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plz, I beg the lord. Steven Universe and Houseki no Kuni fan solidarity. pleaaaaaase
Omg our favorite ship, SpinPhos :,DD POV: they're trash talking Homosapiens
This was supposed to just be a stupid idea but it became so much more. Pain Restaurant AU.
I was on the phone with @sabrisun and when I had said chain restaurant she thought I said pain restaurant and then we joked about how lapis and Keith would own a pain restaurant. Then we started to elaborate on it. It turned into this crossover between the Waiter!AU and like fight club.
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Keith, a college dropout, and Lapis, an art student, are both having a bad day and go to the same bar in which they get in a bar fight. They both get thrown out and then complain how they just needed to blow off some steam. They go and open a “Pain Restaurant™” in which patrons can order food as well as have organized brawls. And if disrespect is shown to the staff, they’re allowed to hit you.
“The food’s great but the waiter decks you if you put your feet on the table.” Oh did I mention this joint is illegal yeah.
Peridot who is roommates with Jasper goes there to let out her anger concerning Jasper, telling her friend Pidge who’s in her astronomy class about Pain Restaurant™ who has been stressed recently about her brother going to another college. Pidge drags Hunk and Lance along and Lance begins flirting with Keith who is utterly confused, disturbed, and heavily pining.
Regarding Lapis and Peridot they bond over just having a shit show over Jasper. But Peridot only orders the food. “Why don’t you ever order pain just go to a normal resaurant.” “I live with Jasper.” “Ah.” Lapis and Jasper has had a sketchy relationship ever since they got in a fight at the Pain Restaurant™ and tried to drown each other in the beer trough.
Shirt and Allura are both police but still are patrons at Pain Resaurant™ and Shiro doesn’t fight anybody but like reigns Allure back in when she gets a little out of hand.
We don’t own the characters.
We came up with the AU.
Lance I don’t think playing on Keith’s jealousy is the best idea.
another request (and concept) on deviantart by : IthinkIamspecialjuan
draw by me
Bill Cipher and Connie Maheswaran: Bonnie
Prompt from Tunas discord server. I have a headcanon that izuku had his intership with the wild wild pussycats in this. Nobody can change my mind about this.
rewatching Steven Universe is so wild.
i forgot most of the early seasons. i forgot what pearl and amethyst looked like before Steven Universe the Movie. i love lion so much. pinkest lad, cat.
now to fantasize about Crossovers with current fixations.
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Steven Universe x Twst
Steven getting transported to Twisted Wonderland, having to deal with a new canned worms.
He has to deal with, like, 7 traumatized teens(?) and them oberbloting.
Lion always finds a way to Steven.
Steven justs uses his shield during all the overblot fights.
Book 1 - He tells Riddle about his mom during the memory sequence, Riddle gets to see Steven's childhood.
Kinda reminds him of Pearl.
Book 2 - 'This might be weird, but, I'll have to spit on you.' proceeds to spit on the injured students during the investigation. Might accidentally cure Trey's blindness like he did Connie's but, that's probably ok.
Kinda reminds him of Amethyst.
Book 3 - He never really had any bullies nor has gone to school to get bullied, but he'll probably asks what it's like going to school with children your age. Is amazed on how much Azul knows. Admires his intelligence.
Kinda reminds him of Connie? She is the only person he hung out with that went to school.
Book 4 - He can't really sympathize with Jamil, as he lived a life like Kalim. Naive and ignorant to the bad things that happened to him, forgiving the people who hurt him just as easily. Criticizing Kalim as well as his younger self.
Reminds him of some gems under the Diamond's rule before.
STEVEN FUSING IN BOOK 5 DURING THE SDC TRAINING. KALVEN, STEACE, DEVEN, STEVMIL, STROOK, VILEVEN, EPLVEN. I REALLY BADLY WANT TO DRAW THESE FUSIONS.
HIM FINDING CONNIE DURING THE FESTIVAL AND SHES GOING TO RSA.
Book 6 - Understanding of Idia's position. Taking on a role you didn't want, but was born into.
Reminds him of Peridot. Especially with their affinity for electronics.
HIM BUBBLING THE BLOT CRYSTALS BEFORE GRIM EATS THEM!!!
Or Gem!Reader
GR being a fusion or just one is up to y'all.
Asking the first years if trauma then oberbloting happens to everyone human.
Asking questions about humans and their anatomy and autonomy.
Probably poofed in one book. Everyone was scared shitless.
'Are humans always this fragile?' <- during Book 2
Called Jamil, Kalim's pearl at least twice.
Excellent dancer and singer. Vil is amazed.
Asking Rook questions in exchange for information on Gems.
Former Corrupted Gem!Reader?
RIDDLE IS LITERALLY CONNIE BUT WITH MORE CONTROLLING MOM.
I LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF FOR FORGETTING CONNIE HAS A DOCTOR AS HER MOM GUYS
CONNIE AND RIDDLE CAN RELATE TO EACH OTHER WITH THE CONTROL THAT THEIR DOCTOR MOTHER HAD ON THEM WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER, EXCEPT THAT CONNIE'S CHILLED OUT AS SHE GREW AND RIDDLE'S DIDN'T
rewatching Steven Universe is so wild.
i forgot most of the early seasons. i forgot what pearl and amethyst looked like before Steven Universe the Movie. i love lion so much. pinkest lad, cat.
now to fantasize about Crossovers with current fixations.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steven Universe x Twst
Steven getting transported to Twisted Wonderland, having to deal with a new canned worms.
He has to deal with, like, 7 traumatized teens(?) and them oberbloting.
Lion always finds a way to Steven.
Steven justs uses his shield during all the overblot fights.
Book 1 - He tells Riddle about his mom during the memory sequence, Riddle gets to see Steven's childhood.
Kinda reminds him of Pearl.
Book 2 - 'This might be weird, but, I'll have to spit on you.' proceeds to spit on the injured students during the investigation. Might accidentally cure Trey's blindness like he did Connie's but, that's probably ok.
Kinda reminds him of Amethyst.
Book 3 - He never really had any bullies nor has gone to school to get bullied, but he'll probably asks what it's like going to school with children your age. Is amazed on how much Azul knows. Admires his intelligence.
Kinda reminds him of Connie? She is the only person he hung out with that went to school.
Book 4 - He can't really sympathize with Jamil, as he lived a life like Kalim. Naive and ignorant to the bad things that happened to him, forgiving the people who hurt him just as easily. Criticizing Kalim as well as his younger self.
Reminds him of some gems under the Diamond's rule before.
STEVEN FUSING IN BOOK 5 DURING THE SDC TRAINING. KALVEN, STEACE, DEVEN, STEVMIL, STROOK, VILEVEN, EPLVEN. I REALLY BADLY WANT TO DRAW THESE FUSIONS.
HIM FINDING CONNIE DURING THE FESTIVAL AND SHES GOING TO RSA.
Book 6 - Understanding of Idia's position. Taking on a role you didn't want, but was born into.
Reminds him of Peridot. Especially with their affinity for electronics.
HIM BUBBLING THE BLOT CRYSTALS BEFORE GRIM EATS THEM!!!
Or Gem!Reader
GR being a fusion or just one is up to y'all.
Asking the first years if trauma then oberbloting happens to everyone human.
Asking questions about humans and their anatomy and autonomy.
Probably poofed in one book. Everyone was scared shitless.
'Are humans always this fragile?' <- during Book 2
Called Jamil, Kalim's pearl at least twice.
Excellent dancer and singer. Vil is amazed.
Asking Rook questions in exchange for information on Gems.
Former Corrupted Gem!Reader?