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Warren: *babysitting Nate during Scott and Peter’s date night*

Warren: I found another box of old baby toys!  Let’s see what we’ve got. Fingerpaints? We have to do that. Let’s see, what else do we have?

Warren: *pulls out two dolls* Ooooh. Which one do you like better, the baby or the whore? Which one are you reaching for?

Nate: *grabs the barbie*

Warren: The whore! 

Scott: I think that–

Lorna: Scott, stop! This discussion is family only!

Pietro: Scott is family!

Vision: She’s just saying–

Pietro: This doesn’t concern you, Toaster!

Jean: Yeah, none of this concerns you, Vision!

Wanda: Woah woah woah! So, Scott’s family but Viz isn’t?

Jean: Yeah, they’re married!

Lorna: THEY’RE WHAT?!