Sister Bikini - Tumblr Posts
ace attorneys from the deep dark crevices of my inner psyche
didn't plan on doing a set today but i saw the first post and it spoke to me and after that i needed to commit so here we are
[ID: A series of digital drawings of Ace Attorney characters, juxtaposed with Tumblr and Twitter text posts.
1: Larry Butz is on the phone, saying, "Come get your boy, he just said "flabbergasted" in front of the hoes." Miles Edgeworth is giving him an unimpressed look.
2: Edgeworth rolls his eyes and looks away from a confused Dick Gumshoe, saying, "My bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills, by the way."
3: Edgeworth folds his arms, blushing a little as he says, "So what if I'm in love with you. Mind your damn business." Phoenix Wright, red-faced, gives him a bewildered look.
4: Maya Fey turns to a ghostly Mia Fey, saying, ""I could fix him"? Good for you. I'm gonna join him in his insanity." A speech bubble next to Maya pictures her and Phoenix together. Mia looks worried.
5: Maya whacks Phoenix on the head with a broom, crying, "I cast concussion!" [beats you over the head with my staff]
6: Phoenix is staring down at a magazine cover depicting Sister Iris and Sister Bikini, thinking, "Not to be vague, but not again, please."
7: Mia, being channeled by Pearl Fey, pats a sweating Phoenix on the back, saying, "God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns." Phoenix has lent Mia his blazer to cover herself up.
8: Dahlia Hawthorne, being channeled by Maya, hunches over in a panic, saying, "No, don't banish me from this realm, I'm just a cute silly girl!"
9: Maya has a smug smile on her face as she says, "I don't have baggage, I come with lore." Depicted behind her is the scene of Mia's death, the photograph of Misty Fey from the DL-6 incident, and Morgan Fey looming over Pearl.
10: Franziska von Karma has a weary smile on her face, sweating and clutching her arms, as she says, "Turns out that my "I refuse to learn a new skill unless I'm immediately good at it" tactic is sabotaging my entire life."
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DO NOT TAG AS MIA/PHOENIX OR MAYA/PHOENIX
I just need everyone to see this exchange.
They are menaces and I love them.
I love all of these and I love that they are official.
Gumshoe, Cody, and Lotta not knowing what a Wii is in the first one.
Edgeworth getting Will's autograph in the second. And Max Galactica doing a trick for Maya and Pearl (lemme headcanon it as the anime version he's a much more likable character there)
Desirée protecting Ron from Gumshoe (leave my boy alone, Gumshoe!) in the third. With Mia talking with Godot and Iris teaching Bikini how to play on the wii!
I love these so much!