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2 years ago

Okay, so Grace can have my mother's maiden name and the names of my first pet and street I grew up on. She can have my social security number, the keys to my car, and all my credit cards. She can walk on me in high heels. This gorgeous goddess can fucking tear up my Taylor Swift concert ticket and toss the remnants in my face, and I'd still say "Thank you, ma'am," then offer her a foot massage.

Also, it's strange how much Ryan in game does nothing for me, just fuck all, because he looks way, way too young and I find the descriptions of his intense eye contact to be uncomfortable, but here... why he got Matthew Gray Gubler vibes and why I suddenly feeling tingly? Not Grace level zaps, but like... there's a little tingle in my Pringle. I don't like that.

Lewie, he's a doll in the game, but like, I wonder if the artist who drew him to look exactly like Joe Alwyn is now having a panic attack as the the more unhinged of the Swifties have begun baring their fangs in Joe's direction, right as the season began šŸ˜‚

Okay, So Grace Can Have My Mother's Maiden Name And The Names Of My First Pet And Street I Grew Up On.

Ok i couldn't help 😬

Season 6 OG islanders

Ok I Couldn't Help
Ok I Couldn't Help
Ok I Couldn't Help
Ok I Couldn't Help
Ok I Couldn't Help
Ok I Couldn't Help
Ok I Couldn't Help

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2 years ago

S6: Who Am I?

I have never done a ho route. I almost always choose to be a super loyal angel baby. Because I can't even hurt the feelings of pixels without intense guilt (I used to be Catholic and it shows). So I don't know how it happened but like... I'm on a ho route. And I'm being MEAN.

I started off being here for Marshall when he comes in. I saw his sprite and he ticks all the boxes. āœ”Alt Boy āœ”Man Bun āœ”Beard āœ”Tattoos āœ”Smirk

So since I was just biding my time, I started on Lewie's route. Because he seemed like he'd be boring and easy to ditch. Like that one guy whose name I can't even remember from S4. The writer. Sooooo boring. Anyway. Lewie is absolutely lovely. A human puppy who is so sweet and enamored of MC. Love it. BUT, he got overly attached and I feel bad because I know I'm gonna hurt him. So I started over and chose Ryan. A fine decision. He gives me ALL the ick. Everything about him from design to personality. It's a no for me, dawg. So I started stringing Ryan along, kissing him and then going cold on him, but I quickly realized that I cannot deal with him and started being very dismissive to downright mean. I told him several times that I'm not feeling super sure about him and that I'm open to talking to others. I basically threw him at my sister. But he's still being a stage five clinger. After Amelia got stuck with him (thanks, sis!) I decided to just graft on everyone. And you guys. OZZY. I am 100% eating my words about him. His looks do nothing for me (Marshall is probably his brother but the beard makes a huge difference), but Ozzy is sweet and respectful and trying so hard to be loyal to Grace. And I feel horrible because I really like Grace a lot. But... I have kissed this man at every single opportunity. I have grafted my ass off. I forced him to admit in front of everyone that MC is the islander he fancies most. All the while, Ryan is skulking around in the shadows making sad eyes at MC, writing poems about his penis, and talking about being loyal to her. I never asked for any of that, babes. Now here's Roberto. He's super hot. Does nothing else for me though. There's a slippery, creepy quality to him and how he memorized all my favorite things that I don't like. But I made out with him anyway. Then came back and rubbed it in Ryan's face.

Did S5 break me so much that I no longer give fucks? Who even am I this season? I guess I'm finally in my villain era šŸ.

šŸŽ¶ Look what you made me do, look what you made me do...šŸŽµ


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1 year ago

All three are basically the same with minor variations. Ryan: Intense and romantic Jamal: Playful and spontaneous Lewie: Sweet and loyal

The game describes Lewie as "boy next door." Which is accurate, but too vague. I love his vibe, which is both innocent and gentle, but also a bit of a dirty bird. And I'm so here for the good boy with a naughty side (see my Ciaran kink fic: A Very Nice Boy). And if he goes rogue at CA (which is his right, because spoilery reasons), then that only adds intrigue and interest to him.

I totally get why someone would find him boring, but that's completely subjective. I find Jamal boring. He is so very pretty, but his personality does nothing for me. Ryan isn't boring to me, but he's too cringe. I can't deal.

Lewie is just right.

What's so good about Lewie? He's boring asf. He's gonna have Ibrahim moment later on when ge brought a casa amor girl, then 2 or 3 girls, including MC, fighting over him, and he never decides which one he wanted until MC convince him. The end.

Same with Jamal or Ryan though cause they all have exactly the same route 😭

I am still manifesting that he will stay loyal based on our undeniable connection and he will just go through Casa and be like I may as well finish in a friendship couple with Bella

Please I need this


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1 year ago
I'm Looking Forward To Your Fic

i'm looking forward to your fic

Bwhahahahahaaa!

I am currently pretending that the rest of the fic isn't a complete mess because of the twist, and I'm focusing on the sexy stuff. We'll see how that goes 🤣


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1 year ago

I cannot with the Jamal ones šŸ˜‚

Because I keep getting anons who are pressed about Ryan slander, here’s some slander for everyone else

Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else
Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else
Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else
Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else
Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else
Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else
Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else
Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else
Because I Keep Getting Anons Who Are Pressed About Ryan Slander, Heres Some Slander For Everyone Else

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1 year ago

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Lewie. Dude. A golden retriever always follows, buddy.

It a real sign of her skills that @mrsbsmooth just made me go "awwww" about Ryan. RYAN.

Making excuses for the LIs if they bring back a girl from Casa— an exercise:

I wrote 80,000 words to make Suresh’s actions make sense. I’m a professional when it comes to making excuses for mens bad behaviour. I can do this.

So without further ado, here’s what the LIs were thinking:

Jamal:

He’s never been serious with a girl before. That grand gesture was out of character for him, and then she just left the villa… and he was going to follow her out. Holy. Shit. He is panicking. He’s never had feelings like this before. He’s never felt this way about a girl before. He is freaking out.

He was going to follow her out on national tv. He was going to put himself out there like that, risk everything, potentially humiliate himself… and he is very, very frightened.

Cue Casa Amor. Meets Flo. She’s hot, she’s fun, and she’s absolutely not the kind of girl he wants to be with forever. He can go back to what’s normal- to the flings and short term options he’s used to, that he’s comfortable with. He’s in absolute denial about his feelings for MC, it’s way too much for him to deal with. He can’t be falling in love with a girl he’s known a few weeks.

It takes a few days at CA, but he’s starting to relax. Flo is easy. Flo is comfortable.

Until he gets back to the villa… and MC is there. Those feelings come rushing back.

There’s no easy way out of this one.

Ryan:

He’s always trusted the universe. Every major decision, every ā€œvibeā€ he’s gotten from someone he’s met… the universe has always had his back. Damn, it led him to love island. It led him to MC.

When she leaves, he knows he has to trust the universe, but something doesn’t feel right. For the first time in his life… he wants to fight for it. He wants to leave with her, universe be damned. He’s never felt like this before, and he can’t take the risk that the universe won’t bring them back together. It would crush him. Ryan runs out the front door of the villa, telling her to wait, but he’s too late. She’s already gone. The universe wins again.

He arrives at CA, and the universe is telling him something. Flo. That’s been almost his motto his whole life. Go with the flow. Follow the music, go where life takes you. It’s a sign- it has to be.

It feels so wrong, but he chooses her anyway. There must be some reason for it- a plan or a pathway that he needs to follow. So he goes along with it.

But when he sees MC back in the villa… he makes up his mind. Universe be damned. He’s never letting her go again.

Lewie:

Lewie’s been set on her since day one. From the moment he met her, he kinda knew. There was something special about her, something he wasn’t going to find anywhere else. He was set.

But the thing about Lewie… he’s a little bit too… how would you put it? Nice. He’s always been a little bit too nice. A little too honest, a little too willing to step aside and not go after what he wants. He’s agreeable to a fault. Honest. Friendly. Loyal. He’s a team player, even if it means giving up his own shot at goal.

His grand gesture was the moment. He wanted to tell her how he felt. He’d found what he was looking for. He knew she wanted to be with him outside, she’d said so herself.

So why didn’t she ask him to leave with her?

He didn’t want to put pressure on her by just packing his bag. If she wanted him to, she would’ve asked. Wouldn’t she?

Casa arrives. Lewie’s still there. He’s sleeping on the daybeds. He’s loyal to her. The lads are telling him he’s an idiot. ā€œShe’s gone,ā€ they said. ā€œShe didn’t ask you to leave with her, so may as well crack on.ā€ It feels wrong. He knows what he wants. He still wants to follow her out, but with every passing day, it feels more and more stupid. Further and further away.

He’d blown it.

He’d had his shot with MC and he’d blown it. By not following her out, he’d made his choice. She’d never be interested now.

And along came Flo.

It felt wrong. It felt so awful and wrong, but she was a second chance. A chance to do things right. To try to form a connection with someone that would last. A chance to find someone he could bring home to his Nana. He didn’t feel the same way about Flo as he did about MC, but at this point did it even matter? He would never have a shot with MC again. She was gone. And even if he saw her again, she’d never want him.

… or would she?

Ozzy:

He’d left it too late. He had one chance and he’d left it too late.

It would’ve been weird to follow her out, right? They weren’t even in a couple. One kiss and a few whispered conversations weren’t enough to figure out if you’ve found the one.

So why did he kind of want to do it anyway?

He was being crazy, he knew he was. There was no way he’d fallen for MC that fast, and from afar. He had to get his head back into the game. And the game was about to get complicated.

He knew she’d be watching at home. And he knew what her main concern would be. It would be the same thing she’d been worried about since the very first day.

Did he like Grace more than her?

There was only one way to show her.

Flo was great, but not at all his type. It was obvious they were just friends. And she was perfectly willing to go along with it.

He would bring Flo back to show MC that he was done with Grace. Even when MC wasn’t there, he was done. He’d sooner recouple with a girl he barely knew, bringing her back to the villa for her own shot at love. But he needed to make it clear.

Him and Grace were done.

Elliot:

Life is a game of strategy. Every decision, every choice, the result of a dice roll telling you how successful you’ll be.

And strategy was all he could do.

He liked MC. Really liked her. But when she got dumped, there wasn’t much he could do about it. He could’ve followed her out, but god, her original love interest was damn near chomping at the bit to do that. She looked so uncomfortable at the thought— he couldn’t put her in that position. She would feel obligated toward him forever, knowing he gave up his shot on Love Island to be with her after only a day? That was way too much pressure to put on a new relationship.

Even if it did feel like she might’ve been his endgame.

Casa Amor was a whirlwind, but he had a strategy as usual. He just had to bring a girl back. Last season had sent home anyone who was left single, and he now no longer had a partner in the villa. He couldn’t risk going home yet- the exposure from being on the show was too great. He needed this boost to his profile if he was going to get the money he needed to build a life for himself and MC— Err— for himself and the girl he’d end up with. So he had to switch.

But strategies don’t always pay off.


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1 year ago

I knew @footballer-lewie was innocent.

Sorry @roberto-the-pilot girlies 😄

POSTCARD: MYSTERY GUY THEORY

I think I figured out who it is! (This is based on my playthrough: Elliot, Lewie, Ozzy and Roberto are in the main villa) I lightened the postcard to examine the swim trunks closer. Unless they switch the guy in pic AND change the shorts before release date my theory may not apply.

None of the main villa boys's short color matches, but that's just FB trying to keep mystery guy a secret.

Ozzy has a print so I quickly removed him. If you have Ryan or Jamal in Villa- I don't think it is either of them. Ryan has white piping at bottom & at pockets and aglet. Jamal has aglet, tie/loops isn't similar, and front has 1 stitch line. (Aglets are the little plastic or metal things on the ends of drawstrings or shoelaces to keep the ends from fraying.)

POSTCARD: MYSTERY GUY THEORY

Based on close up of the image I think the mystery guy is Roberto in my play thru (He's coupled with Amelia and she is twisting to Marshall). His trunks:

1. Only boy with no aglet on drawstring 2. Smooth front 3. Ties/loops are just a mirror image of his day swim wear.


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1 year ago

It's gonna be like when Taylor Tomlinson has to stop the wedding to chastise her imaginary fiancĆ© for not crying when he saw her walk down the aisle šŸ˜†

"You need to get your shit together. I showed up. I have a spray tan. I’m wearing flavored underwear for you. Yeah, pot roast panties, just like your mom used to make, which is weird. That’s a weird request, but I did it. We’re going to go back– Don’t look at them. Look at me. I’m your future. You focus up, buddy. Oh, don’t start crying now. It’s too late and too early. You save that up ’cause we’re going to go back out there and we’re going to get it right this time, aren’t we? Yeah, we are ’cause if you don’t… ā€˜Cause if you don’t… I will make your life a living hell. Do you understand me? I could bake you cookies every day, or I can make you miserable forever. I don’t give a shit either way. I just need a project, motherfucker.ā€

Lewie better piss his pants with excitement when mc walks back into the villa. I’m talking full-on puddle in his knickers. Like they have to pause the recoupling and everything for him to change. Otherwise I don’t want it.

You want to be a golden retriever then you gotta commit to it.


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1 year ago

Yasssssssss my manhandling, demanding, bitey, but respectful king.

Also, he's 100% not the least bit put off by shark week. He'd be like, "Let's take a shower together, luv... I'll towel you off and we'll have a cuddle. Of course, just a cuddle! I've got your heating pad and some Tylenol all ready for you." A long, enjoyable time later... "Well, guess we need to take another shower." Grins. "I ain't sorry."

NSFW Headcanons: Lewie

Started doing these again, lol. Not even waiting for an ask to come through for this one. Under the cut!

(This got long FAST, I have a lot of thoughts lol help)

-> Boyfriend dick. Boyfriend dick. "Big enough to make your eyes roll back, but not so big you walk funny the next day." Perfect length, perfect thickness, the perfect everyday dick.

-> He's a one-woman man. No threesomes. He wants all her attention, and he wants to give all of his to her. Might consider a MMF if that's something she really, really wants.

-> Canon number - 13. Mostly been in LTRs, there are a lot of girls trying to lock this down so you know he's doing something very right.

-> Painfully straight. This man has never had a queer thought in his life. (Such a shame).

-> "I'm cool, calm, collected. Except for on the pitch... and in the bedroom..."

-> He is demanding. Those baby blues are flashing dark as soon as he gets her alone. He wants it, and he wants it now.

-> Will strip her down and carry her across their place to bed. Might leave her heels on for special occasions.

-> Ass and thighs, ass and thighs. Sucker for an hourglass figure.

-> When he goes down, he goes down properly. He's making an absolute fucking mess of her, too, but puts a towel down, because he was with her when she picked out the linen and it was expensive.

-> Likes biting her, leaving hickeys and marks all over her, in places he knows only he will be able to see. The insides of her thighs, under her breasts, anywhere he can trace his thumb over the next day and go in for round two.

-> His girl on her knees as soon as they walk in the door? He's halfway there already. Likes her to go slow. Tease him a little. Loves to watch, but his head falls back when she hits the right pace.

-> M A N H A N D L I N G. (@sparxaf thanks for this one, I'll be thinking about it forever šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„). Will toss her over his shoulder, will drag her down the bed by her legs, will throw her onto it, will fucking break it if he has to. No rolling over, he'll pick her up and flip her. It's not rough, he's taking charge.

-> One hand on the headboard, one angling her hips back so he can go deeper. Pillow under her hips. Ex girlfriends are useful- he knows all the tricks.

-> Two moods: Tender and Not tender. Tender he likes missionary because he likes to kiss her. Kissing her makes him go harder. He likes stealing the moans right out of her mouth.

-> When he's in one of his 'not tender' moods, it's not so much how, but where. He's bending her over the kitchen counter. Sitting her up on the vanity. Lifting her up and fucking her against the wall with her legs spread wide while he groans into her ear.

-> STAMINA. Midfielders run like 6km a match. You want a sprint or a marathon, babe? He can do both.

-> Canon - likes to be handcuffed, so occasionally likes it when his girl takes charge, especially if it's just to tease him and get him riled up. Will kick through a bedpost to get to her if he has to.

-> Canon - likes lotions. Massages her. Takes liberties with said massage.

-> Been in so many LTR's that he's not at all intimidated by toys or vibes. He hasn't got any of his own, but he knows how to use them, and will g l a d l y d o s o. Not intimidated by shark week

-> When he's close, he's getting vocal. Groaning. Moaning. Swearing and breathing heavily. Voice goes lower. Growls it into her ear. "I'm close."

-> Ladies first always. Holds off until just after her. Watching her get there is what gets him there. Gets off on getting her off.

-> No degrading here, and no hitting or choking. Light spanking during okay if she's been a very bad girl.

-> Finishes inside her always. Never on her, he thinks it's disrespectful. If she's into being disrespected, look elsewhere. Manhandled, yes. Disrespected, no.

-> Doesn't pull out right away. Likes to lie with her for a while, kissing her, telling her how beautiful she is and how much he loves her. Sometimes ready for round two almost straight away.

-> Shower together? Yes please. Gently kissing, holding her to him, making silly faces under the water at each other. Then back to bed for more cuddles.

-> Canon - Will make breakfast in the morning, and it's a freaking good one.


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1 year ago

I could have my arm twisted...

Who am I kidding? I already have it twice in my WIP 🤣 Ya'll will get some "good girls" outta Lewie, I promise.

I don’t know. I just need to see more of Lewie saying good girl 😭🫠

…. @sparxaf pretty please with a cherry on top!????


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1 year ago

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Lewie Drabble

Based off a convo with @sophiebernadotte about whether or not Lewie would ever get a tattoo:

(Post-fic AU from Off Limits)

Under the cut

ā€œThis is gonna hurt, isn’t it?ā€ he asked.

ā€œYeah, babe, it’s a tattoo,ā€ she replied, squeezing his hand. ā€œYou don’t have to do this if you dā€”ā€œ

Lewie stopped her, sweeping her into his arms, hugging her as he made her walk backwards. Kisses peppered her face, and she burst into furious giggles, wrapping her arms around his waist.

ā€œI want to,ā€ he said. ā€œI’m so excited for it. I’m just nervous it’s gonna hurt and that the tattoo artist is gonna think I’m a pussy.ā€

Katie burst out laughing, squeezing him tighter. ā€œBabe, he’s the sweetest guy ever, he’s not gonna think you’re a pussy. Besides, even if he did, he’s obsessed with cats.ā€

*

They stepped in to the studio, and without warning, she was swept into a hug.

ā€œKatie!ā€ Oliver grinned. ā€œIt’s so great to see you!!ā€

As best she could, she wrapped her arms around Oli’s neck, reaching up to try and bridge the entire extra foot he had on her.

ā€œOli, this is Lewie,ā€ she said as they finally broke apart. ā€œHe’s your canvas today.ā€

Lewie stuck out his hand, but Oli swept him into a hug as well, Katie bursting into a fit of laughter once more. Never could she have expected her 6’0 boyfriend to look so much like a ragdoll, but next to the 6’5 brick house that was Oliver, he looked tiny in comparison.

*

Lewie was sat in the chair, his skin prepped, and Oliver had the stencil ready.

ā€œSo, the moment of truth,ā€ Oliver said. ā€œWhere do you want it?ā€

Lewie stuck out his forearm, and pointed.

Katie gasped, grinning a mile wide. ā€œYou want it there?ā€

He nodded. ā€œI want to be able to see it every day.ā€

She leaned in, kissing him softly, a little at a loss of what to say. But before she could say anything, the studio door flung open.

ā€œWe’re here! We’re here!!ā€ Bec said, her usual whirlwind of energy following her. ā€œSorry we’re late, this one’s queasy again.ā€

Caden looked around the studio with a distinct gaze of unease, frowning at the needles to Olivers side.

ā€œYou really didn’t need to come,ā€ Lewie laughed. ā€œOliver said it’s going to take like less than ten minutes to do.ā€

ā€œMoral support, babes!ā€ Bec grinned. ā€œPlus, we can get ice cream after.ā€

Lewie’s face lit up, but immediately paled as Oli switched on the tattoo gun. But before he even had a chance to go near Lewie’s arm, Caden was throwing up into the bin.

*

Caden sorted with a glass of water and his feet up, Bec and Katie were watching with anticipation. Oliver switched on the gun, and Lewie looked away as he brought it to his wrist, biting his lip nervously. Katie couldn’t help but giggle, squeezing his other hand, and Bec was damn near crying at how cute the whole thing was.

True to his word, Oliver was finished in a little over six minutes. As soon as he announced they were done, Lewie took a deep breath, as if he hadn’t breathed the whole time.

Katie stood up to look, but Lewie covered it with his other hand, grinning a mile wide. ā€œNo, no, no peeking!ā€

He glanced under his hand, and couldn’t wipe the smile off his face, thanking Oliver profusely and telling him it was perfect.

And then, it was Katie’s turn.

She had no idea what Lewie had asked for. She had no idea what she was about to have tattooed on her. All she knew was that Bec had been squealing about how cute it all was for weeks.

Oliver switched out his needles, and got to work.

It was only another few minutes, and she didn’t look, not until Oliver announced that she, too, was done. She glanced at Lewie, who was beaming back at her, and she looked down.

It was a tiny, triangular corn chip, one corner dipped in cheese, and she gasped, the beautiful tribute to Nacho, her beloved golden retriever. But right there, beside it, another, smaller version.

She glanced up at Lewie, her eyes wild and wide, and he had the photo ready, turning his phone to show her the picture.

A puppy. A beautiful, perfect, tiny baby golden retriever, a pretty pink bow wrapped around her neck. She looked up at Lewie, and he beamed at her, showing her his own identical tattoo.

ā€œHer name’s Chip,ā€ he chuckled. ā€œAnd we pick her up tomorrow.ā€

Katie squealed, leaping from the chair and throwing her arms around his neck, as Bec screamed with excitement and captured the whole thing on video. Oliver laughed loudly, and Caden groaned his approval, rolling his eyes a little at the gesture.

Lewie kissed her cheek, holding her tightly.

ā€œTwo dogs downā€”ā€œ

ā€œThree to go,ā€ she responded. She leaned back, looking up into the sparkling blue eyes she so fucking adored. ā€œI love you,ā€ she whispered. ā€œThank you.ā€

ā€œI love you,ā€ he whispered back. ā€œHappy Anniversary, babe.ā€


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1 year ago

🤣🄹

That was one of my fav moments of the new eps.

LEWIE PIED OZZY FOR MC

LEWIE PIED OZZY FOR MC

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1 year ago

This is so fucking adorable. I'm not the least bit interested in having babies, but this made my ovaries twitchy šŸ˜‚

Okay but I'm so glad we're having the baby challenge because Lewie and me caring for a baby??? 😭😭😭 Like that'll be the cutest shit everrrr, not to mention how HAWT he's gonna look being a father PLSSSS šŸ„¹šŸ«¶šŸ»

Hope there's an option that allows mc to drag him away after the challenge to make babies šŸ˜ˆšŸƒšŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸƒšŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸƒšŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

ME TOO I just said this in the discord lolol

I’m sorry but now that I have a kid the idea of him getting up at 3am like ā€œno, babe, I got it,ā€ or wearing one of those baby carriers like STOP.

I made these for the discord ages ago

Okay But I'm So Glad We're Having The Baby Challenge Because Lewie And Me Caring For A Baby??? Like That'll
Okay But I'm So Glad We're Having The Baby Challenge Because Lewie And Me Caring For A Baby??? Like That'll

But now I need to do one for Lewie too AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Okay But I'm So Glad We're Having The Baby Challenge Because Lewie And Me Caring For A Baby??? Like That'll

And you know what for absolutely no reason heres Ozzy and Jamal as well

Okay But I'm So Glad We're Having The Baby Challenge Because Lewie And Me Caring For A Baby??? Like That'll
Okay But I'm So Glad We're Having The Baby Challenge Because Lewie And Me Caring For A Baby??? Like That'll

And also baby Andy

Okay But I'm So Glad We're Having The Baby Challenge Because Lewie And Me Caring For A Baby??? Like That'll

OKAY THATS ENOUGH 😭😭😭 I’m stopping


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1 year ago

S6 Reactions: HR Challenge eps

Alright, so this was... pretty good? Sort of? I don't know man. Real mixed bag. But if you are a member of the We Hate Amelia Club (of which I am treasurer), then you probably had a really good time 🤣

Okay, so onto my reactions. Spoilers ahead!

Every time Amelia went on about Toby.

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When the girls cheered as I made out with Lewie during my dance.

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When the girls went awkwardly silent while Amelia made out with Toby during her dance and then asked her to stop.

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When Marshall didn't dance on Amelia and she had a tantrum about it, so he publicly pied her the fuck off.

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Every time someone was low-key to high-key mean to Amelia for the entire volume.

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Every time Amelia pulled me aside and tried to give me advice or support.

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Every time one of the boys gave me a longing look.

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When the game suckered me into spending way too many gems on lingerie because I completely forgot that Elliot existed and was the person I was sharing a bed with, not Lewie.

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When Roberto has a completely out of character Hamish-esque tantrum as he was being ejected from the villa.

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Every time Grace asks whether she should get back with Ozzy.

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When Marshall made Grace's heart rate beat the fastest, something I had written into my WIP before these episodes.

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Every time I had a sweet conversation with a guy who wasn't Lewie.

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When Lewie told me that he fell for me and wants me to meet his nan, and dreams of us having a house and dogs and walking on the beach.

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When we had pool sex.

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Overall I had a good time. And I'm sorry to anyone who likes Amelia. These episodes probably weren't nearly as fun for you as they were for me.


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1 year ago

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I believe you mentioned wanting to see this as well:

I Believe You Mentioned Wanting To See This As Well:
I Believe You Mentioned Wanting To See This As Well:

Sadly, you are a bit late, so you missed out on Lewie ripping off his shirt and the baggy pants he was wearing. The ones that completed his fireman outfit. But hey, you can still aid him taking off the rest of the outfit later.

I Believe You Mentioned Wanting To See This As Well:

I Believe You Mentioned Wanting To See This As Well:
I Believe You Mentioned Wanting To See This As Well:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU HES PERFECT

@sparxaf LOOKIE LOOKIE LOOKIE


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1 year ago

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Okay if Roberto had walked in with the glasses, I might have been more receptive to his hotness.

Lewie. I-- jkajfkaljflakjlkalk

Bless you, Sarah. No one in this fandom appreciates you enough.

FJDKSLFJDSL Sorry Elliot If You Can't See Anymore, I Found A Better Use For Your Glasses

FJDKSLFJDSL sorry Elliot if you can't see anymore, I found a better use for your glasses


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1 year ago

NEW FIC: The Sweetest Sting

Yo! I wrote a thing. This is chapter 1. Summary below ⬇ ao3 | wattpad

NEW FIC: The Sweetest Sting

Three gorgeous guys. One evil twin sister. One beekeeper with trust issues.

Rora isn't here for love, she's here for fun, but she's not having much of that. When the guy she thought wanted her didn't, she swore she put her heart behind ice. But now she's got Marshall chasing her, Ozzy missing her, and Lewie, her best friend in the villa, wanting to be more than friends. Oh, and she has a sister who lives to hurt her. Can't forget that one.

Rora's just a beekeeper who doesn't like drama, but her life is currently nothing BUT drama. She's terrified of being hurt, and there's only one guy who has the ability to break down her walls, but what if he breaks her heart instead?

This is an ongoing double trouble villa fic. I believe it's gonna be around 12 chapters. So not forever long. Also, it's gonna be smutty eventually.


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1 year ago

new chapter

Chapter 2 is up!

I wanted to fuss with this more and I could have, but I didn't. I figured it was better to post it a little bit rough than to obsess over it and keep people waiting. This might be progress! ao3 | wattpad Also, thanks to @operationnope for reading my yoga over and making it way more believable. Sorry I'm a neanderthal that hates both stretching and breathing with intention.

New Chapter

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1 year ago

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 3

Fic Summary:

Three gorgeous guys. One evil twin. One beekeeper with trust issues. Rora isn't here for love, she's here for fun, but she's not having much of that. When the guy she thought wanted her didn't, she swore she put her heart behind ice. But now she's got Marshall chasing her, Ozzy missing her, and Lewie, her best friend in the villa, wanting to be more than friends. Oh, and she has a sister who lives to hurt her. Can't forget that one. Rora's just a girl who prefers yoga to drama, but her life is currently nothing BUT drama. She's terrified of being hurt, and there's only one guy who has the ability to break down her walls, but what if he breaks her heart instead?

AO3 | Wattpad


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