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had to reblog my own post because ya know. the holidays! LMAO!! @raphsweapondealer @raphslovemuffin80 @raisin-shell @kawaiibunga @nittleboo @sivy-chan-blog @post-apocalyptic-daydream @meeplovestmnt @thelaundrybitch @dai-su-kiss
da bois if they were given a Santa Claus job at a local mall, but instead of a line of kids and parents, it's a line of adult women:
Leo: *wears a blue Santa suit and beard and his eyes widened after seeing a line full of grown adult women* oh boy....
You: *first in line runs to his lap and sits* hey there handsome.
Leo: *clears his throat and tries to do his best santa impression* hello there sweetheart. What would you like for Christmas?
You: *grabs the fake beard* I want you hot stuff!
Leo: *sweats* phew....um.....hehe....alright then. Um....how about some blue lingerie?
You: that too. *takes a picture with him and makes out with him afterward* meet me at my place by noon. Here's my number and address. See ya later.
Leo: *watches you walk off with photo in your hand and he swallows his pride blushing while looking at the large line* this is gonna be a long night....
Raph: *got ready with his Santa suit on and sighs* this is gonna be one shitty ass seasonal job....*walks out of the dressing room as he got to the chair, he sees a big line of women than children with parents. He smirks devilishly* maybe not. *he sits on the chair and waits for the first person to sit on him*
You: *walk up to him first and sits on his lap* wow santa!....you look so sexy this year. You been working out?
Raph: *chuckles* what about you sweet thing?....you look like you been on the naughty list. Got anything you want for Christmas sugar tits?
You: *giggles and plays with the fake beard* well....how about a date?....I been so lonely since my last boyfriend dumped me. I know we just met for like five seconds bu-
Raph: *dips you and kisses you as he hears the women go gaga over it* does that answer your question?...
You: *blushes and smiles* Y-yeah....here's my number. Call me. *you give him your phone number and he puts it in his Santa suit pocket*
Raph: sure thing cutie. *takes a picture with you and slaps your ass as you got off his lap* now run along. I got more people waiting. *he smirks and after you walk off smiling, he shouts to the line of women waiting* Where are my hoe hoe HOES at? Come on and sit on brute Santa's lap! Get it while it's hot!!
Donnie: phew...okay Donnie. You got your purple Santa suit on, and this itchy fake beard, time to entertain the- *sees a large line of women* this...large....line....of women....huh...this is new...*sits on the santa chair*
You: *goes in first and sits on his lap* hello santa. You look mighty fine today.
Donnie: *talks like Santa as best as he could* hello there young lady. What would you like for Christmas? Perfume? A dress? Tampons? Some pretty jewlery?....
You: *giggles* actually, I want you for Christmas.
Donnie: *starts sweating and snort chuckles* oh....really?...um...I dunno if I am capable in being a romantic.
You: *gets closer to him as his heart starts beating* aw!...don't be like that. You're so adorably handsome, I really wanna kiss you right now.
Donnie: *smiles and sweats some more* phew....um....how sweet of you to say. Is it hot in here? Or....hehe....let's take a photo. Don't wanna keep the other people waiting.
You: *takes a photo with him and kisses his lips*
Donnie: *his brain screams "dirty thoughts! Holding hands! Dating! Hot chicks! Make out sessions! Viagra!" And he passes out as drool flows out of his mouth*
You: *wide eyed* uh...*gently pokes him*....I think I killed him....
Mikey: *immediately sits on the chair after putting on his orange Santa suit and beard and suddenly sees women instead of children walk up in a large line. His eyes widened as his brain goes howling like a wolf. He smiles and nods with confidence* "aw yeah!....hot babes comin my way!"
You: *you walk up first and sit on his lap* oh Santa! You look so strong.
Mikey: yeah sweet cakes. Old Saint nick here has been working out the big guns. *wiggles his eyebrows and flexes his bicep* so. Anything you want for Christmas?
You: yeah uh....Can I have a kiss?
Mikey: *smiles wide* sure thing cutie pie! Come here and give santa a spicy ginger bread kiss! *removes the beard and makes out with you*
You: *blushes as you see lipstick marks all over his lips* oh my!....that was....
Mikey: moist?....*winks at you with a smirk*
You: *smiles* here. Lemme give you my number. Call me anytime. *you give him your phone number and he smiles. You both take a photo together and you get off his lap* gotta go now. Don't wanna hold up the line.
Mikey: no prob Angel cakes. Merry Christmas and sexy New year! *blows a kiss and smiles*
You: *giggles and you walk off*
Mikey: *looks at the line of women and shouts with a smile* alrighty! Come on up! Don't be shy ladies! Santa is ready for ya!...
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