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HxH Chimera Ant Headcanon Time:

Meleoron is a soft dom.

Rammot is a dom.

Colt is a switch leaning sub.

Cheetu is a dom.

Meleoron likes slow and sensual.

Rammot likes fast and hard.

Colt likes slow and sensual but he's flexible.

Cheetu likes jackhammering.

HxH Random Headcanon Time. Cheetu is good at making sure you aren't stressed or overdoing it. He checks in on you periodically. Rammot has a breeding kink, he wants to stuff your belly full of his cum.

I noticed how you liked asking the question asks so here's one for you! Since chimera ants are animal like/have animal characteristics, do you think they would do things that their animal does? They all have mating seasons? Meleoron sheds? Cheetu chirps?

I think it depends on the ant. Like, some of the stuff they did as animals would now be impossible due to their bodies being more humanoid or combined with some other species. But they definitely still have a lot of things they do that are more animalistic.

Meleoron probably sheds more than most humans, but not as much as a real chameleon. They shed to grow and keep clean. But he has no growing to do and doesn't need to do that to keep clean. His sheds are more like getting a light sunburn and peeling the skin off.

I 100% think Cheetu chirps. Imagine him hearing a distant chirp from some random thing and he just stops for a sec and fucking chirps back. Yes. Also, chirping for cheetahs is a sort of mating call.

Now picture him having an s/o who gets startled and when they do they squeak or chirp. He will think you're trying to get some dick when in fact you stubbed your toe.

He purrs too. It's really loud, but paired with his big furnace temperatured self, his fluff, comfy bed, cuddles, I'm already asleep.

I also think that's why he would be super happy to have a long term partner, especially if they ended up having a kid together and they stayed with him. Usually female cheetahs will pick a male, mate several times over maybe 2 days, and dip.

But for you to stay because you genuinely want to be around him? You get endless cuddles.

I think colt has like a mating dance thing. He knows it's weird and he doesn't do a whole dance thing, but he will be very bouncy. Probably shifting his weight around quickly. It just looks like calisthenics, but really he's into you.

He sings too. You can't tell me his voice wouldn't sound beautiful. I'm hearing him sing "once upon a december" in my brain right now.

He does get very horny during spring though. He keeps it under control with ease, but flirting gets him very flustered unlike usual.

Rammot gets even more horny. Good luck leaving the house. Thank goodness for instacart and uber eats.

Also when he's anxious he'll thump his foot really fast. Or when he's mad he'll stomp like a brat throwing a fit.

I'm pretty sure Leol could roar if he wanted. Though he prefers to use it as a scare tactic when he just doesn't feel like dealing with someone.

Welfin is a little weird. Wolves howl and cannot resist howling when they hear another howl. If he hears one on tv or something, he doesn't howl, he hums it. It's high pitched and over dramatic. I can't even describe it as humming, he does the howl but with his mouth shut and a blank expression.

Yunju will kick you if you stand behind him. He can't always control it, he just will. It freaks him out. Plus he actually has to go to a horse place to get his hooves done. Self care!

He does have a better sense of smell with the snake tongue and all. Not as good as a snake but close enough.

Rule of thumb. DO NOT STARTLE IKALGO. HE WILL GET INK EVERYWHERE. Only his ink is more of the purple/blue ant blood color. He hates the ink thing. It's embarrassing.

I think they have all of the instincts, behaviors and conditions their animal self had, but only if their new bodies are compatible with them. They'll still get an urge to do things a certain way despite that.

Because of my never ending curiosity, I must ask...what would Rammot and Pouf be like with a human S/O? Would they both be in denial about liking a human? Or would they just accept it? Would they be sweet with them? Or revert to total animal instincts with them? I'm just so curious.

I got some free time for some brief headcanons yay!

TW: mild smutt mention/brief yandere mention but headcanons aren't based on it/brief mating mention/mention of Pouf being beaten so you aren't

-I think for Pouf he would make it a huge deal.

-There's gonna be a lot of internal conflict on his part.

-At first he adamantly tries to deny his feelings. The king is his sole priority and purpose in life. Being in love with a human hinders his ability to carry out that purpose.

-He might actually be tempted to kill you at first, since you're hindering his ability to protect the king and therefore pose a threat to the king's very life

-He won't have the strength to do it though, even though he feels strongly about protecting the king, he feels just as strongly for you

-He's generally hesitant to ever talk to you at first and keeps the conversations brief. But as he gets to know you more, he finds thing after thing about you that he just adores and he can't help but start talking with you more and more.

-He of course keeps his feelings for you hidden from the king. If you aren't someone the king needs around and you don't serve him any purpose, Pouf will do his upmost to keep you away from the King as not to annoy him or risk your life

-If you're lucky the king will be tolerant of you. Especially if you have no nen or great aura quantities. He wouldn't have any interest in eating you that way.

-If you ever pissed off the king or annoyed him in any way and he was going to kill you or hit you with his tail, Pouf would step in holding back tears and beg the king to punish him on your behalf.

-Pouf would be frustrated at you angering the king but wouldn't do much about it. Once you're both in private though he would hug you and cry, glad that you're okay. Pouf can take quite a beating from the king and come out with cuts and bruises.

-But likely you on the other hand would die instantly.

-Overall Pouf, though briefly in denial, would love you a lot. He loves you as deeply as he cares for the king's safety. That's a lot.

-He definitely feels like he needs to protect you, especially given the situation of everything at the palace.

-He'd probably allow you in one designated area for you to do your own thing most of the day. Probably close to Pouf, out of Meruem's sight and not too close to the other ants.

-It's less of a yandere kidnapping sense and more of an actually keeping you safe so you don't get eaten or decapitated sense.

-With Rammot there'd be much less denial. Still a bit in the beginning though.

-He thinks very highly of himself and is mildly pissed that he could ever fall to such feelings for a weak human, likely one without even nen.

-But he'd get over that pretty fast. Especially if you give him food and are respectful by staying away from the food he's already claimed. (Those poor horses on stick jesus fucking christ)

-He'd try to woo them but he'd likely try the animal way first, and that just ends up confusing the hell out of them.

-But next he'd try to just be nice and tolerant of you. He has no idea how humans usually woo each other so he's just gonna try being nice.

-But if you do anything romantic at all like giving a gift or running your fingers through his hair, not only will he be thrilled that you at all reciprocate his feelings, but he'll mimic the hell out of you.

-Finally he knows at least one thing humans do to woo each other, he's gonna use it all the damn time.

-Maybe constantly getting you little gifts, often things from the villages they've devoured people from, and sometimes things like bones, straight up meat, and one time twigs.

-Apart from that y'alls relationship is very driven by his animal instincts. He's normally more run by them anyways so it makes sense that they'd be so apparent in his relationship with you.

-He's pretty territorial and that includes of you too. Starts getting more and more agitated before straight up violent with other people, creatures and ants if they get too close to you.

-Also the gifting you twigs thing was to maybe make a nest with you. Essentially his version of a risky text. But when you accepted the twigs (more so out of confusion) it sent his heart soaring.

-I do see him being a bit yandere, but he's less likely to go out of his way to kill someone for you. Only if they get too close to you or hurt you. Otherwise he just tells them to piss off.

-And yes he does have a mating season. Thank god for Uber Eats so y'all don't have to leave your house.