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Skyrim Crack Fic Ideas

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-Sheogorath meets the Joker. Chaos ensues. (Or, for Marvel fans, he meets Loki instead.)

-A Thalmor winds up in NYC (or any modern Earth city, for that matter). His/Her magicka no longer works.

-Miraak joins a book club, finds out he enjoys women’s fiction.

-An actual librarian shows up to Apocrypha and cleans house.

-Ulfric and Tullius have to share a one-room flat.

-An archaeologist discovers a Dwemer music player. The Dwemer made some really cool mixtapes.

-Skyrim vampires really do sparkle.

-Hermaeus Mora finally takes a nap, or tries to, anyway. (He always sounds like he needs caffeine to me.)

-Rieklings discover coffee.

-Nazeem actually shows up to the Cloud District, gets kicked out.

-The Dragonborn takes an arrow to the knee.