loves to hug you . He's a statue , cold statue . He's a monster to everybody . But not for you ! He doesn't care at all how you look .
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At first of course he will be mean . But sometime later he will regret being mean to you . After you guys started dating he will be soooo nice to you . He will wrap himself around you and kiss you or lick how he do sometimes . And just like his father/grandfather (aka Scarlet King , read wiki about him to understand more ) you will never see your bully . And of course he will leave marks on you
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For you she will kill not only female even a male ! Yeah she likes you . No loves you a lot ! So no matter what gender your bully will be you won't see them again. And you'll have so much affection and attention from her . Oh and she will get you two matching clothes ! She always loves to see you in unusual clothes .
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He/she don't know about fat shaming . Only a little . They will be always near you and comfort / make you happy. They truly hate to see you cry or get upset by walking meat/food (of course humans and animals is walking food !) Loves to lay his/her head on your thighs or chest . You're soft like a pillow . Is it how you call it right?
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Poor bby don't know what fat shaming is . He thinks that you're very beautiful/handsome . I mean VERY beautiful/handsome and cute . He's like a plushie that you can always hug then you're upset . So you won't feel bad .
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Get ready to be in tight hugs and a lot of kisses and licks . They will be like your pet dog. Always near you and doesn't care about your weight ! She will make some fashion show . She will get you clothes and let you wear then . Hey ! Are you saying that you don't like how you look in this ? Don't say that ! You are veeeery pretty ! (Malo's pronounce is she/their )
SCP 1903
She won't let anyone bully you . She really hates it . Maybe will get you a pet , your favorite animal . She don't care how much it will be dangerous . But if it hurt you you will see next morning not real pet . Just a plushie . Don't ask . Just don't .
SCP 1678 and SCP 2521 (poly)
Pff don't listen to criminals . They all want you to be sad . But you're amazing . Not like others . Right don't listen . They don't worth your time and attention . They really love to hug you especially 2521 . He'll wrap his arms around you . And put his face in your hair/on your head . And 1678 will let you put your head on his lap . And stroke your hair/pet your head.
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Hugs . So much hugs for you ! Don't be sad . I don't like to see you cry about your body ! He will let you build a ford . From pillows , from furniture he don't care . He loves to 'see'(He have no face at all) you happy ! Not upset about your weight , body and etc.
SCPs with s/o who have a little child /Single parent
Who don't know : s/o - significant other .
B/n - baby's name Scarlet King
You were captured by his fan club . I will call his cult members like that . But you weren't happy at all . You escaped one time . But he was watching you . You had a child with you . A little human child . Not an anomaly or demon . (But you would say that , sometimes) . He saw you encounter with it many times . And don't be surprised at all them you see on your night cameras that's in baby room to see a demon looking figure just watching them or by yourself . You of course tried to scare the intruder by shouting and getting aggressive towards him . But you know how you looked in his eyes ? Like a chihuahua . YES . Little angry chihuahua . You were smaller than him . And he tried not to laugh by your cuteness . And he did not see you gf/bf or wife/husband with you . Soooo he have 8 children now . No questions .
Of course you won't believe him that he will take care of b/n . And not kill them . Because he's father of the years/CENTURIES . Btw baby 3 times stole his crow and wore it / tried to eat it . And with his cult members. He/she just were eating their robes . No one will never harm you or b/n . Cult or SK by himself will kill them
SCP 001
You were teleported in that place behind the guardian by SCP 507's help . But did you know that b/n was SNEAKY ✨ and crawled in you backpack then you did not look . You were surprised by that sneakiness✨ of your child you and your crew was teleported near the exit of that word behind the gates . And she/he crawled out of ... Let's call it heaven . But nothing ... Your child didn't die of 001 . Interesting . You forgot about his ability and stepped out if heaven too and took baby in your hand . And then you remember Guardian's ability . Don't be afraid human . I will not going to hurt you or b/n . And don't say anyone about it . You're much more better than other people . I am very sorry about your other partner . They did not deserve to be near you ... Now you can go and work with your coworkers , they are waiting for you.
B/n really love to hang on Guardian's wings(P.s. Uriel . I named him Uriel ) . He's very good father . Expect to see b/n wearing guards armor . Little armor for a a little warrior . Or clothes that have fire on it (not real fire . He don't want to murder them . Or you . ) He will get you clothes with fire too . Or some holy/religion like outfits
SCP 035
You had to take your baby with you to Foundation . And 035 left his cell and manipulated them not to alert others . And he came in your office while you were talking to your child , trying to explain what are you doing . And she/he just looks at you with not understanding eyes . Then you looked at your baby and she/he was looking at someone behind you(Mask . It's a mask !) You turned and saw 035 looking at you with tilted head . How did he escaped his chamber and no intercom warning? Why are you asking about my child? I'm raising them alone , why do you ask about it? I don't like it .
After sometime (you were interviewing him ) he was interested in your and your baby's life . And you started dating . He will be fatherly/motherly (it depends on host , and second motherly/fatherly) figure to him/her . One time you saw b/n's mouth in formula/milk . You know how ? It was a hot day and 035 made a popsicle for b/n . From formula/breasts milk (don't ask how)
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It was a containment breach and your co-worker pulled you away from your baby and tried to help you get out , but you shouted that you don't want to leave your child to die here and they should probably try to rescue someone else . Btw b/n know how to crawl and they crawled away . So you were seeking for them . In that time b/n crawled to plague doctor and placed their little hands on his boot . He was surprised by a little baby were near him . (He had been in bad mood(read last chapters if you don't understand) and Lexie was near him ) Daddy ? Can we keep him/her . Why can't we? Oh yes , their parents are looking for them . Let help find them! In that time you were almost near them . And then you opened the door you saw 049 with b/n in him hands and b/n wanting to grab his beak . B/n? Is this little child yours? He/she is ? Where's your partner ? It's okay if you don't want to talk about it . Here , she/he's completely fine and not harmed . He/she's very lucky . But Lexie is sad that she can't have a friend or a sibling to play with .
After you started dating Lexie is very happy ! And doc is too . He's taking care of b/n like it's his own child . If he see little plague doctor mask he will buy it or do it , for Lexie and b/n . But after his daughter asked about another sibling in future ... It's awkward ... Very AKWARD . I mean VERY . You two are just blushing mess .
SCP 079
Your ex was working in Foundation too . You tried to talk to them . But , they are avoiding you . Even if you work together (interviewing 079 ) . If you ask them some question they don't want to answer , like you didn't ask them . SCP 079 somehow could switch from his old computer from Foundation to yours . He watches you for long time , how you interact with your baby . And you know what ? He hack some stores , so they think you bought thinks and payed for them , so they deliver them to you . Of course you're very confused . But you saw 079's face . You started asking what the f. he's doing here . Human . I am helping you . You should open the door soon there will be delivery . Then there was a knock sooo you opened the door and found a box . You asked if it was him he said . Yes . After sometime you bought/made him a metal body . And you explained what happened between you and your child's parent . You think that he don't listen to you . At work your ex give you money . You know why? Child support . Yes he putted them on child support .
He's a babysitter . Very good . He is good with fatherly role to your child . Then you're holding b/n they would stare at each other . Until b/n starts giggling or smiling .
SCP 096
First meeting was then b/n did crawl away a little . And some sadistic D-class took them in 096's chamber to let them die ... Well Lanky did kill D-class , but not the baby . They just crawled to him and hugged him/his arm or leg . Lanky's heart is melted of cuteness of little human that was playing with his hand and fingers. In that time you wanted to come in . Guards and coworkers were saying that you will die in there . But you entered anyway . You could die for your child's safety . B/n ... It's y-yours . Ri-right? Sorry ... I di-did not h-hurt them . Th-they're too sm-small to d-die .
He's extremely nervous of being near baby . He can hurt them . Or kill easily . Won't touch them unless you can say that he can pick up and shush them or play with them(let them bite his long fingers) .
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Only because you have a child(and being very beautiful/handsome and cute) saved your life . Your baby started crying and you tried to calm them down . But where's your partner ? Where are they!? I want to catch two of you ... No one's coming , right ? Why? After some stalking . He will leave you some gifts , a little corrosion on them . (He tried ) If you like your co-workers clothes . You will find it on your bed or chair . (Always in corrosion . And blood )
Ohhh if baby cries he won't be angry at them . He likes to hear them cry (a little) . Will let baby(or you) wear his helmet from war . Or dress them in soldier clothes . No asking . No questions . He just do what he wants .
SCP 173
B/n saw him firstly . He/she just looked at him . Of course Peanut was confused . Why can't he move , there are no people here . Then he looked down and saw ... a little baby . Looking at him . Confused (Menacingly). Ohhh staring contest ! But then his stone heart melted when they started smiling and giggling . But then you came in the room and picked them . Ohhh . It's yours ! I don't think that you're very responsible . He sometimes managed to get to your house . You were a hard sleeper . Because baby had some nightmares , and they started crying . And SCP 173 got in the house and heard them crying , and tried to shush them . He found a bottle and woke you up . He gave you bottle picked you up and 'walked' to baby's room/crib . He don't know how to feed them .
He's very protective over you two . You sometimes see b/n and him covered in formula or baby food , and floor or walls sometimes . He really tried . But they like to play with food .
SCP 682
Some stupid researcher wanted to try on real human baby test . From real parents . You know how 682 reacted ? He just smelled them and tried to lick them . And then he went to sleep in the corner . He don't give a shit about this annoying creature . You were fearless parent and went inside . Atanti noticed you and started growling at you . You shouted at him that some stupid scientist put your child here . And will put him/her in his chamber so he could die ! He just looked at you with a hate in his eyes ... and then
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You climbed on him and went to your baby . He were in chock from such indifference and disrespect from a scientist .
They're like Abbie to Atanti (For who don't know . Abbie is real name of SCP 053 or Young girl .) He cares about them . Like his father/ grandfather he will protect them . No matter of the cost . And he will bring Abbie so they will be together playing .
SCP 939
He/she heard your baby making some sounds . Then came in the room and couldn't sense scientist or D-class . Strange . I swear I heard someone here . In this place . Wait a seco- Why is there a little human here ?! How are you doing her- Ugh ... What are you doing?
Not very good parent to your child . Mostly like a friend or pet that can talk . And imitate voices . Can give them a ride on his/her back . B/n loves it . If you will be at work she/he will be a babysitter for them . Because Foundation will though that maybe MTF or guards neutralized one of them .(Of course 939 have a pack and there's not only one )
SCP 1678
Same history like 001 your sneaky baby hid in you bag/backpack . And you saw them playing with SCP 1678-b (Eyes in the sky . Or pigeon/bird with camera ... YES) . B/n somehow took them in arm and started hugging it . After a while at the same time you and SCP 1678 came there . You two were in chock . You came to them and took b/n in your hands . B/n was giggling .
Expect to see birdy and b/n together . Cuddling . (Copying two of you guys ) And stealing hat then he's sleeping . And wearing it . One time he tried to feed them . Wall , floor and b/n were covered in milk/formula . Good try !
SCP 2521
You caught his 'eye' with your parenting skills . Where's your partner ? Aren't everyone have 2 parents ? Somehow b/n managed to see him . And trying to grab him . And giggling . He didn't know how to react . So he picked them and tried to find you . But , he teleported them in your house . And placed them on couch . Of course you were surprised by it . And sometimes he find him taking stuff for your child . And some food or clothes for you .
Nothing really change . But some more things . And babysitter . New babysitter . Expect b/n to eat his tapes . Many times . Soooo many times . But his okay with it .
I'll made second part or girls version .
Gate guardian and Scarlett King sharing a gender neutral s/o
SFW
Idk how you started dating ... But you're lucky that you didn't die around them ... They are not really good siblings (it's only my headcanon . I don't want to offend somebody . AND NO HATE!). They don't like each other . After Uriel found out what his little brother did to other siblings . He didn't want to see him . And Khahrakh was pissed off that he couldn't terminate Uriel and take his powers . Okay I need to make headcanons for them . And it's about dating you . Soooo let's continue !
They are legitimately fighting for your affections/attention . They can kill each others if you don't stop them .
Well they really like to cuddle with you or just hug/hold you . No matter how tall are you , they will always be bigger than you . So it's their favorite thing to do with you .
Uriel is protecting you . With all the cost he can take . Especially when you are near your enemy/bully/people you don't like ... and Khahrakh . He know what he did ... He don't want the same thing happening to his s/o . Even if they share you somehow ... He will protect da child- . Aka you-
Khahrakh is protecting you too . But not from Uriel . He will get rid of your enemies/bullies or people who hurt you . Not that Uriel doing that too... Uriel will ask you if he can get rid of them ... And Khahrakh is just asking , then kidnapping and torturing them no matter if you said that it doesn't bother you . He can sense if you are bothered or getting nervous/mad .
Both of them is near you , oh ? You don't like them to follow you? Okay . They won't , but still they can be near you ... just in case if you got hurt . Don't look at them like that! They are just scared that you'll get hurt or die ! Yeah . They are scared of you dying or hurting really badly . They know how vulnerable and soft humans are . Humans are so killable like animals and plants , but not all . Even if you're an anomaly . Both of them don't want to risk .
And about CUDDLES . They both are affectional . Basically you are a middle spoon . They can literally be a little or big spoon . When they feel it . AAAAAAND believe it or not , both would like to be little spoon ... DON'T LOOK AT THEM LIKE THAT . They are touch starved . Just don't judge them . But gladly will be big spoon if you'd like that .
And they don't need to sleep . They will protect you when you sleep . No problem beloved/darling !
Ahem . If 682 escapes the foundation . And found your house . He would have a talk with his father and maybe uncle(Command him not to attack you if he won't listen to his father). And 682 may or may not say 999 that their creator found a partner and would probably say to him that their uncle and dad id sharing them . 999 wants to meet you and other children of Khahrakh too . They won't touch you . Don't worry . They'll never do that .
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... Oh god-
Well you choose with who you did first .Or threesome-
So they are 220 cm(height) both . Aaaaaaand 9/10 inches . Good luck with walking after that . Especially after Scarlet King-
Ahem . They both are really different.
Uriel didn't have a partner . And never dated . He doesn't know what to do .But , after some time . He understood . Really quickly . While Khahrakh is the experienced one . Cause you know why .
Khahrakh have : breeding , marking and size kinks . You know why breeding kink . He literally have 14 children . No really... Be careful Y/n . Even if you can't gave birth or get pregnant ... Well marking . He likes to bite you sometimes . And let everyone else that you're taken . And he likes that you are really smol for him .
Uriel have : no kinks . Just vanilla sex . A huge differences .
Ahem ahem . Listen Uriel doesn't care . No really he doesn't get horny . He can do it if you want . Well Khahrakh pretty neutral if you can say that . He get horny like any other human ... well you know . If he saw you naked or something . But not to much .
It's really fricking hard to give them blowjobs . You know why . And Uriel can't give you oral/blowjob he still don't have mouth (You can kiss him where his mouth would be)... But he have hands . And he will gladly uh how do you call it . You know -
And Khahrakh can bite you . And it's hard to get him give oral/blowjob . It's more likely you would do it . But , you can try to tease him . I dare you and see the aftermath . I suggest you to buy a wheel chair . And he would prefer to use his mouth than fingers (They are sharp . Really sharp . And he knows that)
About threesome ... GOOD LUCK READER . THEY ARE not going to kill each other . You're there with them , and 3 of you are sharing intimacy . With dangerous anomalies .
... What about some like real life situations ? Well that can happen . Sooooooooo there is visits from Jeser , Hastur and Lord Goran . They can come in ... Yeah . And Scarlet will yell at them to gtfo(get the f*ck out) of there .
AND I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ANYMORE . Sooooo it's end of hc.