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Yuya: (texting) Answer your phone Yusaku (texting back) Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone Yuya: Understood Yuya (5 minutes later) You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Yusaku.

I owe this lovely little gem to an Incorrect Quote Generator I found

Steel: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Max: Steel, it's four o'clock in the morning. Steel: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Thank you Incorrect Quote Generator once again!

Sento: How did you break your leg? Banjou: Do you see those porch stairs? Sento: Yes. Banjou: I didn't.

Credit goes to the Incorrect Quote Generator!

Sento, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Banjou: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Yuya: I'm cold. Yuto: Here, take my hoodie. *meanwhile* Yuri: I'm cold. Yugo: I can't control the weather, Yuri.

Yuto: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Yuya: A doll. Yuri: A cinnamon roll. Yugo: A sweetheart. Yuto: Yuto: ...stop it.

Yuya: Everyone synchronise your watches. Yuto: I don't know how to do that. Yugo: I don't wear a watch. Yuri: Time is a construct.

Yuri: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Yuto: You left me, Yuya, and Yugo in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Yuri: I did that on purpose, try again.

Yuya: I told Yugo to grab snacks for everyone. Yuto, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Yuya, Yugo, and Yuri raise their hands*

Yuma: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Yusei: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Yusaku: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Yuya: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Yugi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Judai: Mental stability, my old friend! Yuma: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Yusaku, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? Yuma: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. Yusaku: Ohhhh- Yuya: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Yusei : Rules were made to be broken. Yugi: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Yuya: Uh, piñatas. Yusaku: Glow sticks. Judai: Karate boards. Yuma: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Yusei : Rules. Yugi:

Yuya, to Yusaku: Why is Yuma not talking? Yusaku: I'm playing the silent game with them. Yuya: Well, then you just lost. Yusaku: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.

Yusaku: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Yuma way. Yuya: Isn't that the wrong way? Yusaku: Yes, but it's faster.