SPARE ME!!!!! - Tumblr Posts

"we must join together to defeat niki" NO IM A STAR!!!! PLEAS EIM A STAAR

ESPECIALLY when they fidget with them rings, adjusting them slightly, moving them up and down, HANDS ARE WAY TOO ATTRACTIVE

sorry gonna have to give me a week to function again after the image of a CLONE WEARING RINGS

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

170420 ↦ beautiful [ot7]

best nickname 2k16 all other nicknames go home 

someone called Magnus ‘Lens-Flare McDrama’ and I

Yo

Tf?????

Duolingo ???? 💀

*i slay the basilisk with one quick slice of my ancient blade* grrr... haahhhhh....

*the big tittied bitches running toward me* omggg you saved us!! omg- *i slay them as well*

Stop giving this notes it isn't even that funny-

Listening to Epic: where's my comfort crackship at??? 😞

Finding the manwhore AU for Epic: ah, there's my comfort crackship :]

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This is mah bby Mexico

If you want any info on him just ask, but just do I have some of the basics down:

Do not leave him and America alone for two long

His best frens are The Philippines and Brazil

His "older brother" is Chile

He is frens with China and Russia

He refuses giving up on trying to teach England how to cook

He loves animals

You'll rarely ever see him sad

I ship Mexico and China, plz don't hurt me, it legitimately started out as an JOKE AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY.

I wasn't lying when I said I shipped China and Mexico, cause I really do ship them. Also if you were wondering which you were probably not, China is the seme and Mexico is the uke. NO ME MATEN PORFAVOR, TA QUIERO VIVIR.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

WHAT THE HELL

WHY DOES THIS ALMOST HAVE 200 NOTES

YOU PEOPLE NEED TO STOP

Post again bc the Tumblr pinched this post

Oopsie..

happy bad batch eve y’all i am not ready i physically cannot

Love when you wanna work out but your body's like

"Oh you want to better yourself? You want to be cool? Shame."

And then your js in pain for no reason for the foreseeable future. Love that.