Some Of The League Members Dont Know Steph Is Messing With Bats And Just Think The Watchtower Has A Personal Delivery Lady - Tumblr Posts

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How do each of the Batkids break into the Watchtower to mess with Bruce in front of the other members of the Justice League?

Dick: back in his Robin days, he clung to the back of Bruce's cape and every time Bruce turned around, he made faces to get the whole Justice League to laugh

Jason: draws fake claw marks, drenches himself in water, and pretends he encountered Killer Croc while crawling through the drain

Tim: log in to the Watchtower's computer, change the screensaver to one with a tiny picture of Bruce in the corner, and slowly enlarge it each day until someone notices

Damian: keeps calling the Watchtower's main line with inane questions ("Father, how do I save a file?" "Father, how do I rid the toilet of human waste?")

Duke: he doesn't. Bruce is anxiously waiting for the day it's Duke's turn but it never comes, leaving him perpetually wondering when and how

Stephanie: poses as a pizza delivery girl with a mustache, insists the ten extra larges with anchovy and pineapple are theirs, and refuses to leave without a tip

Cassandra: waits in the rafters until someone suggests ordering food and then chimes in with what she wants

Barbara: copies Bruce's ID badge, lets herself in, cancels Bruce's presentations, and gives her own

Harper and Cullen: it's a team effort. Cullen creates a distraction by messing with the power while Harper crawls through the vents AirDropping each hero a picture of their civilian selves

Carrie: slowly drifts in the vacuum of space outside the window, licking the glass


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