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Cassie: dad, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Johnny: the mortal Kombat movie again?
Cassie: yeah
Johnny: pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Cassie: what hole? Looks down by the elder God's!
Cassie: what is that?
Johnny: it's a hole
Cassie: yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?
Johnny: well, I woke up this morning... Sips coffee... And there was a hole.
Cassie: what are you gonna do about it?
Johnny: well, I did put a rug over it.
Inception sound
Johnny: yeah, it fell in the hole.
Cassie: should we call the police or something?
Johnny: oh yeah, I called the police earlier.
Cassie: well, where are they?
Johnny: they're in the hole.
Half of the inception sound
Cassie: where is mom?
Johnny:
Cassie: dad, where is mom!?
Johnny: she's on a mission.
Cassie: oh, ok. Where is the mission?
Johnny: in the hole.
Small bit of the inception sound
Cassie: by the gods! How deep even is this thing? Grabs mug and drops it in
Johnny: that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.
Fast inception sound
Cassie: dad, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole it a gateway to the netherrealm or... Johnny disappears... Dad? Dad!? DAAAD!?!?!
Johnny, holding an apple: hey, what's up? I got a snack.
Cassie: dad, will you please take this seriously?
Arms come out the hole
Cassie: screams
Johnny: shoots the hands
Cassie: what was that!?
Johnny: hole person
Cassie: where did it come from?
Johnny:
Cassie:
Johnny:
Cassie: right, the hole. Yeah. Why are you being so calm about this?
Johnny: I'm more concerned by the tarkatan army outside
Cassie: what tarkatan army?
Growls from outside
Cassie: yelps a bit
Johnny: that one. Pulls out a movie oh, there it is
Inception sound
Johnny, after dropping it in the hole: oh sh*t
Inception sound
Cassie: dad, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Johnny: the mortal Kombat movie again?
Cassie: yeah
Johnny: pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Cassie: what hole? Looks down by the elder God's!
Cassie: what is that?
Johnny: it's a hole
Cassie: yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?
Johnny: well, I woke up this morning... Sips coffee... And there was a hole.
Cassie: what are you gonna do about it?
Johnny: well, I did put a rug over it.
Inception sound
Johnny: yeah, it fell in the hole.
Cassie: should we call the police or something?
Johnny: oh yeah, I called the police earlier.
Cassie: well, where are they?
Johnny: they're in the hole.
Half of the inception sound
Cassie: where is mom?
Johnny:
Cassie: dad, where is mom!?
Johnny: she's on a mission.
Cassie: oh, ok. Where is the mission?
Johnny: in the hole.
Small bit of the inception sound
Cassie: by the gods! How deep even is this thing? Grabs mug and drops it in
Johnny: that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.
Fast inception sound
Cassie: dad, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole it a gateway to the netherrealm or... Johnny disappears... Dad? Dad!? DAAAD!?!?!
Johnny, holding an apple: hey, what's up? I got a snack.
Cassie: dad, will you please take this seriously?
Arms come out the hole
Cassie: screams
Johnny: shoots the hands
Cassie: what was that!?
Johnny: hole person
Cassie: where did it come from?
Johnny:
Cassie:
Johnny:
Cassie: right, the hole. Yeah. Why are you being so calm about this?
Johnny: I'm more concerned by the tarkatan army outside
Cassie: what tarkatan army?
Growls from outside
Cassie: yelps a bit
Johnny: that one. Pulls out a movie oh, there it is
Inception sound
Johnny, after dropping it in the hole: oh sh*t
Inception sound