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For Scum Villain fandom specifically I have to say that the deciding factor in whether I adopt a headcanon or not is whether I think it's funny.
Do I think Shen Yuan was ill in his first life? Yes, because I think it's extremely funny if he was ill in his first life, got a brand new life with superpowers (cultivation) and boosted health, and then immediately got slapped with another fucking chronic illness (Without-A-Cure.) I think that is the funniest sequence of events and thus the correct one.
Do I think that Shen Yuan was on the very low end of his twenties, barely college-age, when he transmigrated? Yes, because I think it's hilarious if the rest of the Peak Lords have unknowingly been "shixiong"ing a fuckin sophmore
And lastly, do I think that Shen Jiu never went to the brothels for sex and ultimately died a virgin? Yes, because that sets the stage for SY!SQQ to later trip over some kind of virginity-detecting critter or plant (you KNOW the PIDW setting has to have these somewhere, c'mon), not even knowing that it's something he has to think about avoiding, and whoops getting outed as a virgin in front of the entire cultivation world, and that would be hilarious
type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin
a computer mouse is the computer's hand and you are holding hands when you scroll on the internet
jobs i think the characters should have if sburb never happened and they had average lives and stuff
kanaya: worker at a fancy crunchy organic grocery store she can't afford to shop at
dirk and vriska: starbucks baristas
dave: "entrepreneur" (unemployed)
jane: actual entrepreneur until she marries a guy at 20 merges her finances has two kids ends up as a housewife and is subsequently forced to abandon her business plans and later gets ditched for a younger girl but her husband won't divorce her because he doesn't want to pay alimony
jade: target worker
john: used to be a security guard before she stopped showing up to work and subsequently got fired. doesn't leave the house
jake: gamestop employee who hides from customers and browses movie forums 75% of the time
roxy: consultant
karkat: middle school english teacher
rose: middle school english teacher also
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Butches that are boyfriends that are girlfriends that are wives that are husbands. ♥︎
People who don’t know Fire & Blood after watching next weeks trailer:
Can’t wait for the next episode! It’s going to be epic!
People who do know Fire & Blood after watching next weeks trailer:
I will be forwarding my therapy bills to HBO for what they about to make me witness.
i love characters with prominent noses. the only reason i’ve ever given a character a small nose is to fulfill a diversity quota
Ornstein&Smough and Godskin Duo performing in the same festival guys omg who else is goingg
context being. I do not usually listen to rock or metal or whatever, intention was 'setting the mood'! turns out there is such thing as setting the mood too hard
also does anyone have voiceclaims for these guys lmfao. ornstein especially. what do these images sound like to you
I LOVE when Taehyun & Beomgyu pass the slay (sing one after another)
context: terzo lost a bet and became a pole dancer for a night.
this all came from this fuckin photo.