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Kirby: It's the inside that matters, not the outside.

King Dedede: Really? Give me an example.

Kirby: Refrigerator.

King Dedede: Makes sense.

Taranza: Where were you?

Queen Sectonia: Sorry, I was at a funeral.

Taranza: What? Who died?

Queen Sectonia: My feelings for you.

Queen Sectonia: Hey Taranza, I just got back from a shower.

Taranza: That sounds hot.

Taranza: But not in a sexual way though.

Taranza: See, a shower releases cold or hot water onto someone. Normally, I prefer my showers in the middle, but studies have shown that the average female prefers water hot. Thus, because you are in fact female, and you were in fact taking a shower, it must be hot. As in the temperature. Nothing more, nothing less.

Queen Sectonia: ...

Taranza: ...this is not sexual harassment.

King Dedede: A squirrel is staring at me through the patio door.

Meta Knight: So?

King Dedede: I think he's part of a gang.

Meta Knight: He's curious.

King Dedede: I'M curious. He's maniacal. His cheeks are stuffed with rage.

Meta Knight: Nuts.

King Dedede: YOU'RE nuts!

King Dedede: I just watched a video of a woman's head getting chopped off. I feel sick.

Kirby: Did she die?

King Dedede: Did she die?

Kirby: Yeah, did she?

King Dedede, sarcastically: She had her head chopped off. She didn't die, they stuck it back on with glue.

After the events of Return to Dreamland...

Meta Knight: I just want to high-five Magolor...in the face...with a brick. Covered in spikes, dipped in poison.

King Dedede: He can go swimming in acid, in a straightjacket.

Bandana Waddle Dee: He can choke on his own puke.

Kirby: HE CAN GO STEP ON A LEGO!

Bandana Waddle Dee: ...that's just plain mean...

Kirby: Well, what can I say?

Marx: You're such a bitch.

Taranza: Thank you!

Marx: What the fuck?

Taranza: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is in nature, and nature is beautiful!

Marx: I hope you step on a piece of lego.

Taranza: OH HELL NO YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Tuff: Hey Tiff, what's up?

Tiff: Just converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. The usual.

Tuff: What? School's out, why are you doing science?

Tiff: Breathing, Tuff. I'm breathing.

Meta Knight: I heard you failed in English.

King Dedede: Who telled you?

King Dedede: It is unpossible.

King Dedede: I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away.

Meta Knight: ...okay bye.

King Dedede: Bye bye! God blast you!

Queen Sectonia: Has anyone told you how beautiful you are today?

Taranza: No.

Queen Sectonia: Better luck tomorrow.