Starclan Sucks - Tumblr Posts

4 years ago

Starclan : yeah sorry Night pelt, we know ur a cat who only wishes the best for ur clan mates and to keep them safe from their past leader who used child soldiers to beef up his ranks and was pretty much a horrible fucking monster buuutt,,, ur pretty old man.

Also starclan : oh!! Tigerclaw, the cat who had an entire prophecy about how he'll destroy the clans!! Nice to see you!!! Now, I see you killed your deputy and conspired against your own clan to get power which resulted in several innocence dying. Well I mean, ur perfect to lead shadowclan!! Wait how are u in shadowclan. . ? You tried to kill bluestar and were banished??? Pfft, all cats make a few Mistakes!! Here are ur nine lives buddy


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