Sir Damien - Tumblr Posts

Things I want:

- four arms

- 2 partners

- more Penumbra Podcast content

I'm almost done S2 of penumbra, just the sc finale left, so I'm sure his situation probably gets much more batshit, but Sir Damien is quite possibly the single funniest character in any media ever from an outside perspective. This fucking pathetic half drowned kitten of a man is one of the most renowned knights in the Citadel and usually very competent. He was also a poet. He somehow missed the fact that "salamander" was in reference to the fact that Marc could not fucking walk. He had One homerotic knife fight with a lizard and fell madly in love with him, and instead of realizing this like a normal person he immediately concluded that God/the lizard had cursed him. The lizard then kidnapped his fiance, for completely unconnected reasons. He rambled incoherently and/or waxed poetic about this lizard for over a week, specifically about his eyes, while intermittently shouting his fiance's name dramatically and breaking down whenever she's mentioned in conversation. His fiance lived in the lizard's house for all that time, and also gained feelings for the lizard at a more reasonable pace. He went to the end of the fucking earth chasing this lizard and didn't sleep for a week. Meanwhile, his fiance confessed her love for the lizard to the entire monster court, directly after the lizard was sentenced to death. Upon finding the lizard and attempting to kill him (lizard) for cursing him (Damien), his fiance bursts into the room begging him not to. He sees she is also in love with the lizard, and decides in the culmination of his weeks long existential crisis that she's an illusion made by the lizard and he'll kill them both. He was even bisexual.