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how are you doing this?? I posted those literally a second before you interacted with them... 😰😰

(don't stop I love interaction but HOW???)

-@anaemic-loser

🤫🤫 I have my ways :3

Raca Rica Roo! You have have been Racooned!

Omg! I’ve been hit! Man down, man down!!/j

Silly little raccoon

hey you should tell me your ideal Pokémon team 🥺, because I like Pokémon very much atm

EEEEE POKÉMON!!!

I don’t talk about Pokémon very much but oh my gods I will SO tell you my ideal team.

Okay so; my lineup probably looks like

Serperior

Obstagoon

Sylveon

Toxtricity

Gallade

Falinks

And now I will explain why. Take into account that I don’t take any type weaknesses really into account when I make teams because usually I am headstrong enough to just boulder through any challenges.

First off my baby, my favorite starter Pokémon Serperior

That’s my guy; I’d name mine Commodus or smth like that. It’d probably have the basic ability, I’d put more stats in it being my little fast physical attacker to pack some nice little punches and then dissapear and be my baby. It’s moveset probably is uh, magical leaf, leech seed, bullet seed, and breaking swipe :3

All of these are some of my favorite Pokémon but the next one up is Obstagoon,

Specifically if I could it’d be a shiny Obstagoon, maybe named Brutus or Cassius for the funnies (if anyone can’t tell all of my main first teams in pkm games get named after Roman’s for haha funny jokes that only I find haha funny). I’d probably try and get a Obstagoon with Guts as an ability for the vibes or whatever. Movepool would probably be obstruct, throat chop, x-scissor, and close combat

Sylveon is actually my #1 favorite Pokémon of all time and is required on all of my teams,

There’s Clodius lol (please my Sylveon always ends up being my bruiser too) but I’d keep a cute charm sylveon and my moveset would be. Draining kiss, disarming voice, psyshock, and play rough.

If anyone can tell I play Pokémon in a very “offense is the best defense” way, guns a blazing and all that jazz.

Next up is toxtricity,

I’d want an amped form Toxtricity and I’d name it like. Nero lol maybe Quinctilius even (gods know that when I try to get one I’m getting to number 5 before I got one with the right nature) but I’d figure out a witty funny name for it. The move pool would probably be, overdrive, toxic spikes, sludge bomb, and discharge (P.S this would be my gigantamax Pokemon in sword and shield)

Also Gallade :3 I like Gallade, a silly little knight.

His name would be Luci (short for Lucius Junius Brutus because I had to slip in one of my favorite Roman myth guys in there) he’d be my mega pokemon and it’d be silly. I’d try to get Justified but if not a sharpness Gallade would be fire too. Its movepool would be something like, psycho cut, psybeam, aura sphere, and close combat.

Finally, we have Falinks, the boy!!

His name would be Pompey. He’d be a silly group of guys. It’d have no retreat just because I like the animation, megahorn, brick break, and rock slide

That’s it :3 honorable mentions probably go to mimikyu, dedenne, meowstick, pidove line, primarina, meowscarada, and others. This is just the team I’d probably roll with and uh. I like pokemon :3 I don’t take any of the technical aspect seriously but there’s like story in the team and stuff

You probably romanced Haley from Stardew valley 🫵

I swear please I can’t keep confirming the T.B.A (tall, blond(e), asshole) allegations please I don’t even know how to play Stardew valley-

She’s so cute though

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO im a ghostttttt oOoOoOo I will spook ya >:3 /silly /j

A ghost? Like a ghost that goes and do mischievous things or the ones who spook the fuck out of you? /pf

Wait I see..

AAAAAAAAAAH A GHOST /silly

I will spoook you but in the sillest ways :33

like I'd make a slightly warm grilled cheese sandwich and just place it on the table

oOoOOOoOoOoOoO RaNdOm SaNdWiCh /silly /pf

Wait wait... IS THIS THE SILLY GHOST??

This you buddy?

Random sandwich omg 😭

The random sandwich is gonna be sad or happy if I don't eat it? I don't like sandwiches, like only two alters tolerate them... Ik shame on us guys /pf