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Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey in a nutshell
The Black cousins in Harry's mind:
• Sirius, the handsome
• Bellatrix
• Malfoy's mum
• Sane Bellatrix
• Regular Bloke
The Black cousins in Harry's mind:
• Sirius, the handsome
• Bellatrix
• Malfoy's mum
• Sane Bellatrix
• Regular Bloke
The Black cousins in Harry's mind:
• Sirius, the handsome
• Bellatrix
• Malfoy's mum
• Sane Bellatrix
• Regular Bloke
The Black cousins in Harry's mind:
• Sirius, the handsome
• Bellatrix
• Malfoy's mum
• Sane Bellatrix
• Regular Bloke
Astrology observation #4
By : Brielledoesastrology (tumblr)
Lets go.....
Surprisingly from what i've seen people with more challenging aspects to their sun like square and opposite makes more friends than people with their sun being positively aspected. I honestly don't know why to be honest but at the same time they still have an attitude problem and are disliked by other people too most of the time but at the same time they still managed to have a lot of tons of friends 😂. Is it only me who notices this??? Because most of the popular guys and popular girls in my school all of them have more challenging aspects to their sun than good aspects.
If you meet someone with sun squares or opposite mars be careful ok...., If you do something wrong to them they will get revenge. But at the same time their ego is very easy to break.
People with venus conjunct sun are always praised and well liked by other people.
If you have your asteroid nemesis (128) in leo, be careful because you attract enemies that like to expose stuff even if it is not your fault at all. You may also attract enemies that will try to take your spotlight away from you. (Example : kim garam,
Women with moon square saturn have experienced older people (especially older women most of the time) criticized them for having a round belly
If someone has mars conjunct uranus in their astrology natal chart. It is like every time you expect them to be mad they wont be mad, but then when it is all peaceful and you don't expect them to be mad or angry or doing anything then they are suddenly angry. 😂 Wtf.
People who have their sun in their 3rd house, other people always accuse them of being annoying sometimes for no reason at all. Even if the sun is well aspected people are still gonna accuse them of being annoying. Idk why.
People with the dwarf planet orcus (90482) prominent in their astrology natal chart always still become famous even after their death. Idk why. (Example : princess diana, donald trump, JonBenét Ramsey, dream the minecraft youtuber and etc). Can any astrologer explain this???
wonwoo is for the girlies who grew themselves up, who developed themselves by themselves within themselves, who were never the chosen ones, who were always held back in school despite having massive amounts of talent, who are organized, who had a rushed childhood, who aren't the best-treated sibling, who is stoic, who have massive weights on the head with nowhere to put down, who are a quiet kid with suppressed bubbly side, who thinks they are hard to love, who are not easy to understand, who are combinations of contradictions.
Random doodles i did on call w friends!!!!
Omg, would you make a chibi Iron Bull, but in a ridiculous way, where his body is way bigger than his head instead? I think it'd be amazing. If you decide to do it, I hope you have fun with it! I hope you have a great day!
died laughing, this was so fun to do thank you! also bonus Dorian
The Signs as Contradictions
Aries: bold but soft - the delicate fighter
Taurus: loves you, but also loves them - the finicky sweetheart
Gemini: outspoken but awkward - the extrovert that chokes
Cancer: emotional but strong - the angry cryer
Leo: generous but manipulative - the circumstantial giver
Virgo: introvert but outgoing - the shy kid with many friends
Libra: peace maker but rebellious - the adventurer that calls their parents
Scorpio: stoic but loving - the straight faced responder
Sagittarius: hardworking but lackadaisical - the determined procrastinator
Capricorn: shy but show offy - the outspoken introvert
Aquarius: silly but responsible - the straight A’d class clown
Pisces: free spirited but orderly - the goal oriented wanderer
skz + toys
let's switch things up. yeah, dick is good - but what sex toy would each guy be most into including in your intimate moments together?
how do we feel about this layout? the three photos for each member? how we likin it? do we like it? do we not? gimme thots, whores.
chris - spreader bar
breeding kink incoming - he's going to want your legs spread as wide as possible for him any time you're having sex, and he's always a tiny bit irritated when you get so overstimulated that you close your legs. quit doing that - he's gotta have the right angle and be as close to you (aka as deep as possible) to get it to take, you know? he'll probably introduce the bar to you as a means of fun at first - but then it has a purpose when the two of you discuss actually having a kid. he'll have your legs over his shoulders and the bar back behind his head at some point. (though bc of this position there have been times where you've pulled back and hit him in the head with the bar. that hurt.)
minho - handcuffs
less of a sex toy, more of something that just gets involved. you test his patience when he tells you to keep your hands above your head and don't listen to him, making him hold them there. but if he has to do that then how is he going to caress your body and hold your hips up to fuck into you? so he gets handcuffs and cuffs one wrist - wrapping the chain behind one of the bed posts and then cuffing the other so you can't pull your hands down. now, you have to behave.
changbin - dildo (for DP)
you'd mentioned it in the past while drunkenly babbling to bin about things you wanted to inevitably try. he's fine with dp - but can you handle it? he decides to try it out one night, offering up a thinner cock for your hole and pushing into your pussy with a soft hum; the latter being thinner because obviously he's on the thicker side. you shouldn't push it for your first time - but if you think he's going to be overwhelmingly gentle while fucking into you with his hips and the hand holding the toy? you'd be wrong.
hyunjin - wand
what's better than a simple vibrator? uh, the fact that he whips this shit out without telling you is what's better. he'd gotten it as an anniversary present for you while he's away but now is a great time to use it! so he does, while he has you on all fours with your face pushing into the bed. the overstimulation that follows him pressing the toy to your clit as he fucks into you from behind is enough to have you squealing, trying to crawl away from the feeling. he chuckles, free hand wrapped tight around your hip to hold you close. "where are you going?~"
jisung - gag + blindfold
he's experimenting with sensations and - what's it called? sensory deprivation? he wants to see how it affects you - and then how it feels on him. you can expect once he whips these out that he's going to ask you to use them on him, and once you do he'll be a mess. whining, gasping, whimpering and choking on his own spit (and yours when it drips into his mouth) as you ride him. he loves it, being able to feel you and run his hands over your body but not being able to see anything. the gag is only for when he really wants to get rough with you - or you with him.
felix - rose toy
another vibrator enjoyer - ugh, don't blame him. except unlike hyunjin and using it on you while he fucks you, he wants to just. watch. he wants to hold the toy to your clit and watch you writhe almost immediately, body tensing and relaxing and tensing all over again as you toss your head back and gasp. he'll smile, chin resting in his palm as he watches it all happen. he loves watching you in your most vulnerable moments like this - like gauging your reactions on if he moves it one way or another.
seungmin - paddle
he likes spanking you - okay? but sometimes his palm ends up bruised and sometimes, that fucking sucks for practice or recording or shit of the likes. plus, people see it. he has photos taken of him constantly. so he switches to using a paddle on you instead and god, he loves it. it saves him the sting of the hit and he can hit a little harder with it. it almost always ends up bruising your ass, but he'll make it up to you by pressing kisses to the bruises and marks, rubbing his hands over the sore areas to soothe them. (sometimes. other times he's just ruthless and lets you whimper about it.)
jeongin - cockring
test him. test his limits. he wants you to ride him to the furthest extent - push yourself and milk him for all he's got when you decide he's done enough to deserve it. he's so eager to please but he wants you to be the one to decide when he finally gets to come. when he does - by god, expect so much. he's going to be painting you with fucking ropes of cum wherever you want him to; inside, on your face, in your mouth. he'll do it wherever - just let him come.
(Reader has no name! I use (Y/N) and pronouns she/her.)
Bangchan: He wouldn’t tease you really. He’d reassure you that it’s normal and there’s no need to be embarrassed. He would kiss all over your face until your blush disappears and you giggle.
“You feeling better?” He asks, smiling at Y/N.
Y/N nods, “Feel better but I’m still thinking about my dream.”
He grins, “We can make your dream reality if you tell me what it was.”
“I’m too embarrassed.”
“I’ve seen every beautiful part of you and we have done everything known to man, sweetheart.”
Y/N takes a deep breath as she plays with her shirt, “I was just dreaming about your arms and how you pin me down, Chan. I love it when you do that.”
“That’s what has you so worked up?” He asks, “The thought of me pinning you down is what made you wake up moaning my name?”
Y/N blushes, “Shut up.”
He laughs and kisses her again, “I have no complaints about it, sweetheart. I love knowing how much you desire me. You have no idea how many times I’ve had dreams about you and woke to find I came in my pants.”
“You dirty boy.” Y/N laughs.
He grins and looks down between her legs and licks his lips, “Would you rather go back to sleep or have me bring your dream to life?”
Y/N gulps, “I’d much rather you fuck me back to sleep.”
He takes his shirt off and trips getting out of his pants causing her to laugh. He jumps on her making her squeal as he starts kissing all over her face again, “No one would know you’re horny with how much you’re laughing.”
“You’re the only one who needs to know I’m horny.”
He looks down at her and his face lights up, “I know we are both horny and craving sex but can I just say you are so beautiful.”
“Tell me after you fuck me because after that dream I really need you.”
He groans and the sound goes straight between her legs. She loved dreaming about him and all the inappropriate things they do together and even though it is sometimes embarrassing when he catches her, there was nothing she loved more than when those dreams came to life because reality was always better and he was always so thoughtful and caring even through all the sexual tension.
Y/N gasps as he suddenly starts taking her clothes off, leaving her naked and exposed. His eyes rake over her body and he groans at the sight.
“I am so thankful that you get horny when you’re sleeping.”
Y/N laughs loudly but he silences her with a kiss and the two of you get lost in a world that is entirely yours.
Changbin: “You wannnnnnt me.” He smirked.
She blushed, “Shut up.”
He laughed, “(Y/N), you have no idea how much I desire you every day and to know you desire me even when you sleep brings me joy and also makes me horny.”
She snorted out a laugh, “You’re always horny.”
“Seems to me that you are too.” He grinned.
He moved closer causing her stomach to tighten. His breath was hitting her lips and she wanted nothing more than to kiss him and slide her tongue into his mouth and to feel his tongue in hers.
“Tell me what you were dreaming about that got you so turned on.” He spoke, hand on the inside of your thigh. You were craving for it to go higher.
(Y/N) blushed, "You'll just tease me more."
He only grinned and moved his hand up further.
He's such a smartass, she thought.
"I can tease you as much as you'd like, sweetheart." He smiled.
"I know you would." (Y/N) replied, rolling her eyes.
He squeezed her thigh and leaned in closer to whisper in her ear, "So tell me what you were dreaming about, baby. I want to make it happen for you. Give you something else to dream about tomorrow."
His voice sent shivers down her spine and she knew she wouldn't be able to resist him.
She never fucking could.
So as soon as she told him she dreamt that she was riding him into the mattress and he was grabbing at her ass, he wasted no time in ripping their clothes off, his lips attached to every inch of her skin.
"Tomorrow you're going to wake up from another dream and I'm going to make that one come true."
"If we had sex every time I dreamed about you we would never actually rest." She admitted.
He stared at her, (Y/N) felt her stomach tighten at his face, but she didn't have time to think about it because he was on her and the rest of the world faded away the moment his body was against hers.
Han: "Tell me, baby. I want to know all about the things I was doing to you in your dream."
(Y/N) gulped as he pushed her to her back, hovering over her so he could stare down at her with that damn smirk on his face.
"Who said I was dreaming about you?" She teased.
He smirked and pushed her thighs open, his fingers digging into the soft flesh like he knew she liked it, "You wouldn't let me do this to you if you were dreaming about anyone else, sweetheart. Besides, I fuck you too good for you to ever want to be with another man."
He wasn't wrong and he knew it. He always knew how weak you were for him and he used it to his advantage. Just like he was doing now.
"It was just a normal sex dream." (Y/N) replied, a blush on her cheeks.
"I don't think it was because you're extremely wet right now." He grinned, placing his hand against her through her thin shorts.
She groaned, "You mother fucker."
He laughed and leaned down to kiss her softly, "Not a mother fucker but I'm definitely a you fucker."
She glared at him, "You always have a smart reply for everything."
"Well if you tell me your dream then I won't talk no more. I'll just fuck you until you fall into a dreamless sleep."
(Y/N) stuttered a bit as she tried getting her words out, "You're awful! Why can't I just get myself off and go to bed?"
His fingers trailed up under her shorts, "Because you can't touch yourself as well as I can. I can make you fall apart on my fingers, baby. You're going to struggle to get yourself there."
Once again, he wasn't wrong.
His fingers trailed lightly over the front of her underwear causing her to groan. She grabbed his arms, "Stop talking and just fuck me. Tomorrow we're going to pretend this never happened."
"If you think I'm going to forget you got this wet just dreaming about me you're wrong. I'm going to keep that in my mind for the rest of my life."
She went to argue him but he was kissing her and every other thought flew out of her head apart from him fucking her into the mattress.
She really loved this man even if he could be a major pain in the ass sometimes, but he was her pain in the ass and she wouldn't want it any other way.
Felix: "Come on, (Y/N), tell me what has you squirming under me right now. What were you dreaming about?"
She let out a shaky breath, "Just thought of you and your mouth."
He smiled at her, "Yeah? Where was my mouth at?"
She blushed, "You know where it was."
"I do. I just want to hear your pretty mouth say the word."
(Y/N) was always amazed by him because he always seemed so soft in front of others but when it was just them he turned into such a filth mouth. That was part of the reason she had the dream she did.
"It was between my thighs."
He shook his head and grinned as he moved between her legs, "Close but not exactly what I want to hear."
She groaned, "You're killing me."
He chuckled, "Let me hear you say the word and I'll give you something better than your dreams."
(Y/N) knew that she would absolutely never live this down.
"Your mouth was on my pussy!" She exclaimed, blushing.
"That's a good girl."
He settled between her stomach and grabbed for her underwear. Her stomach racing even though they have done this a million times. She didn't think she'd ever get used to having someone as wonderful as him in her life, but she was excited to have forever with him and figure it all out along the way.
"I want you to wake me up anytime you're horny, baby." He smiled, kissing her thigh as he pulled her underwear down, "I always love making you feel good."
She covered her eyes as he peeled her underwear away and tossed them to the floor, "Felix, please."
He let out a low chuckle, "Your dream got you this turned on, sweetheart?"
(Y/N) just mumbled under her breath causing him to laugh. She was about to scold him but his lips were suddenly on her and the only thing she could focus on was the way his mouth felt.
Nothing else in the world mattered to her at that moment.
Minho: "You're such a good girl."
(Y/N) kept her hands on her face as Minho took her clothes off. She knew it would happen as soon as she woke up moaning his name. She wasn't expecting to find him already awake staring at her but when she saw the look on his face, oh yeah, she knew.
What was going to happen in the next little while would be so much better than her dreams but she was still nervous. She figured she'd always be nervous because she loved him so much and he always made her feel things.
"Minho." She whined.
He smiled at her, "Can't let my angel go to bed horny can I?"
(Y/N) removed her hands and looked at him as he moved between her legs, "I didn't think you'd be awake."
"I woke up to the sounds of you moaning and to my surprise you were still asleep. Wasn't expecting you to moan my name and arch that pretty little back off the bed."
He was going to be her end.
"Minho, get some rest. You really don't have to worry about me."
"What kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't get you off, sweetheart? Now you're going to lay there and look all pretty while I do all the things that I want to do to you."
She gulped and grabbed at the sheets. She'd never get used to his mouth either, physically and verbally.
"I'll make sure for the next week you don't have these dreams of yours because I'm going to fuck you every night."
She whined, "Baby, please."
"Love hearing you whine for me." He groaned, "Wish I knew what I was doing to you in your dream but that's okay because I'm about to do it all even better."
Her head was spinning. It was a good thing they didn't have any plans for the rest of the week because she knew she was in for it and that she wouldn't be in any kind of shape to be in public after he was done with her.
She really fucking loved this man.
He disappeared down between her thighs and every other rational thought she was forming also disappeared.
Hyunjin: "Tell me what I was doing to you."
(Y/N) took a deep breath, "You were fucking me raw."
He cussed and pushed her legs further apart as he crawled between them. His obvious erection straining against his boxers. The sight had her mouth watering.
"Yeah? You want me to do that to you right now, sweetheart? It's so late and you're craving my cum leaking out of you. What a dirty girl."
(Y/N) whine at his words, "Hyunjin, please."
"Love it when you beg."
He reached down and pulled his cock out of his boxers, rubbing it against her pussy. She mentally scolded herself for always sleeping naked, but at the same time it felt too good that she really didn't care. She hoped he fucked her while she slept one night. She'd have to bring that up afterwards.
"Just fuck me." She begged, "Want you."
"Mhm, I know. I heard those sweet noises you were making." He grinned, "Wish I knew exactly how I was fucking you."
(Y/N) gulped before speaking, "From behind. You were taking me from behind and spanking me as you fucked me."
She knew when he hit it from behind he often lost his mind because it was his favorite position.
He had her on her hands and knees before she could even notice his reaction to her words.
"If that's what my baby wants that's what she'll get."
He spanked her ass causing her to gasp. He groaned at the sight of his hand print on her skin. He'd have to take some more photos to add to his collection.
"You ready for me, baby? Going to fuck you so good and make sure you're leaking of me all night."
She groaned and pushed back against him, "Fuck me right now or I'm getting my dildo."
That was all she needed to say before he pushed his cock in her.
(Y/N) knew a fucking dildo would never compare to the real thing but it was always a nice threat to get him to do what she wanted. They'd have a lot of washing to do tomorrow but they both know that it would be worth it, even if it wouldn't stay clean long.
Seungmin: "Sweetheart, I can't give you what you want if you don't tell me what it is I was doing to you in your dreams."
(Y/N) groaned causing him to laugh, "Do I have to tell you?"
"If you want me to fuck you then yes." He replied, "I need to know what you were dreaming of that had you grinding against my leg in the middle of the night."
She'd be embarrassed if they hadn't been together so long. She was only blushing because it was the first time he caught her. She could usually wake up, get herself off and go back to sleep without him knowing.
"I thought about the night when you came home a couple months ago. I really wanted you and you took me in every room of the house. You were fucking me into the bed so good and I was making marks on your back."
He let out a soft groan, "I'm going to have to fuck you in every room tomorrow then, sweetheart. Consider all our plans canceled."
He kissed her before she could argue and she melted against his lips. They were so soft, tender and always knew how to get her blood racing.
(Y/N) was absolutely in love with this man even though he could be a tease and purposely make her squirm. She couldn't imagine living this life with anyone else.
"Do you want me to fuck you into the mattress right now, princess?" He asked, licking her bottom lip, "Want me to make you cum?"
(Y/N) groaned and grabbed his shoulders, "If you don't then I'm going to kick your ass because I could have gotten myself off."
He laughed and kissed her nose, "I would never leave you hanging, baby. As hot as it is to think about you touching yourself, I would much rather be the one making you cum."
He pulled her hips down and wrapped her legs around his waist, You're already so wet that I don't even need to get your ready."
She groaned in embarrassment but he was smiling away. He loved making her get like this, all flushed and squirmy. He felt blessed to be the one to see her this way.
"Fuck me and shut up."
He could tell how needy she actually was because she was being snippy and he loved it. She always got so mean when she was horny and it was such a turn on knowing she wanted him that bad.
Even in her fucking dreams.
"I'll fuck you good, baby. You won't have to dream about me fucking you anymore because you can just wake me up by riding my cock."
(Y/N) opened her mouth to say something but it turned into a moan when his cock started pushing inside of her.
"I'll make sure you sleep so good afterwards, angel." He promised.
And he never failed to keep a promise.
Jeongin: "Jeongin, stop looking at me like that!" (Y/N) scolded.
But he really couldn't help it. He woke up to find his girlfriend moaning his name while she was dreaming. How could he not be amused and smug at the fact?
"You're so beautiful, baby. Even more beautiful when you're moaning for me like that."
She let out a scoff, "You're annoying."
"Can't be too annoying if you're desperate for my cock at one in the morning." He grinned.
She could only cover her face in embarrassment causing him to chuckle. He pulled her hands away and leaned down to kiss her.
"You don't know what it does to me to know you want me that bad, sweetheart. To know you desire me even in your state of unconsciousness makes me so hard. I want you so bad."
She let out a small whimper, "You're such a fucking tease. If you want me then fuck me."
He smiled at her, "Oh, I'm going to fuck you, princess. I'd never dream of letting you go to bed horny."
She rolled her eyes, "You're a menace to society I hope you know that."
"I do but you're the only one who matters to me so whatever everyone else thinks it isn't important." He kissed her softly and he could feel all the sass leave her body. It seemed she always softened up when he kissed her.
"Fuck." She groaned, "Don't stop kissing me."
"I don't want to, angel, but if you want me to fuck you then I need to make sure you really want to. I need verbal consent."
"You have it! Fuck me, Jeongin. Make me cum on your cock!"
He cussed and dug his nails into her hips, "And you say I'm the menace?"
She laughed at his reaction, "You're the one taking your time when you could have been in me forever ago."
He bit her lip causing her to gasp then licked it to soothe any pain she felt, "I'm promising you now that the next time I wake to find you moaning for me in your dreams, that I'm going to wake you up and fuck you so hard that you fall right back to sleep before you can say a single word to me."
"I really hope you keep that promise then, baby." (Y/N) said, smiling at him.
She knew he would. She also knew that he really wouldn't fuck her without knowing she was okay with it, but the thought of him taking her when she was still sleepy and out of it actually turned her on.
"You with me?" He asked.
She nodded, "I'm here and I'm waiting for your cock."
He chuckled, "Alright, sweetheart since you seem to want it so bad. Your next dream won't even compare to what I'm about to do to you."
She knew no matter what kind of dream she had next that it would never compare to the real thing, but it was still fun to think about how he'd react to her dreaming about him again.
Still turned her on to think of all the late night things they would do.
But for now she could only focus on his cock suddenly sliding inside her.
Who needed dreams when she had this for her reality?
Words can't even describe how much I loved this
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