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Nobody ;
Cryptid Hunter! Sebastian, in the bathroom mirror, undergoing his badass transformation ;
Y'all ; " Abigail is a gremlin woman. "
Lopverse! Abigail's gremlin partner on Ginger Island ;
Shane ; " Talk about your opinions. >:(( "
Una ; " I . . . "
Shane ; " Come on. 👀 🍺 "
Una ; " I don't have any. :)) "
The long awaited sequel . . .
✨ The Stardew Bachelorettes As Things My Mom Has Done ✨
Abigail ; Always used to dye her hair, especially non human colors, like purple and fire engine red. Yes, it used to piss me off, everyone always thought she was my “hot sister”. 💇♀️ 💜
Emily ; Worked as a waitress, definitely left work without her shoes on before. 🥘
Haley ; “You’re never fully dressed without your nails done.” 💅🏻
Leah ; “What do you mean the five second rule doesn’t work ? I’m still eating it, I don’t care that it was on the ground. 🙄 🍄 “
Maru ; “I’m smarter than your dad by default. I’m the one with a degree, not him.”, like she didn’t work as a waitress until I was ten years old. 🏥
Penny ; Obsessed over Hunger Games because of the cute guys, read the books so she could have more content of hot guys to fawn over. 📕