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Since it is April fools day I would like to remind people that I as a site director have access to emergency contacts. And for $20 I will send anyone's mother or spouse anything as long as it isn't vaguely threatening.

And to those that are keeping an eye on me because of the date, fuck you. I cannot be prevented nor can I be soothed. And if anyone prevents any plans I have for today just know those plans will be saved for when you expect it the least and when it will effect you the most. So with that said, I know where all of you sleep and have a lovely April fools 😇.

Sorry if this has been asked before

But what are your opinions on clef and iceberg?

Also, be my friend/j(joke) , srsly though, you're cool ^^ (expect more of me appearing, because I'm annoying and have many questions)

It hasn't! I don't interact with Iceberg most on account of locking myself in my office whenever I get the chance. As for Clef we're engaged.

And thank you! I look forward to seeing more of you.

tips-from-the-immortal, never, ever, *ever* tell a highschool kid that asked if you're queer the truth. They will bring their clique and laugh at you.

I thought it wasn't cool to make fun of queer people anymore? 🤔😟

Scientifically speaking, if i put the pendant on a small fish and then the fish gets eaten by an larger fish and that fish gets eaten by another larger fish

where would your consciousness be? in the first fish untill it gets disolved by acid? and if it does will you be just waiting for another body? or because ur inside of the larger fish you now are the larger fish?

and do you want to visit the aquarium with me?…non-testing purposes i swear…

My consciousness would be in the first fish then the first and second once eaten because 963 would be in contact with both unless it was fed to the first fish. My consciousness would be transferred to the even larger fish until the second fish was completely dissolved in the stomach acid... I think you just made me want to avoid the aquarium...

have you ever been a ant or is there a size limit?

I have never been in an ant. I have been in a fly though. Wouldn't recommend.

Bright Introject here, how're you?

I didn't know what day it was for longer than I should've but other than that I'm good. How are you?

Are you alive????

Depends on what you consider alive..