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Okay so can someone please agree with me that the Ice giants are like Canadian/Russia?? Or basically anywhere that gets pretty cold.
I'm Canadian and I've seen people booking it down the street in only a t-shirt and shorts in winter! Multiple times each year! Hell some people even wear flip flops and sandals when it's snowing out! Not to mention the people who bike in winter! (This is not just a Canadian thing too!)
So why can't the ice planets do the same? It'd be so funny for earth to be freezing his ass of while Uranus is just chilling there in a t-shirt and sandals with a piña colada in hand having the time of his life!
Where's my Neptune and Uranus who don't give a shit about how cold it is no matter how much Jupiter or Saturn yells a them? Those two fuckers refuse to wear anything but their T-shirts because "It's to hooootttttt" while Jupiter is freezing his butt off trying to convince them to wear a appropriate clothing for their placement on the solar system, hell let their moons in on the fun! Why not!
Anyways thank you for coming to late night rambling with Thunder <3
New headcannon that has plagued me since I’ve lost my phone and couldn’t write it down :D
Earth could feel every living creature on his surface, it felt like billions of ants were swarming his entire body, he could feel their little legs leaving an icky feeling behind that never really goes away. And with no away to get the feeling to stop, Earth just have to live with it like everything else his Earthlings do to him.
Aka Earthlings and other creatures feel like ants to Earth, because if he can feels when we drill into his surface what’s to say he can’t feel us walking as well?
I wonder if Neptune make Triton babysitter his other moons so they won’t have to deal with the isolation of his orbits provides.
like he knows how harmful his orbit can be to a planet, it won’t be fair to make his moons go through the same thing, by keeping them away from other moons they could play with, he feel bad for making Triton look after them all the time but the alternative of them being locked into such a lonely and depressing job like his is fair worse, Triton may not 100% under the true depths of what his orbit could do to a planet, but Neptune would rather have the moon being upset at him rather then him and his other moon lose their mind and very being like he did.
Neptune feel it’s better for him to be more lonely without his moon then put them in a possession where they could end up like him, rather then have Triton take care of them, with the other planets close by if they need help or it Triton need time for himself.
And with that his also protecting them from the consequences of having a job like his (being the protector of the solar system) if they were so to him they could put in active danger.
OMG I loved your drawing of Canadian Uranus and Neptune!!! Could you do more??
-love from the UK! 🇬🇧
Thank you so much I’m glad you like them!
If you have anymore requests feel free to drop them in my inbox, I’m happy to do more!
+ extra of Saturn trying to get them to wear appropriate clothing
Text since my handwriting is bad lol
Neptune: was convinced by fluff on his jacket
Uranus: wasn’t so easily convinced
Saturn: “please Uranus, just wear the coat”
Saturn: just trying to get her kids to be warm