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i just know loid would have SUCH a fun time fucking with damian. like damian is taking anya out on a date and loid is like “have fun sweetheart, be home at a reasonable time. and damian?” and damian looks like he’s gonna shit himself as he says “y-yes dr forger?” and loid’s expression slowly shifts to a smile and he says “have a fun time too, son.”

damian is gonna throw up his heart can’t tAKE THIS LOID HE HAS DADDY ISSUES

typical "dad polishing his gun in front of the new boyfriend" scene when Damian and Anya grow up & start dating, only instead of Loid polishing a gun it's Yor sharpening the kitchen knives & she's genuinely not trying to be intimidating at all. She just sharpens the knives a lot.