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Damian still getting flustered even after being married >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Daily life of a silly couple
Aww precious bbys! 🤧🤧🤧
Ooooooh my lil babies! I love so much the fact that he's always looking at Anya🥹😍
c'mon it's obvious
Credit: @madishon_ (at twitter)
Bc I just watched it let's do Spy x family incorrect quotes!
TW: CURSING, MENTIONS OF BLOOD
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Anya, texting Loid: Pa! I'm being kidnapped!
Loid: Where are you?
Anya: in a car with some strange lady!
Loid: hold on, I'll call Yor!
Yor, answering the phone: Hello?
Loid: Where's Anya, she texted me that she was being kidnapped!
Yor: what? She's in the car with me.
Yor:
Yor: ill call you back. *hangs up*
Yor: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD!
Anya: WHO ARE YOU?
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Loid: We need a distraction.
Yor: Anyone good at making weird noises and jumping up and down?
Anya, smiling: my time has come!
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Yor: what's a word in between sad and mad?
Loid: miserable, desolated, disgruntled
Anya: smad.
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Anya: what do you think Mama will do for a distraction?
Loid: Maybe throw some rocks
*several buildings explode and screams and car alarms are heard*
Loid: or that.
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Loid, driving Yor and Anya: how was your day?
Anya: I almost got surprise adopted!
Loid: what?
Yor: she almost got kidnapped!
Loid: oh, ok.
Loid, slamming on the breaks: wait what???
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Loid: Yor and I don't use pet names.
Frankie: uhuh. What do bees make?
Loid: honey?
Yor: yes, dear?
Frankie: don't lie to my face again.
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Loid: I'm driving!
Yor, having heard Anya's friends say it: Shotgun!
Anya, turning to look at Yor: haha, but I wanted that seat.
Everyone but Yor: -WOAH
Yor, holding a shotgun: no, I have a shotgun, and I'm sitting in the front.
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Loid: sometimes I drink milk out of the container
Yor: the cow????
Anya: what?
Loid: Yor, why??
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Yor, having a bad day: where the FUCK are my keys?
Loid: Yor, Anya is around, can we try saying it a little nicer?
Yor: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING keys?
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Loid: would you take a knife for me?
Frankie: ...yes?
*Yor bursts into the room w her stabber*
Loid, running away: great thankssss
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Anya, getting a text: OH! It's my mama.
Becky: ooh did she get me the stuff?
Anya: yep, she says she got you the clown costume, the power drill and 12 gallons of blood
Becky: wow how did she get 12 gallons of fake blood?
Anya: you wanted fake blood?
Becky:
Anya: ill go call my mama.
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Anya, to Loid, talking about Yor: she's covered in blood again, why is it she's always covered in blood?
Loid: well at least it looks like her own this time.
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Becky: look, you made Anya cry!
Damian: Anya's always crying
Anya: that's not true! *cries*
Damian: *hugs her* I'm.. sorry
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I love spy x family and this ship
Boy who falls in love with girl after she beats the shit out of him gotta be one of my favorite dynamics fr
he's her pwetty pwincessa
random damianya sketches feat. a random orchestra au i will get around to one day
How Damian sees Anya
Real Anya
p.s. i adore them
get in the photo, sy-on boy 🎓✨
a short continuation of this
i just know loid would have SUCH a fun time fucking with damian. like damian is taking anya out on a date and loid is like “have fun sweetheart, be home at a reasonable time. and damian?” and damian looks like he’s gonna shit himself as he says “y-yes dr forger?” and loid’s expression slowly shifts to a smile and he says “have a fun time too, son.”
damian is gonna throw up his heart can’t tAKE THIS LOID HE HAS DADDY ISSUES
Damian's crush filter is really strong this episode
