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I belive the song The Bug Collector fits stanford scarily well I need a fanfic based on it please I will marry you<3

ohhh I love that song! I'm assuming you would like a ford x reader piece? (If not please correct me, I am very sorry) Something with r reassuring him, that bill is really gone and soothing his paranoia?

And sadly, I have to decline the proposal - my friend already asked me to marry him because I brought him cookies 😔

Stanford Pines x audhd!reader hcs

💕 fluff

loves to listen to you ramble about your special interests and latest hyperfixation

"that sounds lovely, do tell me more"

makes sure to catch up on all the research done, reads every paper he can find on adhd and autism

puts together a profile on how they show themself in you (e.g. your symptoms and behaviour)

figures out through you that he himself is neurodivergent

will make sure you eat and get all the important nutritions. knows that you tend to only eat one thing or not at all. also makes sure you have your safe food on hand at all times

has a list of all the things you loved over time. food, media, sensory input, clothing styles, jewellery, decorations...

makes sure you don't forget anything important and reminds you of any appointments etc.

"dear, have you taken your meds already?"

helps you figure out what things help you cope (certain types of reminders, plans/to-do-lists, noise cancelling headphones, kinds of stimming...)

understands you need to rest and decompress after being out and leaves you alone if you need it

will give crushing hugs if you like the deep pressure. and i mean you will think your rips are about to crack.

i need this so bad and i only have like two people who actually do that and i rarely see them :')

comfortable silence

makes sure everyone closes doors silently and does not let them shut them loudly - will get angry if people disregard it. also warns you if an inevitable loud noise is going to happen so you can put your hands over your ears (like a door slamming shut because of a draft)

being hyped about the same thing and getting all excited together, rambling on an on about it

being in the same room but doing different things silently, fully content with it

learns that this feeling he has from time to time has a name. going non-vebal. and that it's absolutely okay

agreeing on/working out ways of doing specific things together - because some things just have a right way to be done. and that needs to be respected

reminding you not to be too hard on yourself

feels like the luckiest guy in the world when you share his interest and excitement for things

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a/n: requested by this lovely anon! connected to this post

i would absolutely adore some more ford x neurodivergent reader headcanons. your wtiting made me feel so so so happy!! :)

thank you, that means a lot to me 🥹🫶🏻 here you go, sweet anon

little sneak peak on something i'm working on with paranoid!ford falling for younger!reader 🤫😉

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My new research assistant seemed a bit too eager when offered the position. I was hesitant to ask at first but I am in need of someone who is capable of handling such responsibility. Furthermore, Stanley has warned me to not take the kids on any dangerous trips, "or else...". I am not keen on finding out what he left unspoken. [...]

You honestly didn't expect it when Ford asked you to help him with his research. He hadn't been back for long, and spend most of that time in his lab, alone. Whenever he did come upstairs, he seemed rather closed off and barely paid you any attention, aside from the occasional calculating stare, as if you were a puzzle or especially hard equation to solve.

to be continued...

Trying to decide what to work on .-. no worries, they all will be posted sooner or later

bonus option: something else? (send me a request ^^)

also if any of you want to be tagged in anything lemme know

aaaahhhhh i wanna talk my fic ideas through with someone but my friends either haven't watched gf, aren't as invested in it as i am and/or would maybe judge me for my obsession with ford

alssooo, even if there was someone... i am not entirely sure if i am comfortable to talk about this with them sooooo... yeah

Hello!

Your hallucination R idea is so cool I swear

Ford having to decide if he wants to risk seeing Bill by sleeping or still being up by interacting with R, someone whose goal is unknown to him.

The known evil or the unknown basically;

hey there! thank you so much!! aahhh so excited someone is interested in that! :>

exactly! omg I've written something for it yesterday which deals with ford's thoughts on going to sleep and having to encounter bill there; it's not very long yet and i wanna post it, but i feel like i should make it a longer piece djgjksds

(story masterlist here)

oh wow, i actually didn't expect the poll result to be jealous!ford :o then i have another poll for u guys :D

this is for a longer piece, might write some hcs for both situations

jealous!ford x reader headcanons

pre relationship:

depending on his current mood and state of mind, his reaction to someone showing romantic interest in you ranges from:

1) heartache,

feels like he doesn't deserve you, that he isn't good enough for you, he's not your type and also he is too old for you

self-esteem on the floor, feels like a kicked puppy seeing you flirt with someone else

over 2) mild annoyance; 'what's so interesting about them?'

what could they possible give you? why are you even talking to them, you already said you aren't interested in them

to 3) almost hostile towards the other person

all in all just one big mess of feelings

he's not good with them okay

confused and frustrated by his emotions; spends a lot of time overthinking them, in order to rationalise and understand them

too insecure and doubtful to tell you about his feelings, but too easily agitated to not be jealous when someone comes up to ask for your number

tells himself he has no right to feel that way, and yet...

in relationship:

protective and maybe a little possessive. maybe a bit more than a little. okay, a lot

definitely a lot more than he shows

(related to the first points pre-rls) very rare reaction: amused. god complex activated. who do they think they are? do they really think you would be interested in them? tch, please.

when he sees a guy flirting with you, he will come up behind you, put his arm around your waist and stare the guy down

the scene where he intimidates the bus driver, just to any shady guy who won't leave you alone.

insecurities, so soo many of them

'You could have anyone you want. Why would you wanna be with me?' *

that man was bullied his entire youth, never had a proper relationship and holds so much trauma and shame - it's the glue that holds him together at this point

ford is deeply afraid to loose you

through something supernatural or otherwise dangerous yes, but also trough some stupid mistake on his side and interpersonal problems

he is afraid he will mess up one day. then you will start seeing him as someone not worthy of your love and find someone better

it is one constant battle between his low self-worth and his god complex/admittedly somewhat inflated ego

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a/n: longer piece with this trope will follow soon(ish), stay tuned :P poor ford, doesn't know how to feel his feelings appropriately (same dude, same) * 'jealous' by eyedress

i have like three rough ideas for long form pieces of jealous!ford x reader - and bear with me here, two of them are basically the same setup but in two versions because i can't decide between them, and one is stan having enough of ford's endless pining (and denying his own feelings), so he takes matters into his own hands and starts flirting with r, to bring ford to finally make a move

all that because i realised the og i was writing on is gonna be waaay longer than i anticipated and i tried thinking of alternatives

Ford shook his head. He thought he had seen something in the corner of his eye, but when he turned there was nothing there. Not that he trusted it. The emptiness and his gut feeling telling him something was wrong.

He knew Bill was gone. He knew it. But it still kept him up at night. The possibility of his return... What if their plan didn't work? What if something went wrong?

The never ending nightmares in which he was, despite the demon's absence, tormented by the it, kept him from even attempting to get rest. He'd rather have it he collapsed on the floor in the inevitability that was the weakness of his body, than succumbing to his inescapable suffering willingly. Even if it meant that his paranoia would spike, even if he would start to see movement in the corner of his eye, only to turn and find his study empty and ever so still. Even if it meant he would go insane. At least it was at his own hand, his own choice and not due to the remnants of an egocentric megalomaniac. 'Well', he thought, 'maybe he would. Maybe he was just that, too.'

imagine someone showing ford they're taking the hobbits to isengard i beg of you

ford with an s/o who's always cold

💕 fluff

that man is a a living radiator and you can't convince me otherwise

his body is literally always soo warm, no matter the circumstances

(he himself doesn't seem to notice and/or, as he will still wear a sweater in the middle of the goddamn summer heat)

what i'm trying to say: he's basically perfect for you

your hands are like icicles again, hurt from their own coldness and don't seem to warm up? he will kiss your knuckles, take your hands between his and caress them softly

even the warmest, fuzziest socks and blankets don't seem to hold the warmth in? time for a cuddle session! (optionally in front of a fireplace)

he will keep an eye out for subtle signs that you get cold again and prevent/counter it as soon as possible

always keeps a spare sweater around for you, same with a pair of gloves for you in his coat

will notice when you get cold, take his sweater off, leave it in your line of sight and excuse himself for a moment (to give you the opportunity to steal it and make yourself feel sneaky)

will then continue to put on the spare sweater and admire you in his clothes

his favourite sight in the world is you in his clothes, he just can't help it

loves when you come around, looking for cuddles to warm up

pulls you into his lap, drapes a large blanket around the two of you, holds you close and continues to do whatever he was doing before (maybe starts reading to you out loud, if you found him with a nose in a book)

tries to figure out how to make harmless self-heating clothing himself

brings home a little gift for you after an anomaly hunt: a rock/crystal that's always warm and glows ever so slightly

you always keep it in your pocket, not only to have something to warm your hands with, but also to remind you of ford

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a/n: requested by a returning anon, even tho i haven't even posted the first one yet, thank you so much for your trust 😭 edit: small addition

HI IT'S ME AGAIN WHO REQUESTED THE SHOWER/BATH HCS!!!!

CAN I GET UHHHHH STANFORD WITH A READER WHO IS LITERALLY ALWAYS FREEZING ALL THE TIME THANKS POOKIE

hiii aaahh thank you for the second request even if i didn't post the first one yet i am so sorry 😭

read it here i hope you enjoy it and please be assured that the other one will follow soon, i promise 🤧

no need to elaborate on these but i just had to share this with someone willing. but i am truly convinced that ford secretly adores watching the great british bake off with you and will secretly try out recipes from the show until mustering up the courage to show you and let you taste some of his bakes :)))

ngl i had to look the show up because i only knew the title and not a lot else, honestly i think i only knew about the "started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit" meme and i am sorry for that

anyway, not the main focus here! also, yes please share your ideas! i love to hear them! ^^

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even a man that devoted his entire life to the supernatural and weird needs some normality from time to time (maybe especially that man), so he cherishes the feeling of domestic bliss he gets when getting comfy on the couch with you next to him, you basically drooling over the food the contestants present.

he didn't know when the idea exactly occurred, but one day, when he had the house to himself, he found himself in the kitchen, trying out some recipe from god knows where.

it took him a few tries (and errors) to get the hang of some things, but he discovered that he really enjoyed baking. the process and the tasty, rewarding result at the end.

his urge to share his new found hobby is strong, but he wants to make sure whatever he is going to show to you is absolutely perfect, because you deserve nothing less than the best.

when he finally decides that it's time, he will prepare a variety of pastries, small pies, cakes and whatnot and then present them to you the next time you sit down to watch the new episode. all of it tastes amazing of course, he is naturally talented in a lot of things and that seems to include baking.

after that, he will surprise you with all kinds of baked good in the morning for breakfast and delicious pastries in the afternoon. he loves the way your eyes light up when you get to try his newest creations and how you sing your praises after the first bite.

Totally random add on for your cold s/o Ford post: Ford inventing heat holding-thermal clothing for you to help for when he’s not around 🥺

ooohhh definitely! be prepared to be interviewed about how well they work though; he needs to know if his inventions work after all

also: once mabel found out about it, she insisted to help design them, because "you have no sense of style, grunkle ford" and "they need to be more colourful!"

this is the post they're talking about

saw this post and the point about how stan would flirt with r, who is in a relationship with ford, just to get a reaction out of him

now imagine: r not having any of that and chewing stan out for it because they know exactly what he is doing. and it's the hottest thing ford has ever seen. the love of his life standing up for him and their relationship, showing how much both means to them and how committed they are to him <3

don't expect to get much sleep that night... or to be able to walk the next morning ;)

Stanford Pines shower/bath hcs (stanford x reader)

💕 fluff & ❗ not necessarily smut but partially NSFW

very insecure about his scars (and tattoos) at first

takes a long time until he's comfortable with the idea

that man lights his face on fire to shave... he does Not know what a conditioner is. his luck that you're willing to show him what different kinds of products are for

believe me otherwise this man would use some 3in1 bs i can practically see it (same as dipper "washing clothes is a waste of time" pines btw)

will happily wash your hair for you

(his fingers massaging the shampoo in would feel so good i just know it)

if you want him to truly relax, you'll get in a bath with him and wash his hair. i guarantee you, he will melt

very easily flustered. averts his eyes and tries not to stare at your body

likes to hold you close and just stand under the stream of warm water for a while

will put on his old records to quietly play in the background

not a big fan of the idea of shower sex, but will give it a try if you're really into it

i'm sorry but if you try it, he'd be rather clumsy

he prefers to make this non-sexual, relaxing quality time together

if it's something you like, he will run you baths as aftercare after a particular rough night

thinks you're the most beautiful creature he's ever laid eyes on

washing you gives him the perfect opportunity (and excuse) to study your body closer. it's curves, the marks and spots on your skin, the reactions he can get out of you...

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a/n: i'm sorry dear anon if you wanted something more steamy (pun intended), i'm just still having a hard time writing smut, i hope this is okay >.< requested here

waiter!!! waiter!!! could i get some shower/bath hcs with stanford pines??? can be both sfw or nsfw or both if possible!!!

one stanford x reader shower/bath hcs comin' right up!

apologies for me taking so long, hope you enjoy ^^

hi!! drew a little scene of hallucination r & ford !! hope its alright!!

OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME? that's so fucking cool omg i loveit!!!!! thats one of the coolest things to ever happen to me i think like,,,

😭😭😭🥰🥰

i literally can't express how happy this makes me, thank you so fucking much i love it!!! <333

hallucination!r x ford masterlist