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Because of my never ending curiosity, I must ask...what would Rammot and Pouf be like with a human S/O? Would they both be in denial about liking a human? Or would they just accept it? Would they be sweet with them? Or revert to total animal instincts with them? I'm just so curious.

I got some free time for some brief headcanons yay!

TW: mild smutt mention/brief yandere mention but headcanons aren't based on it/brief mating mention/mention of Pouf being beaten so you aren't

-I think for Pouf he would make it a huge deal.

-There's gonna be a lot of internal conflict on his part.

-At first he adamantly tries to deny his feelings. The king is his sole priority and purpose in life. Being in love with a human hinders his ability to carry out that purpose.

-He might actually be tempted to kill you at first, since you're hindering his ability to protect the king and therefore pose a threat to the king's very life

-He won't have the strength to do it though, even though he feels strongly about protecting the king, he feels just as strongly for you

-He's generally hesitant to ever talk to you at first and keeps the conversations brief. But as he gets to know you more, he finds thing after thing about you that he just adores and he can't help but start talking with you more and more.

-He of course keeps his feelings for you hidden from the king. If you aren't someone the king needs around and you don't serve him any purpose, Pouf will do his upmost to keep you away from the King as not to annoy him or risk your life

-If you're lucky the king will be tolerant of you. Especially if you have no nen or great aura quantities. He wouldn't have any interest in eating you that way.

-If you ever pissed off the king or annoyed him in any way and he was going to kill you or hit you with his tail, Pouf would step in holding back tears and beg the king to punish him on your behalf.

-Pouf would be frustrated at you angering the king but wouldn't do much about it. Once you're both in private though he would hug you and cry, glad that you're okay. Pouf can take quite a beating from the king and come out with cuts and bruises.

-But likely you on the other hand would die instantly.

-Overall Pouf, though briefly in denial, would love you a lot. He loves you as deeply as he cares for the king's safety. That's a lot.

-He definitely feels like he needs to protect you, especially given the situation of everything at the palace.

-He'd probably allow you in one designated area for you to do your own thing most of the day. Probably close to Pouf, out of Meruem's sight and not too close to the other ants.

-It's less of a yandere kidnapping sense and more of an actually keeping you safe so you don't get eaten or decapitated sense.

-With Rammot there'd be much less denial. Still a bit in the beginning though.

-He thinks very highly of himself and is mildly pissed that he could ever fall to such feelings for a weak human, likely one without even nen.

-But he'd get over that pretty fast. Especially if you give him food and are respectful by staying away from the food he's already claimed. (Those poor horses on stick jesus fucking christ)

-He'd try to woo them but he'd likely try the animal way first, and that just ends up confusing the hell out of them.

-But next he'd try to just be nice and tolerant of you. He has no idea how humans usually woo each other so he's just gonna try being nice.

-But if you do anything romantic at all like giving a gift or running your fingers through his hair, not only will he be thrilled that you at all reciprocate his feelings, but he'll mimic the hell out of you.

-Finally he knows at least one thing humans do to woo each other, he's gonna use it all the damn time.

-Maybe constantly getting you little gifts, often things from the villages they've devoured people from, and sometimes things like bones, straight up meat, and one time twigs.

-Apart from that y'alls relationship is very driven by his animal instincts. He's normally more run by them anyways so it makes sense that they'd be so apparent in his relationship with you.

-He's pretty territorial and that includes of you too. Starts getting more and more agitated before straight up violent with other people, creatures and ants if they get too close to you.

-Also the gifting you twigs thing was to maybe make a nest with you. Essentially his version of a risky text. But when you accepted the twigs (more so out of confusion) it sent his heart soaring.

-I do see him being a bit yandere, but he's less likely to go out of his way to kill someone for you. Only if they get too close to you or hurt you. Otherwise he just tells them to piss off.

-And yes he does have a mating season. Thank god for Uber Eats so y'all don't have to leave your house.