Selfish Critters Au - Tumblr Posts
THIS IS SO CUTTEEEEE
Into The Bubba-verse??? perhaps--
SelfishCritters Bubba, Revived Bubba, and Tusker Tiredon belong to @smilingcrittersthingig!
Dumba Dumbaphant belongs to @eggritos!
Clay Paclayderm belongs to funny-critter-blog! (Won't let me @ them?)
Bubba Badass belongs to @blues-of-randomness!
Transparent versions of each of them (Manny and Badass share one due to their pose) under cut
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
I'm putting them up for adoption
Who wants them /j
The Selfish Critters
The Smiling Critters but most of them are self-absorbed and insensitive. Their pendants are shapes (Crafty being an exception)
Dogday
The only one in the group who seem selfless, maybe a bit too much. He does his best to keep his friends together and try to help them get better. Though it has been mentally taxing, he stays determined to fix the broken bonds.
Catnap
He's aware that this friend group is too far gone to fix, but he often dreams of a life where he and the others were happy. So he stays in those days. He starts snapping at anyone who would pull him out of it. This results in Catnap losing touch with reality, with Dogday currently being the only reason he's somewhat grounded
Bubba Bubbaphant
He believes everyone is not as smart as him and he doesn't plan on losing that belief. Closed and reserved, his words are brutal and straight to the point. He would never do anything to help you unless you offer something of worth in return.
Kickin Chicken
A narcissist. A conversation with him will always lead to the topic being about him. Likes being the center of attention and will try to overshadow anybody who tries to take it from him.
Hoppy Hopscotch
A short tempered girl. If things doesn't go her way she throws a fit about it. She's insensitive of other's struggles, often disregarding it as being too emotional or weak.
Bobby Bearhug
She loves everyone! And she wants to show them all how much she loves them! Much to the others dismay. Bobby tends to be very touchy around her friends, saying that it's how she shows her love. If someone were to ask her not to do that, she would get emotional and guilt trip them into taking it back.
Craftycorn
A certain incident scarred her, causing her to shut herself off from the outside. She stays inside her room most of the time, only ever leaving it if she needed something outside. Dogday often comes by to bring her meals and to check on her.
Picky Piggy
Always making sure she looks the best, she often talks down on the appearance of others to make herself look better. Tends to get jealous of anyone prettier than her and will attempt to sabotage them.
inspired by the problematic critters au by kickin._.chick3n on tiktok
Cool now make them kiss-
Whoaaaa who said that
Selfish Starstudent
LET’S GO YAOOIIIIII
(Also, please keep going 🥺🙏)
More Selfish Starstudent (i'll stop after this-)
Bonus:
Hey RR dogday! Did you know that your friends dont know you're gone and you've been replaced by an imposter! And R dogday! You sentenced and innocent and pure soul to be trapped in that hellhole of a factory while your living scot free!
When did bro grow fingers
I’ll go back to making normal posts after this,
I just wanted to make Violent Clay
The doodles of angry Clay with most of them being Selfish Bubba’s fault is very funny, I had to do smth with it /j
I would’ve added more Bubbas but I forgot
Clay Paclayderm by @funny-critter-blog
Bubba Badass by @blues-of-randomness
Manny Mammoth by @anothersmilingcrittersau
To selfish Dogday *hooks him up to a lie detector test* tell the truth what happened to your tooth 
Looks like someone's a little hesitant
Ddogday why do you live for your critters? Is it just something from when you were younger or was it from something else. Anyway I suggest you take catnap and runaway to a place far away from the others so that he doesn't need to daydream but can actually enjoy stuff with someone who cares.
NOOOOOOOOO GET HIM OUTTA THE TRUNK 😭😭😭😭🗣️
On their way to the Bubbaverse! (they encountered traffic)
Bitty Bubba is stuffed in the trunk
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN……
felt a lil silly
I felt silly again, I’ll get back to work dw
S! Dogday angst
Disclaimer: Self-harm
Footsteps were heard through the forest as a certain chicken walked through it. He didn’t plan on going inside today but his eye caught a particular orange friend running into it. Due to his curiosity, he of course went and followed him.
Why’d he go inside? And in such a hurry nonetheless, as his #1 friend he’s definitely worried… About what he’s doing without him, that dog’s a pushover, he knows full well he wouldn’t do anything alone.
He got lost halfway running through the trees and bushes, eventually he got that orange dog back to his sight and followed from a distance. After a while, he stops walking and sits under a tree as he leaned on it.
Kickin had an idea, he could prank him, the opportunity’s right there after all. He slowly closed the distance between the two of them as he sneaked behind the tree he was under.
He lightly snickered, thinking about his reaction. As he got ready to surprise him, a noise made him stop in his tracks. He could hear… Small sniffling.. Is he crying?
What is he crying about? Did Bubba refuse to speak to him? Did Picky insult his fashion choice? Maybe Catnap attacked him again? What’s his deal? Doesn’t those happen all the time? He should get used to it by now.
The sniffling increased followed by hiccups and sobbing. This really put a damper on his mood. Now he doesn’t even want to try surprising the guy. He’d probably go all emotional on him.
As the chicken started contemplating to go back, he started picking up more noises. What sounds to be scratching… He turned his attention back to the dog who had his claws out and fully engulfed into his skin.
“… you’ll be okay… you’ll be okay… you can do it… you got this… you got this…” He kept repeating those words as he kept scratching himself, blood started trickling down his arm as he trembled and shook his head.
The chicken could only watch, frozen in place as he wasn’t sure what to do. He’s never exactly seen him like this. He was always sunshine and rainbows, smiling despite everything…
His eyes were locked onto the canine for a while until he finally stopped hurting himself. He slowly placed his hands down as he took deep breaths. He looked up to the trees and the sky… a small laugh escaping him.
“… I can… I can do this… I can do this…” he took another deep breath before he stood up and started to go back while mumbling to himself about renewing his bandages.
He walks past Kickin who was still in a state of shock and confusion. What the hell was that about?… He wasn’t sure what to think.
He stayed there for a while until he finally snapped out of it and went back.