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birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it, lets go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die
lmfao
if you pay me $50 i'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret
maybe i should do the boo radley challenge and stay in my house for 25 years and never leave
reblog for ur opinion
oh I see how it is! when you give away money it's called "kind" and "charitable" but when I give away money it's called a "bribe" and "illegal"
SKELETONS AREN'T SCARY
WE'RE FILLED WITH THIS PULSING, OOZING MEAT
AND Y'ALL THINK THAT SKELETONS ARE SCARY
THE MEAT'S SCARY
THE MEAT
BTS Incorrect Quote #11
Jungkook, pointing at a hedgehog: What's that?
Taehyung, who forgot the name: .. Stingy baby
If It chapter one isn’t a gay coming of age movie, then why does it take place during pride month?
theatre kids of tumblr. reblog this with that one role you know you’d be good for but you’ll never get
for me it’s hermes from hadestown. also maybe skimbleshanks but i think i could get that one if local theatre group did cats.
wow you guys LOVE this post i’ve gotten like 10 notes in the past ten minutes. i’d like to add that i would make an AMAZING orpheus because my range is the same and also i play guitar. unfortunately they do not love the concept of orpheus being a transmasc teenager. so
ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something
You probably romanced Haley from Stardew valley 🫵
I swear please I can’t keep confirming the T.B.A (tall, blond(e), asshole) allegations please I don’t even know how to play Stardew valley-
She’s so cute though
Joshua Macheath
I was going to post this like. With a bunch of other art of different characters but instead I just am bored and I don’t want to go draw Yvonne so the duo can be silly so
It’s the boy!! Both with the nonsensical background and without it, I just needed a background to fill out space so there it is lol ,:3
General trigger warning everything I say is like actually insane. Anyone who like, doesn’t want to hear about a kid exploding mayhaps skip over ,:3
At least with the impact and the heat of the orb of gold along with his jewelry suction cupping(/hj) himself to said orb of doom at least it is very likely that he just. Blipped, his brain probably conked out and then he just blew up. Which is not a good what to go but I don’t think he’d have much time to be in pain. He’d have maybe 30-45 seconds to be like “aaaa” and then he’s out. Then with the impact of the imperial gold death orb, Gaea, and Festus all exploding Octavian’s body got blown to bits or just incinerated. Which, bad news for his funeral but, I mean at least he wouldn’t be conscious for much of it. Of course this is assuming the giant orb of doom is hot enough from being tons and tons of magical gold concentrated together (though imperial gold probably operates differently the real gold? Seeing as If it didn’t I’d assume most people would not be able to swing around their gladii. Although I can’t calculate the weight of a golden Gladius due to the density and volume of a Gladius being like. Impossible information to come by but they’d be heavy and stuff) this also brings up the whole “how are we launching gold into the air if it’s gold.” But whatever I’m spiraling into a tangent.
Summary methinks Octavian just ka-pow and got dusted. Seeing as the imperial gold was like. Steaming if I remember correctly and I don’t think Festus racing in with a in fire Leo (I think he was on fire idk I don’t remember BoO) would help at all with the stability of said orb of doom. Have I put too much thought into his death? Mayhaps but uh. I also took time to consider the exact swing projection was of a character beating someone to death with a metal pole so really I expect only the worst from me lol. This brings up the bag of worms of how unstable a material imperial gold seems to be in high amounts and stuff, and like i want to know more about its properties because everything we learn about it just makes this metal more like. Whaaaa, okay yeah sorry I’m rambling
Just realized something in PJO
Since Octavian died via burning, he not only had a long and excruciatingly painful death, but if he has any loving family they won’t get his body back to bury it, because it’s completely charred
That’s horrifying. I get he’s a terrible person, but dang!
Woah I’m kinda late (sorry lii 😔) but
This is fire!!
Tags: @spheroz @pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid (couldn’t figure out your Octavian centric blog, get tagged on main 😁/silly) @shattered-glasswork, @cupioriot and like, idk everyone else whose super silly and rad (it’s all of you, all of you are super silly and rad)
pov: you’re in a horror movie
1. create your own look here
2. find out what role you are here
I kind of love the result I got :)
no pressure tags: @foodiewithdahoodie @queereldritch @elhaspowers @gothbower @ohfallingdisco @josephandjamie @josephfakingquinn @johnsimms @cuethemulti @can-of-pringles @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @nebulousfishgills @mimisempai @thelostsisters @lokisgoodgirl @cultofsheep @onesmainbitch @jcbbby @whumpzone @catboysienna @lussiane333 @erdarielthewhumper @abitofboth @galactic-magick @llywenn @chaos-monkeyy @highwarlockofphilly (only if you feel like playing, no pressure or anything 🥰)
if I didn’t tag you and you’d love to join, please don’t hesitate to do so. I’d love to see the results you got. everybody is welcome!
I MISS HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid THIS FEELS RELEVANT TO YOU BUT ALSO. I GOT AN ONION
look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat