Skeleton Posting - Tumblr Posts
I'm a skeleton, what are they gonna eat? Crows don't eat bones idiot. Get spooked
You're right, wizard hats aren't as cool as we think. They're cooler. I don't see corvids making nests on the brim of your skull, you mineral Muppet.
Oh yeah?? Well can a funky little friend (rabid possum I found in a dumpster) nest in your skull? No? Get skrekt (skeleton rekt) wizboy. Say bye Dr. K Soda! (That is his name)
HOW DO I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR
A QUESTION MANY ARE PONDERING IN MY INBOX
WELL FEAR NOT MY CHAOTIC COMPATRIOTS, I SHALL SHED CLARITY ON THE PROCESS WITH MY MIRROR SHIELD
JOIN FORCES WITH THE WIZARDS HERE. REBLOG THE POST TO SHOW YOUR VIGOR AND SUPPORT. COMMENT IN THE POST TO DECLARE YOUR INBOX IS OPEN FOR INVASION. HERE IS YOUR SPELL BOOK, BUT FEEL FREE TO MANIFEST YOUR OWN SPELLS
JOIN FORCES WITH THE SUPERIOR SKELETON LEGION. REBLOG THE POST TO INVOKE FEAR INTO OUR ENEMIES. COMMENT IN THE POST ABOUT THE EXCEPTIONAL MIGHT OF YOUR INBOX. WE MAY NOT HAVE SPELLS BUT WE HAVE COOL ENCHANTED WEAPONS.
IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE, USE ANY DOG EMOJI YOU HAVE 🐺🐶🐕🦺🐩🐕(EEEK) AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE VISIBLE ON YOUR ACCOUNT (NOT IN YOUR USERNAME, CHANGING YOUR USERNAME LEAVES THE OLD ONE OPEN FOR SOMETHING, THE DREADED LIFELESS PORN BOTS, TO TAKE)
also if i can be real for a sec, this isn't a "drive the wizards off the site" kind of war. this is a game on the playground at recess. this is calvin ball where you make it up as you go. this is simple, no-stakes, fuckery.
we want to encourage people to used blazed posts to not only build reinforcements for wizards and skeletons, but to also to support tumblr and the dev team to keep up their endearing nonsense. we can't do that by bullying and driving people off the site.
tumblr may be cringe, but its our cringe.
ALRIGHT? NOW LETS GET GOIN!
I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR ON THE SIDE OF THE WIZARDS
NYOHOHOHOHOHO~✨
LINK TO SKELETON WAR GUIDELINES
LINK TO SKELETON SIGN UP (HARRUMPH)
LINK TO OUR SPELL BOOK
LINK TO A COOL DOG
HOW TO PARTICIPATE
1: IF YOU WANT SKELETONS TO ATTACK YOU, COMMENT ON THIS POST ABOUT HOW BLAND AND DULL THEIR ARMOR LOOKS
2: GO OVER TO THE SKELETON SIGN UP POST, INVADE THE INBOXES OF ANYONE WHO MINDLESSLY COMMENTS, AND CAST A SPELL ON THEM (YOU SHOULD USE SPELL SUMMON BEAR)
3: POST ABOUT THE SKELETON WAR AND USE TAGS #skeleton war #skeleton war 2022 AND ALSO #wizardposting #wizard council
4: (OPTIONAL) BLAZE ONE OF YOUR SKELETON WAR POSTS TO ATTRACT MORE RECRUITS. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LINK TO THE GUIDELINES IN YOUR BLAZED POSTS
Come here my calcium comrades, and listen to this proposal!
Let's stand together to overcome this pest, for otherwise it will plague our merry doots and beloved afternoon grave dances for long after this war has ended!
Join forces with both wizards and mushrooms, and the spam bots shall cease!
Spam Bot Resistance Update
as some of you may know, i have called the factions of the skeleton war together for the common goal of defeating the dreaded Spam Bots
as our numbers are beginning to increase, i saw it fit to make a post briefing everyone on our plan.
first, of course we must all know how to properly combat a Spam Bot-see here:
but in order for us to truly make a difference we must spread the news to each corner of the Skeleton War, and beyond it. so i found it fitting for us to have our own tag, that we may find and support each other with no barriers for if we wish to win we must be united!
i have begun making use of the tag #spam bot resistance to represent our cause. this is still the skeleton war, but i felt we ought to have a way to find our comrades quickly.
remember, in order to turn Staffs gaze on these foul Bots, and put an end to the blight on this land, you mustnt merely block them, but report them as spam! these are the words we must spread, for the good of our home and for the good of the people here.
remember that Tumblr runs on word of mouth, so we will need not only to be fierce in battle, but quick in news.
good luck my brethren, of any type or alliance, and godspeed!
@8ball-wizard @mak-worse-imagination @basilikum7 @opalescent-apples @treerainer (hope you all dont mind the tags, just want to get word out there. let me know if it bothers you)