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God has forsnaken them

Please this I need this to be canon

*Aziraphale and Crowley sitting outside, on a park bench*

Aziraphale: Crowley dear, I heard a joke I think you would find amusement in, would you like to hear it?

Crowley: *does a slight wave of hand* Go ahead then.

Aziraphale: What's a snake's favorite school subject?

Crowley: "Hiss"tory. Honestly, Angel you think I haven't heard that before?

Aziraphale: No. It's math.

Crowley, slightly taken aback: *raises an eyebrow* Math?

Aziraphale: Mhm. Because of the adders.

Crowley: I-