Cassie: Dad, Have You Seen My Copy Of The Greatest Movie Of All Time?

Cassie: dad, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Johnny: the mortal Kombat movie again?

Cassie: yeah

Johnny: pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Cassie: what hole? Looks down by the elder God's!

Cassie: what is that?

Johnny: it's a hole

Cassie: yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?

Johnny: well, I woke up this morning... Sips coffee... And there was a hole.

Cassie: what are you gonna do about it?

Johnny: well, I did put a rug over it.

Inception sound

Johnny: yeah, it fell in the hole.

Cassie: should we call the police or something?

Johnny: oh yeah, I called the police earlier.

Cassie: well, where are they?

Johnny: they're in the hole.

Half of the inception sound

Cassie: where is mom?

Johnny:

Cassie: dad, where is mom!?

Johnny: she's on a mission.

Cassie: oh, ok. Where is the mission?

Johnny: in the hole.

Small bit of the inception sound

Cassie: by the gods! How deep even is this thing? Grabs mug and drops it in

Johnny: that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Fast inception sound

Cassie: dad, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole it a gateway to the netherrealm or... Johnny disappears... Dad? Dad!? DAAAD!?!?!

Johnny, holding an apple: hey, what's up? I got a snack.

Cassie: dad, will you please take this seriously?

Arms come out the hole

Cassie: screams

Johnny: shoots the hands

Cassie: what was that!?

Johnny: hole person

Cassie: where did it come from?

Johnny:

Cassie:

Johnny:

Cassie: right, the hole. Yeah. Why are you being so calm about this?

Johnny: I'm more concerned by the tarkatan army outside

Cassie: what tarkatan army?

Growls from outside

Cassie: yelps a bit

Johnny: that one. Pulls out a movie oh, there it is

Inception sound

Johnny, after dropping it in the hole: oh sh*t

Inception sound

I like to think that there's an alternate universe where the mk characters are a cartoon like animaniacs. And the animaniacs one usually involves cyrax, sektor, and frost as yakko, wakko, and dot. That and ermac and mileena as Pinky and the Brain.

I'm doing Phineas and Ferb songs now. Here's the first one

Frost: 🎶la la la la! Weaponry! It's the way to get it done. Weaponry! It's effective and it's fun. If you wanna make 'em fall on bended knees at your command, bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land. State your wishes in a language they all understand. With weaponry! That's the plan. If powers on your shopping list, then use the elbow and the fist. Pummel 'em until they get the gist. Just make an example of, representative example of, and most of them will not be missed. You can beat 'em up by any means or blow them all to smithereens! A favorite of this sentient machine. Nevermind the fatalities where there's municipitalities. To crush a set of, with the threat of... Weaponry will inspire future leaders to see. Weaponry, to have confidence in me! If I'm gonna be a conquerer to win the Lin kuei's love, I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove! If there's one thing that obedience is sympathetic of, it's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y! Weaponry from above!🎶

Mileena: so, ermac, what are we doing today?

Ermac: the same thing we do every night mileena. Try to take over the world.

Sektor, cyrax, and frost: 🎶they're mili and the brains! Yes, mili and the brains! One is a genius! The other's insane! They're flesh out mice! Their genes have been spliced! They're mili! They're mili and the brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! Before the night is done, their plans will be unfurled by the dawning of the sun! They'll take over the world! They're mili and the brains! Yes, mili and the brains! Their twilight campaign is easy to explain! To prove that they have worth, they'll take over the earth! They're mili! They're mili and the Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!🎶

Mileena: narf! Why did I say that?

You think Kung jin and takeda are living versions of the bro posts?

Cassie: 🎶in the mall. Up and down the escalators in the mall. I got a hankering for potaters in the mall🎶

Jacqui: 🎶in the mall!🎶

Cassie: 🎶'cause pretty soon now it'll be 'bout time to stop for vittles in the mall🎶

Cassie, after eating: now that was delicious. Chaos resumes