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I agree except transgender is a real thing

I’m into politics because of people like you. I don’t want my children growing up with your ideals.

My Gender is Baby Shark

And my pronouns are doo/doo/ doo/ doo doo /doo /doo/ doo doo /doo /doo/doo

Respect me!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!

A.K.A "I am a lazy immature adult who wants to act like an irresponsible child and have no repercussions AND get sympathy for acting like an out of control, spoiled 3 year old!! And no one can say shit because then you're ABLEIST SCUM!""

Things I wish I was allowed to do as an undiagnosed autistic person

-have a comfort item or two for when my environment is too over stimulating -show discomfort when something interferes with my sensory issues -stop talking when I’m too tired or over stimulated without being questioned/ridiculed -openly stim in public places -use echolalia when it’s hard for me to come up with words on my own (when I’m tired or upset) -ask for accommodations for my sensory issues -have a meltdown without being mocked/accused of seeking attention/called over dramatic -tell people I dislike the word r*tard because I am autistic -refuse being touched without being questioned or accused of being rude -wear ear defenders in public and in the car because it’s too loud -talk about my special interests as much as I want to

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An aesthetic that first appears to be pure and basic Heterosexuals Are At It Again, but becomes increasingly uncomfortable until you finally understand: these babygrows (onesies) with parental professions on eBay.

An entrepreneurial sort, eBay user “justtheshirt” realized that for some people, the perfect gift for, say, the baby of a beekeeper is a onesie saying “Daddy’s Little Beekeeper.” In fact, the more obscure the profession, the more excited the customer will feel about the representation!

So they took a list of All the Professions, and generated a listing for each one. If someone buys a onesie, they can stamp it with whatever the listing said - and make a rather enormous profit, on a £3 onesie, having made exactly one design and used one script. Genius!

The issue is, they didn’t curate the list. Not a single human appears to have overseen this process. So they have inadvertently created some uncomfortably themed babywear, like “Daddy’s Little Maid,” “Daddy’s Little Nightwalker,” and “Daddy’s Little Courtesan.”

The database also contained a massive proportion of obscure Medieval English professions, like “fulker” and “meader” and “whipcord maker.” (The auto-generated listing enthuses something like, “the perfect gift for a whipcord maker - or just for someone who wishes they were one!”)

There are onesies for babies whose daddies are herbalists, muleteers and sacristans.

I have come full circle in my feelings about this and now I am all in favor of dressing babies in these, as long as the profession is incredibly obscure, and the daddy in question refuses to explain anything.

ETA: The link to his shop is here. I fucked it up in the OP.