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Stan talked an awful lot about how attractive he was to himself to be having an identical twin 🤨

i prefer stancest getting together in old age for narrative reasons but then i get really sad cuz nooo they don’t have that much longer together then :( so i have now decided they are going to live forever . not allowed to die. i’ve willed it into existence they are now immortal

Me crying about the clear similarities between Bill and Stan and their dynamics with Ford to my girlfriend

im trying not to step on anyones toes but the fact theres ford getting jealous of stan loving a ford plushie more than him comics coming from the non-stancest likers side on twitter is genuinely hillarious to me

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Any bottom ford truthers out there

Caught You Looking

“If ya wanted to check me out in these booty shorts, Sixer, all ya had to do was ask.  Y’know, it’s perfectly normal to be curious!

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30 years is a long time comin

entertaining myself too much with the idea that ford becomes a huge stan apologist after weirdmageddon. stan could set someone on fire and ford would be like "that's how he expresses himself also why are you attacking him also he's literally a hero????" and stan would absolutely notice and escalate his behavior & since ford only has the mental capacity to change once every 30 years he just doubles down

stan: (casually taking spoonfuls out of mabel's bowl of cereal)

dipper: so are we going to do something about this.

ford: idk, are you going to save the world?

since he’s beginning to spread, here’s a rough timeline of events for the fujo bill au:

bill is defeated and is put in the theraprism

after who knows how long, bill begins coping with his spite and rage towards stan and ford by doing/making stuff that he thinks they’d hate.

he begins “shipping” stancest. bill doesn’t really GET the incest taboo, it seems pretty much entirely arbitrary to him, but he knows it exists and is something humans are REPULSED by. thus, he starts making stuff involving stan and ford dating each other. theraprism staff thinks it’s odd but him writing books about stan and ford kissing is significantly better than him writing books in an attempt to escape.

over time, bill starts getting actually invested. it may have started as pure spite, but he begins to remember things that, oh boy, sure do seem pretty incestuous, now that he thinks about it. at first, it’s funny — “HAHA, WOW, SIXER REALLY IS A FREAK, ISN’T HE?” — but then it becomes real.

since bill’s calming down and is no longer talking about wanting to murder the entire family 24/7, theraprism staff decides to move onto the next step in bill’s karma program: becoming pen pals with one of the people he used to terrorize. mabel’s a lot like bill, but not evil, so the theraprism staff choose her.

meanwhile, a 13 year old mabel gets a Crazy Paranormal Experience, in which she is told what’s going on. mabel agrees to be bill’s pen pal (he won’t be able to do any actual harm, and, worst-case scenario, it’d be funny to mess with him (note that, even though mabel’s 13, well over a year has passed for bill — time is merely a suggestion for beings as powerful as the theraprism staff)

bill HATES being made to do this stupid pen pal stuff. he can’t use it as a way out — the theraprism staff have been keeping a VERY CLOSE EYE ON HIM ever since the book, and it’s gonna be hard to trick mabel into doing ANYTHING for him. so, his first few letters are him insulting and trying to upset mabel, who doesn’t really seem to care at all.

eventually, in one of bill’s pieces of hate mail, he says some shit like “SIXER AND HIS BROTHER ARE REAL FREAKS, KID! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY’RE DOING ON THE STAN O’ WAR II? I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT: THE ANSWER’S ‘EACH OTHER’!”

mabel promptly ignores the rest of the letter entirely, and makes a GIANT response excitedly going “oh my gosh, you noticed, too??”, and listing everything romantic she’s ever noticed about them.

bill responds, filling in some gaps here and there, telling her about some incestuous stuff from 30+ years ago, pointing out things she missed, pointing out things he missed (“WOW, THEY DID WHAT? TALK ABOUT NEEDING TO GET A ROOM, YEESH.”)

they become stancest gossip buddies from there. mabel fujopills him in other regards (bill never thought he’d watch a show called “ouran highschool host club”, much less at the request of a 13 year old who thinks the pair of twins kissing would be hot/cute, but hey, afterlife’s full of surprises, ain’t it?) but his main love is and always will be stancest

they eventually become close enough and the theraprism staff trusts them enough to get interdimensional phone call privileges. any time anything happens mabel calls him and goes “oh my gosh, you’ll NEVER guess what just happened!” and they gossip for like an hour

stan and ford are completely clueless as to what’s going on at all. i like to imagine they find out eventually but it takes awhile LMAO

Possessive, jealous Ford is like a drug to me. I want him to be SO SO grumpy when Stan flirts with someone else. Even when they aren't together like Ford is so >:( about it. It's so good

And when they ARE together he's leaving marks <3

tried my hand on stancest meta but tumblr ate up my draft that was a fullblown essay like the functioning app that it is, so i'm just going to post my twitter screenshots here lmao

This is why we lower the brightness 💪💪

on the one hand, i ship stancest, so it makes sense that i follow stancest blogs. on the other hand, gf is popular enough that i now no longer can open tumblr in public in fear of some random stranger getting flashbanged with Cartoon Old Man Incest Yaoi

Me with my 245 tabs of stancest and pinecest (and the singular BillStan)

I’m soooo normal

I’m normally into polyamory in fandom and love a good OT3, but unfortunately I feel like Stan and Ford are just so codependent they would make for a really bad threesome and wind up treating their third like shit lmao

Hi so um big fan. Um so you made a mini comic of fiddleford discovering how Ford was not as well as he seem and Ford was well let's be honest Ford was about to hump the Stan o jar. So I was wondering if You could draw that scene but from Ford's point of view. Like what delusion was he seeing in that. It's cool of course if you don't want to I completely understand if so.

it kinda long, get ready for the sad times :))) (i’ll rewrite the dialog bc it’s kinda small)

Ford: I’ve gone completely mad haven’t I?(Stan): What make you say that?Ford: I almost killed someone because they hurt you, I’ve never done anything like that before. I mean, they are calling me insane up there… I’m so sorry.(Stan): For what exactly?

Ford: I-I’m just so sorry that I’ve only started protecting you now. I could’ve helped you all those years ago… I love you so much, but I just- I just- that day, I was- I’m too smart for my own good.(Stan): Hey now-

Ford: I don’t expect you to forgive me! I’m such a horrible person!(Stan): Ford, listen to me.

(Stan): Sure, in the past you had been a jerk, a selfish one, too. I don’t expect myself to forgive you either, but, you’ve changed now. Now it’s like back when we were kids, free to be us without expectations. No school, no parents, nothing is pressuring you anymore and now you’re back to how you were, how we were. I love you. Unconditionally. I forgive you. Let’s be how we used to be, before this shitstorm happened.

Ford: Oh Stanley! I love you so much, I don’t ever want to let you go again!

Ford: I miss you so much…

Ford is just so sad and angsty,,, his thoughts are a mess after the soos incident…….

don’t be a possessive jerk, u mouldy potato

JWJWHHWHAHA

one of the things I worked on stream yesterday! ✨

honestly my belief that ford loves stans body the way it is--you would think it would be deterred by how ford writes about stan's weight gain in Journal 3, but listen: he's writing fatphobic shit about stan but hes gripping his pen tightly and gritting his teeth and hes starting to get a boner bc he's a repressed fucking loser