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S6: Who Am I?
I have never done a ho route. I almost always choose to be a super loyal angel baby. Because I can't even hurt the feelings of pixels without intense guilt (I used to be Catholic and it shows). So I don't know how it happened but like... I'm on a ho route. And I'm being MEAN.
I started off being here for Marshall when he comes in. I saw his sprite and he ticks all the boxes. ✔Alt Boy ✔Man Bun ✔Beard ✔Tattoos ✔Smirk
So since I was just biding my time, I started on Lewie's route. Because he seemed like he'd be boring and easy to ditch. Like that one guy whose name I can't even remember from S4. The writer. Sooooo boring. Anyway. Lewie is absolutely lovely. A human puppy who is so sweet and enamored of MC. Love it. BUT, he got overly attached and I feel bad because I know I'm gonna hurt him. So I started over and chose Ryan. A fine decision. He gives me ALL the ick. Everything about him from design to personality. It's a no for me, dawg. So I started stringing Ryan along, kissing him and then going cold on him, but I quickly realized that I cannot deal with him and started being very dismissive to downright mean. I told him several times that I'm not feeling super sure about him and that I'm open to talking to others. I basically threw him at my sister. But he's still being a stage five clinger. After Amelia got stuck with him (thanks, sis!) I decided to just graft on everyone. And you guys. OZZY. I am 100% eating my words about him. His looks do nothing for me (Marshall is probably his brother but the beard makes a huge difference), but Ozzy is sweet and respectful and trying so hard to be loyal to Grace. And I feel horrible because I really like Grace a lot. But... I have kissed this man at every single opportunity. I have grafted my ass off. I forced him to admit in front of everyone that MC is the islander he fancies most. All the while, Ryan is skulking around in the shadows making sad eyes at MC, writing poems about his penis, and talking about being loyal to her. I never asked for any of that, babes. Now here's Roberto. He's super hot. Does nothing else for me though. There's a slippery, creepy quality to him and how he memorized all my favorite things that I don't like. But I made out with him anyway. Then came back and rubbed it in Ryan's face.
Did S5 break me so much that I no longer give fucks? Who even am I this season? I guess I'm finally in my villain era 🐍.
🎶 Look what you made me do, look what you made me do...🎵