Scott: I Think That

Scott: I think that–

Lorna: Scott, stop! This discussion is family only!

Pietro: Scott is family!

Vision: She’s just saying–

Pietro: This doesn’t concern you, Toaster!

Jean: Yeah, none of this concerns you, Vision!

Wanda: Woah woah woah! So, Scott’s family but Viz isn’t?

Jean: Yeah, they’re married!

Lorna: THEY’RE WHAT?!

Charles: Name?

Scott: Scott Summers.

Charles: Sex?

Scott: . . .

Scott: Frequent?

Charles: No, which. Male, female, or–

Scott: Doesn’t matter. Both. Male and female. Sometimes together.

Jean: Just kill me now.

Peter: Okay, well, what about this new linguistic discovery that I made in Chicago?

Scott: *staring intently*

Peter: What the sigma?

Peter: He’s got a level ten rizz.

Peter: No cap.

Scott: Oh! The youths, yeah.

Peter: Gen Alpha. 

Peter: Gen Alphaaaa. 

Scott: *gasps* Is that after Z?

Peter: Yessssss!

Scott: Pietro, Luna was proposed to at school today!

Luna: Yeah!

Pietro: *distracted* That’s nice, sweetie.

Scott: Show him your ring, bud.

Luna: *wearing an adult sized, diamond ring* Isn’t it so shiny? Ellie gave it to me during recess, she said it’s super special and she got it from her dad’s fiancé!

Pietro: Is that–

Scott: Yep.

Pietro: Should I go call Peter?

Scott: I’d rather just let him panic.

Peter: Good question, Scott!

Scott: How come you don’t point out when I ask good questions?

Jean: I don’t love you like he does.

Peter: Told you.

Pietro: Everyone has a “bad” sibling that teaches you a few things. Like how to pickpocket, how to manipulate others, how to smoke.

Pietro: How to hotwire a car, how to forge documents, how to put tacks in your shoe to throw off a lie detector test–

Scott: Wait, which of your siblings was this?

Pietro: I am the sibling.