Stoner Reader - Tumblr Posts

Pretty Yan: Hey there, cutie~

Loser! Stoner Reader: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers- Especially if they're good looking...

Pretty Yan: I have weed and a fridge full of food at my place~ I even know how to cook.

Loser Stoner Reader: ....Can I still order pizza anyway?

Pretty Yan: If that's what makes you happy~

Loser Stoner Reader, climbing in the back of Yan's car: The fuck are you standing around for then?