Cassie: Dad, Have You Seen My Copy Of The Greatest Movie Of All Time?

Cassie: dad, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Johnny: the mortal Kombat movie again?

Cassie: yeah

Johnny: pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Cassie: what hole? Looks down by the elder God's!

Cassie: what is that?

Johnny: it's a hole

Cassie: yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?

Johnny: well, I woke up this morning... Sips coffee... And there was a hole.

Cassie: what are you gonna do about it?

Johnny: well, I did put a rug over it.

Inception sound

Johnny: yeah, it fell in the hole.

Cassie: should we call the police or something?

Johnny: oh yeah, I called the police earlier.

Cassie: well, where are they?

Johnny: they're in the hole.

Half of the inception sound

Cassie: where is mom?

Johnny:

Cassie: dad, where is mom!?

Johnny: she's on a mission.

Cassie: oh, ok. Where is the mission?

Johnny: in the hole.

Small bit of the inception sound

Cassie: by the gods! How deep even is this thing? Grabs mug and drops it in

Johnny: that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Fast inception sound

Cassie: dad, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole it a gateway to the netherrealm or... Johnny disappears... Dad? Dad!? DAAAD!?!?!

Johnny, holding an apple: hey, what's up? I got a snack.

Cassie: dad, will you please take this seriously?

Arms come out the hole

Cassie: screams

Johnny: shoots the hands

Cassie: what was that!?

Johnny: hole person

Cassie: where did it come from?

Johnny:

Cassie:

Johnny:

Cassie: right, the hole. Yeah. Why are you being so calm about this?

Johnny: I'm more concerned by the tarkatan army outside

Cassie: what tarkatan army?

Growls from outside

Cassie: yelps a bit

Johnny: that one. Pulls out a movie oh, there it is

Inception sound

Johnny, after dropping it in the hole: oh sh*t

Inception sound

Cassie: I love bees. They're important for the ecosystem and cute and make honey.

D'vorah: buzz

Cassie, shaking: please don't hurt me

Ask box and submissions

I didn't expect my posts to be that enjoyable. I loved reading all of your messages and tags. But, I'm not good at looking for material to make these quotes and stuff in the first place. So, everyone can submit their own quotes and stuff or request what I do. Please do this. I have no idea what to do next. It can be anything from Disney song parodies to game grumps quotes and more. Enjoy any future mortal Kombat posts I make in the future.

I couldn't stop thinking of this

Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶it's time for animaniacs! And we're zany to the max! So just sit back and relax! You'll laugh 'til you collapse! We're animaniacs!🎶

Cyrax and sektor: 🎶come join the nether brothers🎶

Frost: 🎶and their nether sister frost🎶

All: 🎶just for fun, we run around the NRS movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught. But we break loose and then vamoose. And now you know the plot. We're animaniacs! Frost is cute and cyrax yaks! Sektor packs away the snacks while kotal Kahn plays the sax! We're animaniacs! Meet mileena and ermac who want to rule the universe. The ninjas flock together! Sheeva wacks them with her purse! Torr chases ferra while sindel sings a verse! The writers flipped! We have no script! Why bother to rehearse?🎶

Cyrax, sektor, frost, and everyone they mentioned: 🎶we're animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts! We're zany to the max! We have balogna in our slacks! We're animanie! Totally insanie!🎶

Sektor: 🎶fatality🎶

All: 🎶animaniacs!!! Those are the facts!🎶

I like to think that there's an alternate universe where the mk characters are a cartoon like animaniacs. And the animaniacs one usually involves cyrax, sektor, and frost as yakko, wakko, and dot. That and ermac and mileena as Pinky and the Brain.

People who haven't seen "Mao Mao: heroes of pure heart", explain this image. (Ignore the stuff in the corner. This was a phone screenshot)