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why do all smut scenes have some sort of variation of this scene??

"you ripped my panties! those were expensive!"

"i'll buy you new ones~,"

me: *rolls eyes and looks into the invisible camera like i'm from the office*

It just occurred to me that some people don't realize that 9/11 led to 50 shades of grey so

1- 9/11 happens

2- Gerard Way witnesses it and thinks about life

3- Gerard quits his job and starts a band (my chemical romance)

4- Stephanie Mayer is inspired my MCR and writes twilight

5- E.L. James wrote fanfiction based on twilight (50 shades of gray)

6- 50 shades gets published 10 years after 9/11

So I was trying to find out when choking became a popular fetish (i don't remember what made me think of this, don't ask) and google was not giving any answers but eventually I found out it was first depicted in a novel made in 1791. People were reading kinky smut in the 1700s.

Also - apparently some dude in 1718 died of autoerotic asphyxiation so it's been around for longer, but there is smut from 1791 that is still readable (I found a pdf, I'm going to read it with my friend soon) and it's called "Justine (Les infortunes de la vertu)" by Marquis de Sade but I've seen it just being called "Justine" so

And it's a French book from during the French revolution. There is kinky 1790s smut that was published during the French revolution