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Ă Poe is a certified workaholic; total perfectionist. When it comes to his writing, whether it's a novel or some obscure poetry, you can get his attention on nothing else until it's exactly as he first envisioned it.
Ă Thus, there would be days he's working on a project and can't seem to reach those impossibly high standards. On these difficult days, when he's moping around being hard on himself and declaring he will abandon his career, it's up to you to comfort him. Remind him that his work is amazing, and so is he.
Ă Because that's his love language: words of affirmation. This man EATS IT UP when you give him reassurance, compliments, anything. He's having a low self esteem day? Just read over his shoulder, praise the intricacy of the written words and flirt. He'll be beaming.
Ă Poe is just as sweet and considerate when you have low self esteem days, maybe even more so! He's not the most socially aware, since he daydreams so much, so you'll have to let him know if you're down. When you do his response is always "I cannot imagine what for! You are as the moon in the night sky, the flowers of the valley." Corny? ABSOLUTELY. He talks to you like an 18th century poet. You thought it was weird at first, but now it's totally endearing.
Ă His love style is flamboyant; a traditionally romantic lover. Late night strolls and candlelight dinners- but he always does it his way. His favorite walks with you are in the rain, when you both dress in heavy jackets, you curled against his arm, under the umbrella. The candlelight dinners are always lit by black candles.
Ă Obviously, he's goth. If you aren't, he doesn't mind... but if you are, he'll love you even more for it.
Ă Though romantic, he's shy about it. Not the dashing gentleman, sweep you off your feet type. He's more the type that, when you come home from work, he'll have a surprise candle light dinner laid out with some soft goth rock playing in the background, dressed in his very best. He won't address it as anything unusual, but hopes you will praise him. And when you do, he blushes and stammers like nuts.
Ă I'm sure this goes without saying, but he also writes you romantic poetry. That stuff is like reading "Song of Solomon." Once again, never addresses it, but he'll leave any poetry he wrote for you under your pillow or beside your toothbrush in the morning, get up and get to work before you awaken and find it.
Ă He's fairly quiet and shy most of the time, content to listen to and watch you rather than interacting. But if you want to hear him talk, ask about his newest novel. He'll go on for HOURS.
Ă One stress between the two of you is that he struggles to take care of himself. Mind almost always on his work, he lives perpetually in his own fantasy world; the world he's building on paper. That often causes him forget to shower, eat, etc. If you've been out of the house, it's almost certain you'll return to a hungry, frail grease ball of a boyfriend leaned intently over his manuscript.
Ă Since he's LOADED, he spends ridiculous amounts of money on you like it's nothing. All his gifts are atrociously expensive, often times for no reason. It's rather concerning.
Ă And lastly, since he's more traditionally minded, he wants to wait to ~do the deed~ until marriage. However, he'll kiss and cuddle you every day, and he is SUCH a good kisser.
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THE BUNGO OBSESSION CONTINUES
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THE WEEBS HAVE SPOKEN
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THE BUNGO OBSESSION CONTINUES
Okay, last late night post for the week/weekend and then itâll be back to posing part 3 of the AU, I promise.đđž
Honestly I donât know what I wanna type out,.. headcanons I guess? This time, they CAN be SFW AND NSFW. Knock yourselves out. We all earned itđ
Scp 1471 x male reader nsf nsfw headcanons please
Yeah Ofc you can have !
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I hope you like not to be alone . She will follow you like a lost puppy (Hmmmm ... Coincident ? Maybe . She have dog like skull sooooo , yeah . ).
She will always hang out with you . And she appear only then somebody download : MalO ver 1.0.0 . In internet .
You can show her some memes if you want . She can understand them easily . Since she have her phone . And if no one download MalO ver 1.0.0 . she'll just flipping though memes and listening to music .
You're like bros to each other . But you're dating . Expect ... sneaky hugs !⨠What? She can't her herself . She don't care if you're little spoon or big spoon . She loves hold you close to her self . You have bullies ? Mama bear mode : Activated . She WILL torture your bullies . She have her way to stalk them without them downloading the app . So they'll become crazy and be in insane asylum or taking their life out ...
She don't really get jealous . She trust you with her life .
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She's switch . Mostly top . At first she don't understand what sex is . So if you know how it works , you'll be top .
Btw after sometime . She will start to leave some bite marks . Or just nip you . Can't her herself , like with hugs! Oh and she have some claws ! ... She can accidently scratch you with them . New way to mark you ! ... People will think that some animal attacked you . Like cat or a dog .*Insert MalO's cute evil laugh*
MalO don't care what position you're in . As long as you and she likes it UwU . She maybe crack some meme jokes ... Don't look at me like that .
She's really touch starved . Sooooo after care is a think two of you will do . No questions !
Gate guardian and Scarlett King sharing a gender neutral s/o

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Idk how you started dating ... But you're lucky that you didn't die around them ... They are not really good siblings (it's only my headcanon . I don't want to offend somebody . AND NO HATE!). They don't like each other . After Uriel found out what his little brother did to other siblings . He didn't want to see him . And Khahrakh was pissed off that he couldn't terminate Uriel and take his powers . Okay I need to make headcanons for them . And it's about dating you . Soooo let's continue !
They are legitimately fighting for your affections/attention . They can kill each others if you don't stop them .
Well they really like to cuddle with you or just hug/hold you . No matter how tall are you , they will always be bigger than you . So it's their favorite thing to do with you .
Uriel is protecting you . With all the cost he can take . Especially when you are near your enemy/bully/people you don't like ... and Khahrakh . He know what he did ... He don't want the same thing happening to his s/o . Even if they share you somehow ... He will protect da child- . Aka you-
Khahrakh is protecting you too . But not from Uriel . He will get rid of your enemies/bullies or people who hurt you . Not that Uriel doing that too... Uriel will ask you if he can get rid of them ... And Khahrakh is just asking , then kidnapping and torturing them no matter if you said that it doesn't bother you . He can sense if you are bothered or getting nervous/mad .
Both of them is near you , oh ? You don't like them to follow you? Okay . They won't , but still they can be near you ... just in case if you got hurt . Don't look at them like that! They are just scared that you'll get hurt or die ! Yeah . They are scared of you dying or hurting really badly . They know how vulnerable and soft humans are . Humans are so killable like animals and plants , but not all . Even if you're an anomaly . Both of them don't want to risk .
And about CUDDLES . They both are affectional . Basically you are a middle spoon . They can literally be a little or big spoon . When they feel it . AAAAAAND believe it or not , both would like to be little spoon ... DON'T LOOK AT THEM LIKE THAT . They are touch starved . Just don't judge them . But gladly will be big spoon if you'd like that .
And they don't need to sleep . They will protect you when you sleep . No problem beloved/darling !
Ahem . If 682 escapes the foundation . And found your house . He would have a talk with his father and maybe uncle(Command him not to attack you if he won't listen to his father). And 682 may or may not say 999 that their creator found a partner and would probably say to him that their uncle and dad id sharing them . 999 wants to meet you and other children of Khahrakh too . They won't touch you . Don't worry . They'll never do that .
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... Oh god-
Well you choose with who you did first .Or threesome-
So they are 220 cm(height) both . Aaaaaaand 9/10 inches . Good luck with walking after that . Especially after Scarlet King-
Ahem . They both are really different.
Uriel didn't have a partner . And never dated . He doesn't know what to do .But , after some time . He understood . Really quickly . While Khahrakh is the experienced one . Cause you know why .
Khahrakh have : breeding , marking and size kinks . You know why breeding kink . He literally have 14 children . No really... Be careful Y/n . Even if you can't gave birth or get pregnant ... Well marking . He likes to bite you sometimes . And let everyone else that you're taken . And he likes that you are really smol for him .
Uriel have : no kinks . Just vanilla sex . A huge differences .
Ahem ahem . Listen Uriel doesn't care . No really he doesn't get horny . He can do it if you want . Well Khahrakh pretty neutral if you can say that . He get horny like any other human ... well you know . If he saw you naked or something . But not to much .
It's really fricking hard to give them blowjobs . You know why . And Uriel can't give you oral/blowjob he still don't have mouth (You can kiss him where his mouth would be)... But he have hands . And he will gladly uh how do you call it . You know -
And Khahrakh can bite you . And it's hard to get him give oral/blowjob . It's more likely you would do it . But , you can try to tease him . I dare you and see the aftermath . I suggest you to buy a wheel chair . And he would prefer to use his mouth than fingers (They are sharp . Really sharp . And he knows that)
About threesome ... GOOD LUCK READER . THEY ARE not going to kill each other . You're there with them , and 3 of you are sharing intimacy . With dangerous anomalies .
... What about some like real life situations ? Well that can happen . Sooooooooo there is visits from Jeser , Hastur and Lord Goran . They can come in ... Yeah . And Scarlet will yell at them to gtfo(get the f*ck out) of there .
AND I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ANYMORE . Sooooo it's end of hc.
(P)SCP 860-2 x reader

I'm alive! Or not . Idk , I am not sure myself . My imaginary died . Literally . I'm sorry guys , I just have no motivation
You choose how you managed to get them in your home . But I'm sure they became your pet .(Forest guardian(SCP 860-2) is genderless)
They look and act like a feline . So that means that they really like to sit/lay is boxes . And will climb trees .
Luckily they don't need scratching post , well FG don't need to shorten/sharpen their nails by scratching something .
They are really affectional and wants to get your attention so you pet them . Want and will lay on your lap . Deal with it , you're their bed/chair now .
At night FG is energetic , but not day . It's too light outside and it hurt their eyes . The forest that they were(Blue forest) was pretty dull and not so much light was there , so they enjoy evening and night more .
FG can accidentally scare you . They are really stealthy and will sometimes just sit/stand next to you(More of behind you) and just look at your face , until you notice .
Likes to play tag and hide n' seek .
If they are made of wood , they can rarely leave purple leaves on floor or sticks that are on them .
Still stalks you from the next room/doorframe .
Can purr .
FG can be your nightlight(Kind of) , because their eyes and patterns are glowing .
Sometimes wants to go out to have a walk or run in the forest . Headbutts you , as an affection showing .
Likes to lay near you and fall asleep(mostly around 11am or 2pm) .
SFW Alphabet: Christian (Moulin Rouge!)

I was inspired to make one of these thanks to @parvulous-writings đ This is based on the movie version of Christian and it was really fun to imagine how I think he would act. I can totally see myself doing this again with a different character. Also, shoutout to @palfriendpatine66 and @elysabeththequeene for helping me when I got stuck đŤś. @elysabeththequeene writes a lot of Moulin Rouge fanfic btw and they're amazing! Tell me what y'all think!
A - Affection (How affectionate is he? How does he show it?)
If you look up the word affectionate in the dictionary there's just a picture of Christian. The man is SUPER affectionate! He would like nothing more than to always be within arms reach of you. As far as showing it, anything goes as long he can touch you. He likes giving and receiving subtle touches like letting your legs rest on each other while sitting or brushing hands when walking past the other.
B - Best Friend (What is he like as a best friend? Where does the friendship start?)
Christian is a very supportive and present friend. He values your opinion and asks you for advice or to read over his writing. The two of you could talk for hours about nothing in particular. You just enjoy spending time together no matter where or when. The friendship started when Toulouse invited you to have dinner with him and his friends. You and Christian didn't talk a whole lot that night but you felt a spark which only grew the more you hung out.
C - Cuddles (Does he like to cuddle? How does he cuddle?)
Of course he loves to cuddle! After a long day of work, he looks forward to decompressing by tangling his limbs in yours. He's fine with any cuddle position and especially loves laying in your lap while you stroke his face or hair.
D - Domestic (Does he want to settle down? How is he at cooking, cleaning, etc.?)
100% he wants to settle down though he's not skilled at cooking or cleaning. However, he doesn't expect you to pick up his slack. He's willing to learn so he can take care of you.
E - Ending (If he has to break up with his partner, how would he do it?)
Christian is a sensitive soul so if he had to break up with you it would tear him apart. He would agonize over the decision but ultimately would tell you face to face in private and be as gentle as possible. He would try to stay composed but would probably get misty-eyed seeing you hurt. Once he was alone, he would break down.
F - Fiance (How does he feel about commitment? Does he wanna get married?)
He is not afraid of commitment whatsoever and takes it very seriously. He is completely loyal to you and definitely wants to marry you. He's just waiting for the perfect moment to pop the question. He wants it to be magical!
G - Gentle (How gentle is he both physically and emotionally?)
Christian is the most gentle man you've ever been with. This gentleness extends to all living beings, not just the person he is dating, which endears you even more to him. He is very considerate and does things like shield you from the rain even it means he gets wet, or massage your feet after a tiring work day. Emotionally, he is great listener and always wants you to feel safe talking to him about your troubles.
H - Hugs (Does he like hugs? How often does he do it and what are they like?)
Christian is a hugger for sure! Greetings, goodbyes, comfort, celebration, you name it, he does it any chance he gets. He likes to engulf you in bear hugs and always rubs your back before pulling away. His body is soft so his hugs feel like you're sinking into a pillow.
I - I Love You (How fast does he say the "L" word?)
Pretty quickly, nor does he try to hide when he falls in love with you. He wears his heart on his sleeve. Once he knows that he loves you, he doesn't have a problem saying it.
J - Jealousy (How jealous does he get? What is he like when jealous?)
He's not an especially jealous man. He's very secure in his relationship with you and trusts you entirely. If he ever does feel a twinge of jealousy it's usually because one too many wealthy suitors have flirted with you. He knows that you can have someone more rich and successful than he is and he wonders if you'd be happier with someone who could give you the life he wishes he could. Luckily, it's not difficult to reassure him that your heart belongs to him alone.
K - Kisses (What are his kisses like? Where does he like to kiss you? Where does he like to be kissed?)
His kisses are passionate and a bit inept. He is new to the whole love thing after all. His lips are silky soft and he always kisses you like you're water in a desert no matter how brief the kiss. He loves to cup your cheeks and kiss your forehead. His favorite place for you to kiss him is, well, his lips lol.
L - Little Ones (How is he around children?)
He's very good with children and they pretty much flock to him! He would love to be a father one day.
M - Morning (What are mornings like with him?)
Mornings are a quiet affair. He wakes up early when he's working on a show and gets ready for the day as quiet as possible so as not to wake you. You wake up anyway, if just to give him a sleepy "have a good day" before falling back into slumber. When he doesn't have to rush off to rehearsal then you enjoy coffee and the morning paper together.
N - Night (How are nights spent with him?)
If mornings are quiet then nights are the exact opposite. The two of you make a mess in the kitchen while cooking dinner and singing all the while. Sometimes, you catch the latest moving picture at the theatre or dance the night away at the Moulin Rouge. When it's time for bed, you catch each other up on the day's events while snuggled close. You often awake alone in the middle of the night to find Christian frantically typing away on his typewriter, desperate to get his sparks of inspiration on paper before they disappear. You kiss him on the cheek and he guides you to sit on his lap while he writes. A cute gesture which never works well for long.
O - Open (When does he open up about himself?)
To reiterate, Christian wears his heart on his sleeve. He doesn't really have any secrets. If you want to know anything about him, just ask, and he'll be happy to answer. He's also a great conversationalist so he volunteers information about himself pretty naturally.
P - Patience (How easily angered is he?)
He's not quick to anger at all. Since he's a writer, he'd rather use words to solve conflicts.
Q - Quizzes (How much does he remember about you?)
Everything! Not just the things you tell him directly either. He pays close attention to what you say and do. You're constantly surprised by the little ways he brightens your day all because of a random comment he remembers you making .
R - Remember (What's his favorite memory with you?)
It's impossible for him to choose his favorite memory with you for they are all dear to him. One memory that holds particular fondness for him though is from early on in your friendship. He was working on a song and softly singing it to himself. You were sitting next to him and you laid your head on his shoulder like it was the most natural thing to do. You said you liked the feeling of his voice vibrating. Your touch made his heart feel like it would burst out of his chest. He knew in that moment that you were going to have a special place in his life.
S - Security (How protective is he?)
He has an average level of protectiveness. Of course he doesn't want his loved ones to be hurt or taken advantage of. If he feels like that is happening then he'll do what he can to remedy the situation.
T - Try (How much effort does he put in?)
For Christian, there's no such thing as too much effort. He's a sincere man who loves wholeheartedly. He would walk a thousand miles on his hands just to see you smile.
U - Ugly (What are his bad habits?)
He needs to dial back on the absinthe.
V - Vanity (How concerned is he with his looks?)
Not very. His looks are important to him only as much as they affect you. If he knows that he's going to see you then he primps and preens so you'll hopefully like what you see. (You always do)
W - Whole (Would he feel incomplete without you?)
What is a singer without their voice? Or a house without a roof? That is Christian without you. You are the very air he breathes.
X - Xtra (Random headcanon)
He likes when you read to him. Even when he's taking a bath, he'll ask you to sit with him and read a story.
Y - Yuck (Something he doesn't like in general or in a partner)
He doesn't like pessimists. He's a very optimistic person and people who constantly tear down others' dreams or can't find the good in anything aren't people he associates with.
Z - Zzz (What is a sleep habit of his?)
He receives a lot of inspiration from his dreams and keeps a dream journal.
I hope you enjoyed this! Anything you agree or disagree with? Let me know! I love talking about Ewan's characters!
SFW Alphabet: Catcher Block (Down with Love)

shoutout to my bestie @hellsalad for being a listening ear, helpful guide when I got stuck, and general inspiration for me to keep writing đ
A - Affection (How affectionate is he? How does he show affection?)
Catcher is very affectionate and not afraid to display it publicly. He likes walking arm in arm or with his arm around your waist. When you hold hands, he periodically kisses your knuckles making you feel like royalty.
B - Best Friend (What is he like as a best friend? Where does the friendship start?)
Being best friends with THE Catcher Block means that you can truly say that you have friends in high places. He has the hookup for all the best restaurants, sports games, and nightlife entertainment. There's always something new to do when you're with him. He's a very fun and energetic person to be around. Your friendship began at the Know Magazine office. You were a junior journalist and had the great fortune of being paired with Catcher (much to his chagrin at the time) as your mentor. The friendship had a bit of a bumpy start but you showed a lot of promise in the field and impressed him. Now, it's hard to imagine never being friends!
C - Cuddles (Does he like to cuddle? How does he cuddle?)
Absolutely! He likes when you lay your head on his chest with one leg over his. He holds one of your hands with his and his other is wrapped around you rubbing your back. He's not really into spooning as he likes to see your face.
D - Domestic (Does he want to settle down? How is he at cooking, cleaning, etc?)
He's not eager to settle down preferring instead to enjoy the relationship one day at a time. It being the 60s, he most definitely doesn't ask you to move in with him before he puts a ring on your finger. He's not a good cook and mainly eats out or has the occasional TV dinner. He hired a maid to clean his bachelor pad but still keeps things tidy on his own.
E - Ending (If he had to break up with his partner, how would he do it?)
He would take them out to dinner and rip the bandaid off. He would try to spare their feelings by saying the cliche "it's not you it's me." or get them to to think that breaking up is their idea. He doesn't want the breakup to be nasty so that the door's still open for "sex a la carte" in the future. He's not heartless though, and if the relationship was a deep one then he'd mourn the end in private just like anyone else. (Ice cream and sad movies included).
F - Fiance (How does he feel about commitment? Does he want to get married?)
Catcher avoids commitment like the plague. He likes having many lovers to choose from like a buffet and being tied down would ruin that. He's one of the most desirable and eligible men in New York so he wants to have fun while he still can. Marriage isn't something that ever interested him until he met you. He can't help but feel like the two of you could make a beautiful life together. He's not yet ready to admit these feelings to you but giving up his lifestyle of rotational lovers in favor of exclusivity with you is a start.
G - Gentle (How gentle is he both physically and emotionally)
He's a gentleman so is very gentle physically. Of course he doesn't want to hurt you and loves pampering you at every opportunity. As far as emotional gentleness, he still has some learning to do. It's not that he enjoys hurting your feelings; far from it! But he's brash, arrogant, and used to getting his way which causes him to be insensitive at times especially to things he doesn't understand.
H - Hugs (Does he like hugs? How often does he do it and what are they like?)
He's not really much of a hugger unless you consider his embraces while making out "hugs." Catch doesn't hug often but when he does he usually opts for a side hug or a brief front hug if it's a friend.
I - I Love You (how fast does he say the "L" word?)
"I love you" falls off his lips easily....a little too easily. During his philandering days it wasn't an issue for him to say it to get what he wanted. Now, getting him to say it and mean it is a whole different ball game. Vulnerability is not one of his strengths. While the love he feels for you is genuine, it's still a new feeling for him. Be prepared to wait awhile to hear him confess his love.
J - Jealousy (How jealous does he get? What is he like when jealous?)
Catcher is a jealous man through and through. A bit ironic considering his background. He keeps his cool though and doesn't make a scene. He doesn't need to. Everyone knows who he is. A steely gaze and a snide comment is enough to send a suitor packing. When the two of you go out, you're practically joined at the hip and he makes sure everyone knows you're an item with his public displays of affection.
K - Kisses (What are his kisses like? Where does he like to kiss you? Where does he like to be kissed?)
Kisses with Catch are very heated and he loves making out anytime, anywhere. He likes to kiss a trail from your mouth, down your jaw, to your neck where he lavishes you with tender kisses and gentle bites. He likes to be kissed around his ears. It's a major weakness for him. His whole suave persona crumbles when you kiss the shell of his ear. Give him a nip and nuzzle and he's putty in your hands.
L - Little Ones (How is he around kids?)
Catcher says he wants a big family one day but how he acts tells a different story. Simply put, children and Catcher don't mix. Occasionally, a young boy who looks up to him will ask for an autograph and he'll oblige. Otherwise, he's content to not interact with them. It's in the best interest of his suits after all.
M - Morning (What are mornings like with him?)
Since Catcher started his "New Man" era, he knows that he can't spend the night with you as the temptation to *ahem* get to know you "all the way better" would be too strong. Therefore, on weekdays, your mornings together start at work. If he's not traveling, you share a pot of coffee in his office before starting your hectic workday. You guys chat about how your evening was, how you slept, etc. On weekends, he picks you up to go out for breakfast or you attempt cooking together which is always a fun experience.
N - Night (How are nights spent with him?)
Catcher takes you on a date somewhere new every night! He loves the nightlife and sharing new experiences with you. Sometimes, you like to have a more calm evening by enjoying an intimate dinner before slow dancing to his extensive music collection. He always walks you back to your apartment and you end the night with a lingering kiss.
O - Open (When does he open up about himself?)
When it comes to physical intimacy, Catcher Block is bar none. But emotional intimacy? Well, he's a tough nut to crack. His debonair persona, while flashy and alluring, doesn't have much substance. He is very keen on making sure that people only know about him what he wants them to know. It takes him several weeks to get there so it's very special when he does let his guard down and shares his heart with you fully. This vulnerability usually happens in the quiet moments of life together. Sitting on the veranda watching the sunset, reading together on a rainy day, or enjoying a quiet Sunday breakfast. Moments when he doesn't have to be The Man About Townâ˘ď¸, just your man.
P - Patience (How easily angered is he?)
99% of the time Catcher is cool as a cucumber. The 1% of the time he gets riled up is because someone insulted his sex appeal, journaling skills, or you. At that point you might as well step out of the way and let him do what he does best: destroy the offender with an exposĂŠ.
Q - Quizzes (How much does he remember about you?)
He's capable of remembering a lot about you, however, because he's had so many partners during his playboy days, he sometimes confuses an ex's info with yours đŹ.
R - Remember (Favorite memory with you?)
Catcher's favorite memory with you is of the first time your bond began to form. You got to accompany Catcher to Japan while he worked on an article. It was there that you both were introduced to karaoke by the man you were interviewing. It would be offensive to turn him down so you nervously went through with it. Turns out, Catcher is actually a good singer! The two of you grew more comfortable as the night went on and even sang several duets! Catcher was impressed with your willingness to put yourself out there for the job. Belting his heart out with you by his side felt like magic.
S - Security (How protective is he?)
He's not super protective. He knows that you can take care of yourself. If you couldn't, then you wouldn't be in the cutthroat world of journalism. Of course, that doesn't mean he won't always have your back.
T - Try (How much effort does he put in?)
Catcher is a man who believes in going above and beyond. It's how he become the best journalist in New York after all. He applies this mentality to anything he sets his mind on. Or in this case, anyone. He pulls out all the stops when wooing you and even after you start going steady. Of course, he doesn't want to seem like he's trying since that would ruin his laid back persona. But in his heart, he's genuinely eager to please.
U - Ugly (What are his bad habits?)
Let's just say that putting others first is not second nature to him. It's not that he goes out of his way to be selfish, he's just never had to share before. He's used to going where he wants and doing what he wants whenever he wants. He hasn't had a relationship deeper than a fling so thinking about how his decisions affect you doesn't really cross his mind. This also leads to another bad habit which is assuming that what he wants is also what you want.
V - Vanity (How concerned is he with his looks?)
VERY! Never a hair out of place or a wrinkle in his wardrobe. He's sexy and he knows it and you best believe he flaunts it.
W - Whole (Would he feel incomplete without you?)
He would be heartbroken if your relationship didn't work out and he does miss you when you're apart. However, he would be able to bounce back eventually though you'd always have a place in his heart.
X - Xtra (Random headcanon)
He's not quick to cry but the song "Moon River" never fails to make him misty-eyed.
Y - Yuck (Things he doesn't like in general or in a partner)
Catcher is very open to new experiences. His motto is: "I'll try anything once, twice if I like it" (wink wink). Therefore, someone who prefers living in a set routine or refuses to step outside their comfort zone isn't going to last in a relationship with him.
Z - Zzz (What is a sleep habit of his?)
He's a wild sleeper. Limbs all over the place, tossing and turning, all that jazz. He's also a blanket hog.
Random Martin headcanons because I love him
No deep thoughts, just simping
đŚThe tip of his ears are sensitive, but more in a ticklish kind of way. They also get REALLY red if he gets embarrassed or flustered
đŚMartin actually has fangs but their really minor, just a bit sharper and longer then the norm. You wouldn't notice it if you don't look at them directly
đŚMartin is in the autism spectrum you CANNOT change my mind on that, I will take this headcanon down to my grave
đŚReacts sensitive to loud noises, he will hide his displeasure but at a sertain point he just winces and grimaces at the shrill sounds
đŚHis teeth hurt every time there is a drastic temperature shift, it mostly happens when he eats icecream
đŚHe loves too munch on stuff. If he wouldn't be too embarrassed about it, he probably would buy himself those necklaces made out of amber that children get when they start to grow teeth.
đŚMartin really likes his fluffy hair sometimes he ruffles it up a bit just too feel the soft smooth texture
đŚHe loves pomegranates, grapefruits and blood orange's
đŚHe gets easily sunburned, so he needs to cream himself up with tones of sunblock
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đŚIs made out of 100% sub material, my guy is only dom once in a blue moon. But even tho he is a sub he can be the top from time to time. He really enjoys being a service top
đŚHas mad oral games, I guess all that munching and licking on stuff prepared him well. I personally think oral is his favorite part in sex, especially giving. He just loves watching his partner whimper in pleasure and how their body reacts to his touches.
đŚ(AFAB s/o headcanon) Martin has no problem with period sex. At the beginning he probably would be a bit unsure and he is afraid that he will hurt you more then the in between cramps already do, but if you reassure him he will grow accustomed to it. (Also would eat you out on your period if your into it)
đŚIs mostly vanilla, but BOY once you introduce him to kinks and all sorts of sinful activities his body will act up in a way he never thought were possible
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đŚHe can be really romantic and sweet if he is into the moment, all the soft touches and sugary sweet kisses will make you melt
đŚForeplay is a must, no matter how many times you guys have sex, there needs to be some sort of foreplay
đŚHe is really shy on initiating the first move for intimate times. But he is easy to read! He gets more grabby and clingy then usual and sometimes he whines and whimpers if he loses your touch. If Martin feels more brave then usual he also would give you small kisses on the neck and jawline
đŚThe man CUMS, no matter how often he orgasms they are always intense and the amount of sperm he produces is quite a lot to his displeasure.

âBeing Mileenaâs Girlfriendâ
Saw someone say there isnât enough MKfem characters x fem reader so here we are ! Fem Reader
Meeting | MKX
Youâd def be from Outworld
From the time where she ruled Outworld; before Kotal Khan rebelled against her
Her being Khan obviously you adored her and you couldnât rlly get close to someone of such high status
However! When she was overthrown it wasnât too hard to get close to her seeing as she was stripped of her previous status
Just go and join her rebellion lmao
Bonding
Ngl I donât think sheâd care if youâre strong or not just if youâre loyal to her cause
Her multiple failures in trying to regain her throne put her in quite the sour mood
So sheâd appreciate if you threw in any new ideas or if youâre dumb as hell like me comforting her is fine too
If you shared any of your food/supplies with her personally(rather than the whole group) sheâd be kinda embarrassed to rely on you
Especially if she is physically stronger than you
If you talk about how untrustworthy Tanya is in the beginning sheâd be upset with you and distance herself so just wait until ur closer with her/have tangible evidence
She doesnât take her mask off often in daily passing; excluding during battle ofc
But if you do catch her with her mask down sheâd be hasty to put it back up
âYouâre really beautiful, Mileena. You know that right?â
âOf course I know that.â
Sheâd def play off your comment but sheâs DYING on the inside of embarrassment
If you specifically pick out a gift for her sheâll be happy and smile under her mask
Sheâll start to linger around you more and when planning sheâll always sit next to you
Sheâs really desperate for love and will grasp onto anything like Shao Khan and Tanya who obviously didnât truly care for her
Light | End
Depending if you convince her to stop the rebellion/run away with you changes the outcome of your relationship during the original/MKX timeline
If you donât and go along with her plan to use the amulet youâll probably die protecting her
Of course the same events as MKX go down with her execution but itâll be prolongedđ
Kiss one another, die for each other đŚ - Katy Perry or Demi Lovato I donât remember Ngl
If you do convince her to call off the rebellion itâll be great!
Of course you canât just throw a rebellion and walk away unscathed
So youâre gonna have to go into hiding or just cross realms altogether
Methinks she likes physical touch
Think hugs, kisses, hand holding, etc.
You probably wouldnât be able to stay in one place for long so youâre constantly on the move
Mileena is a big fan of sleeping together though she rlly jus needs comfort brođ
Sheâd pick you up and carry you if your into that(totally wouldnât start freaking out if she dropped you)
When/If you escape to another realm youâll take on a more relaxing life
Of course you guys donât stop training just in case but itâs better than being on the run constantly
Taking on a more domestic lifestyle
Youâd do a lot of single person tasks together just because
Taking out trash? Sheâll help
Washing clothes? Sheâll hang them up to dry
Sheâs not a good cook by any means but sheâll help where she can
Sheâll def match outfits with you especially if you guys are the same size sheâll just wear your shit
Depending if you live amongst a dense population sheâll keep her face hidden in case anyone were to recognize her
If you live in a secluded village sheâll take off her mask more often and when the people get used to you guys sheâll keep it off
She canât sew/patch up clothes for shit so if anything rips sheâll just stand there and watch you do it
Youâd never have an actual wedding but the people of your community would totally come over if you guys hosted an informal relationship confirmation
âIâm grateful to take you as my wife.â
âAnd you as mine.â
Raiden the nosy bitch would obviously notice your presence no matter how much you try
Being EarthRealmâs protector ân all
Seeing as you guys are peaceful living he would only tell Kotal if Kotal asked for additional information
Pre-Shinok Raiden ofc
Overall sheâll defend you against the world all at the expense of you loving her
