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Jackie, wearing a blue dress: How about this?

Hyde: It's gorgeous, job done.

Jackie: No, take it seriously. [looking in the mirror] It's... I don't know. I hate it. It's boring and it makes me look kinda... lumpy.

Hyde: Yeah, you're right. It is boring and lumpy, I hate it.

[...]

Jackie, now wearing a purple dress: Okay, what about this?

Hyde: Gorgeous, we did it.

Jackie, gasping at her reflection: No, it's too breasty.

Hyde: Is it?

[...]

Jackie, in a black dress: Okay?

Hyde: It's not too breasty.

Jackie: No, I'm not wearing these heels, I look like a prostitute.

Hyde: Well, not high heels then.

Jackie: Yeah, but then we have the short legs problem.

Hyde: Well, do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?

Jackie: Warning, that's a warning.

[...]

*Jackie appears with a floral dress on*

Hyde: Yes!

Jackie: No.

[...]

*Jackie is in lingerie*

Hyde: Now that I like.

Jackie: No, I'm just picking up the dress that this goes under. You're such a bad boy.

[...]

Jackie, after trying on 10 dresses: How about the blue one?

Hyde: The blue one?

Jackie: Yeah.

Hyde: The first one that you've tried on, that was boring and lumpy but that wasn't actually boring and lumpy. That one?

Jackie: Yeah, which do you prefer?

Hyde: I don't know, I'm actually starting to go mad.

Jackie: Okay, I think I like the blue one.